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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Addamere posted:

please unpack this for me

*reaches into greasy paper bag*

Hmmm... it's somewhere in here...

*pulls out a McDonalds Big Mac box*

can u smell that delicious mcdonalds aroma?

*slowly begins opening box*

are you excited? are you stimulated?

*opens box completely, revealing nothing but a remnant grease stain*

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
someone hit me with a live link plz

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

islam, is good, and a religion of peace, but also islam is bad, and a religion of murder and terror. bing bong bong

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
lol i just saw that ford is cutting 10% of their salaried employees globally to increase profits. lmao. lol.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
buckle up everyone!!!

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/864520394413412352

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

That DICK! posted:

bernie sanders is grinding levels for 2020

kasich is absolutely a level 2 feral hog barely worth the pelt on its back

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Yinlock posted:

im just a normal small town guy with a hot wife and a giant house and 3 cars

we're all frank grimes down here

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
cant wait for ben garrison to draw mohammed after trump's saudi speech

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Schnorkles posted:

i am eating panini with avocado on it and its good gently caress you real estate millionaire

what's it like knowing you'll never experience the pride of owning a home?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
i live in toronto where our most dilapidated shacks cost at least $1 million canabux

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

zen death robot posted:

Why are the last 10 pages housechat

avocado sandwich

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

f#a# posted:

is there a spicer presser today, or was it just that mcmaster one?

i think there was a press gaggle scheduled but cameras weren't allowed. the meltdown would be too spicy for tv

i could be wrong

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Michael Bayleaf posted:

All anime is bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i dont know how to look at rap sheets through the awful app but fuk the mods this is a true and good post

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

lmao this red text

I'm mentioned being a Hoosier literally once in the last week

there you go again, h*ckin self absorbed hoosiers

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
god im so fucken excited for kasich right now, and satan

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
bernie just said trump is broke brained

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
fbi agents are incredible, they do their jobs

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Gringostar posted:

yeah

out of all the 3 letter agencies the fbi is the one that will gently caress you harder than any other one could and they will do it in a completely legal and well documented manner

i was just quoting master kasich but sure

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
kasich would have won

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

Reminder that over a year ago I predicted Trump betraying Kurds to such a degree that they end up hijacking airliners into Trump towers

i swear you made this exact post a few hours ago or my brain is completely broke

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

quadrophrenic posted:

remember this tweet

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/772460287572185088

like there's no way that's a genuine thing that a human being thinks

holy i never saw this one, lmao

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