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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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what in the world

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Is this like in the wrestling threads where rovert posts his own Tweets for some reason?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Salt Fish posted:

I feel like we're doing a great job getting this thread warmed up for when Trump! does some stupid bullshit tomorrow.

This thread is an example of some people who have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more.

DeepDickPizza
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ShutteredIn posted:

I have been with my boyfriend for a few years now. We are both in out earlier 20s and have a very good relationship all around. We were best friends before we started dating. We are excessively honest with each other and have a good sex life. 3-5 times a week usually and we both always reach "completion". We also both masturbate regularly also. I guess you could say we both have pretty high sex drives.
I have always been interested in Trump. Even when I was pretty young that whole Dom/sub thing was a huge turn on. My boyfriend has been aware I have a "darker" side in the sexual desires. However, he's a little shy and more "vanilla" for lack of a better term. There's definitely been hair pulling, spanking, light choking etc. in the past. But I want it to go further. I told him the other day that I want to bring more of a Trump scene into the bedroom. He asked what I meant and I explained nothing too crazy. Mostly just chains and whips and for him to be in a "master" role. He surprised me when he enthusiastically said he would definitely be willing to do that. But that was basically the end of the convo.
Basically /r/sex how to two noobs to Trump start to incorporate that into our bedroom life? I usually watch that sort of porn so I know what I would like, but then again I want to be in the sub role. I don't want to have to explain what i want I want him to do what he wants, I guess. Where do we go from here?
Tl/dr? How do two Trump noobs start incorporating an intense Trump scene into the bedroom?

what in the world

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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blue squares posted:

I caught up with the thread just in time for spicy. I had to get through 23 pages but by god I did it

I just skipped to the newest page since I read the thread last night. It was very efficient.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Hahaha. "These are all of the parts of the museum the President liked."

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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"The President enjoyed the underground railroad exhibit, but he suggested that they should add a miniature railroad ride to make it more fun."

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Spicey starting to get spicy.

DeepDickPizza
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Hahahaha. Everyone saying they're posting on the sex page when they aren't.

Spice.

Nice.

Sexy.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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It took like like 2 seconds to get through the sex page.

Spicey is keeping it together too well. Keep on him, nerds.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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One question at a time, Brazilian Lady!!!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Ken Bone is a mess.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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hahahahahahahaha motherfucker, Trump hasn't had a robust discussion in his entire life

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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what in the actual gently caress was that entire answer? good god

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Saint_Rukus posted:

go to museums a lot since bad things happened and you should think about the bad things afterwards and go again?

or something, I think my brain is starting to flow out of my ears

It is true. People should go to museums. They're super cool.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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where are the fukken Skype questions?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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MariusLecter posted:

"Ive got nothing" The Sean Spicer story

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Admiral Harwood

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Agrajag posted:

anyone able to confirm the adm howard stuff spicey is talking about?

hahahaha yeah sure

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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beergod posted:

Can someone point me to the trump thread which isn't just pages and pages of poo poo posting. I like actual bits of news in between my poo poo posts tia

You just got news that Milo "resigned" from Breitbart. What more do you want?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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beergod posted:

Can someone point me to the trump thread which isn't just pages and pages of poo poo posting. I like actual bits of news in between my poo poo posts tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hahahaha savage

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Yinlock posted:

personally i would go a step further and ban people from talking about pizza ever, because nobody ever shuts up about it

screw you, buddy

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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"has died" is a funny euphemism for putting two bullets in its brain

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/814651587037634560

DeepDickPizza
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Serf posted:

man i'm just gonna die

:same:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Don't you dare compare weed to the opiod crisis, Spicey, you dickhead.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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quote:

Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, said the new criminal laws are necessary.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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quadrophrenic posted:

people are just walking all over spicy today and it's cool

Yeah. The past couple I've seen have been tame, but today's presser is very spicy.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

*sexy sexy voice*

Reticulating spinessss.....

:bisonyes:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Ken Bone looks like he's getting fatter.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SpaceGoku posted:

yeah it's amazing how fast the snake poem became reverse prophecy

Has any intrepid internet video editor person made a video of Trump reading The Snake poem at one of his rallies cut together with all of the dumb campaign promises that he's immediately poo poo all over? Seems like it would be a hit.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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logikv9 posted:

The only people in heaven are the gays

What about Dr. Gay Hitler?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The other Rogue POTUS staff still insisting they're real and getting pissed at this account is the funniest drat thing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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tacodaemon posted:

what from this night time carryout looks right to buy (click for bigger)



pepper steak, my dude

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/noahmccormack/status/834945246664536065

hahaha

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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That whole article is great, btw. Fuckin' rich people, man.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Vladimir Putin posted:

He's not a mentally ill. He's a vigilante that kills because he saw his own family ruthlessly gunned down in front of him. Would you call Batman loving mentally ill? The same thing happened to him just in a different city.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Vladimir Putin posted:

If you read the comics cops always hate the punisher because he's a vigilante. Which makes it weird that these particular policemen want the punisher skull on their cars.

I'll give you a hint. It's because they don't actually read comics and just want to be able to shoot people to death without any repercussions.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Is this an open call? If so, the internet needs to get to work and flood them with absolutely batshit proposals.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Queen has spoken.
https://twitter.com/cher/status/835241254497615874

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