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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



why did 50s punks click their fingers all the time, anyway?

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



MODS CURE JOKES posted:

check out these sweet lawnorder jewbois



:doink:

that was mcnulty's second choice

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dumb parodies are the best kind because they come from a pure place

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

mostly to keep the beat. when youre hassling shopkeepers, before they can grab the broom behind the counter, you need to keep the beat so your biggest guy can jump into your song and dane without... uh... missing the beat

now i want someone to remake a clockwork orange as a musical and all the songs are diegetic

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



livesmatter is certain

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



you dont get 50 trillion likes without makin some frownies

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

i still have not heard cuck in the wild offline :(

buy a chicken (i mean a live one)

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fidel Castronaut posted:

herzog unironically owns

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i once read Valis while i had the flu and was really dehydrated, it was the best day of my life

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Yinlock posted:

that isn't a good thing

the final tier of irony is 100% sincerity, suddenly you're earnestly defending your power rangers t poo poo's asthetics

sincerity fuckin owns

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

my butthole is aligning with sincerity as it aligns outward to the moon on a deserted beach

and now that ive found the pull and push of the moon's gravity

my chakra is at an all time high

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Rubber Tucky posted:

Ok now I'm actually reading r/incel and its bumming me out. We really need universal health care so these guys can go to therapy for free and figure out how to get laid.

I'm gonna click this here thread titled "How to proper measure the value of a women: A framework to analyse women involving race and hotness"
and I bet it won't be horrifying.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



trip report: i didnt like it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



do u think people in prisons are incels




.... GET IT?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



napoleon was pretty short and he got laid

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



secret handshake is you grab a purple tablecloth and swirl it around you like a cloak and then hold a flaming skull iirc

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



gay ludwig hitler did nothing wrong

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Bet he was volksy as heck.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



I used to lurk on a poker forum, and it was literally exactly like SA.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Admiral Ray posted:

"So much for the tolerant left."

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Ramadu posted:

first dune book is the greatest science fiction book ever written

everything after that is pretty not good

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



FBI knew that first contact with aliens was coming. They're orange and have tiny hands, so Comey made the only choice he could.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



That DICK! posted:

someone make the sun the thinking man pic

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tell me of your homeworld, Incel

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



duncan idaho was so good at doin' it (sex) that he out-sexed a cay lady sex person

miles teg was cool tho imo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hey i didnt know you all posted in the dune thread too

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



dune 1, the weird adventure game slash turn based strategy game, owned

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



I think Dune is responsible for the hypernormalization of collecting and drinking your own urine.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



in conjunction with Big Snack

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



wait, look again... if you read his entrails via soothsaying then it's quite clear that he planned to do a crime

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



I like to take a buncha empty chip packets in so I can make crackling noises during the quiet dialogue scenes.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



It's kinda quaint that Strange Days posited a world where you record a cop doin a murder and then when the tape is released the cop gets arrested and charged lmao wtf

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Third World Reggin posted:

expanse is sci fi

star trek and star wars are westerns

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



hall and oates are the president of the united states of america

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



like when lex luthor became president

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



stemlords should be the name of the council of dudes who elect Swamp Thing

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



and yes naturally theyre ALL dudes and theyre ALL green

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



wow thats a perfect choice for a swamp thing theme

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