Dr_0ctag0n posted:

What are the best satanic rituals to perform in order to cause Trump to stroke out on live TV?

Do I need fresh virgin blood or something? My pentagram is kinda dried up now and the candles are just puddles of wax in my basement. The goat ate my couch and I had to let it free in the back yard or else he would have ruined my bed too.

Any pointers would be greatly appreciated, tia.

Epic High Five posted:

like seriously Jones gimme the names of these people who stopped Clarence Thomas from fleeing and I'll take care of them for you

shiksa posted:

What, like they're gonna make a declaration that everyone in the room is now a mind meld of fascists?

Actually that's not far off.

triple sulk posted:

what's going on, are we all dead

Gringostar posted:

those idiot cucks will keep voting republican

Plinkey posted:

I'm browsing little Bonsai trees thinking about getting one for my desk.

magiccarpet posted:

Von Sloneker posted:

no idea what this means but here's to imminently dashed expectations of one kind or another

https://twitter.com/20committee/status/834195785273184256

Epic High Five posted:

Naw that's not how late capitalism works

They'll gut benefits big time and just freeze pay where it's at now forever

Unperson_47 posted:

I just looked up what an incel is and lol

euphronius posted:

at least Jews and Muslims are monotheists. who know wtf christians are.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Hmm, this seems just a bit hosed up. But hey, in Trump's America I guess it's just another Tuesday!
https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/834212197140197376
https://twitter.com/tribelaw/status/834209099608891393

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

What I learned today from a high school friend who is mad at conservatives who poo poo on Milo:


Appearing on Bill Maher's show was a trap.

Simon and Schuster are going to lose a lot of money

CPAC was less than nothing.

If Breitbart fires him they're dead to me

Chokes McGee posted:

man everyone else gets the quality meltdowns, my coworkers are just libertarian technocrat manchildren

Schnorkles posted:

I had one too many beers at the beer garden tonight.

Agrajag posted:

im not entirely sure that is how sex works

triple sulk posted:

the pisstape

where is it

Turdfuzz posted:

quit hating america

euphronius posted:

is there somewhere i can go to get real trump news in between the shitposting????!!

jfc

triple sulk posted:

rip euphronius

not good enough to maga

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/834234416109076480

dwarf74 posted:

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

*bangs comedy inflatable gavel on judge's podium* for the high crime of Desiring Content, you have been sentenced to... SIX MONTHS OF HARD SHITPOST LABOR

Agrajag posted:

he was, a goon earlier today posted that exact sentence unironically and i think euphronius was mocking/imitating that.

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/834217790974291968

cumshitter posted:

i took a rabbinic studies course at a private catholic (Go Demons!) college because i really, really wanted to keep my schedule Mon-Thurs so i could have a three day weekend and the rabbi studies class was my only option for completing the religion class requirement. i had to take a big test on the oral talmud and some of the written talmud and for the oral one i came up with a pnemonic like "A&P Potatoes was hanging out with Black Sabbath to blah blah"

its been a while but i dont remember any of that goy are animals talk

anyway the part of the story i was trying to get to was that i was the only one of irish catholic descent in the class which was pretty obvious when Dr. Rabbi read off names for attendance. also, like the moronic 18 year old i was, i asked the professor if i could do my final paper on a really cool interpretration of the sermon on the mount as a call to non-violent protest that i had found.

"No, Cumshitter. You can't do your final paper on Jesus. I feel like you've misunderstood the point of this class."

"Yeah, sorry, I now realize that was a very stupid question."

dwarf74 posted:

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/834019919389917185

cumshitter posted:

yes but ill ahve to skype you from the toilet

im buzzed and had a long day so im gonna share the cool MLK version ofthe sermon on the mount i found. jesus mentioned like 3 things and they were (in no particular order)

"If a man asks you for his robe give it to hime." roman nobles would find ways to put poorer farmers into debt so they could claim their land. legally they were required to provide a debtor a robe so they wouldn tfreeze to death at night. getting naked in front of someone was supposed to shame them because you werent supposed to show your naked obdy

"if a man asks you to walk a mile go two." roman roads had mile markers. a roman soldier could ask as citizen of judea to carry his pack for one marker. if you carried it for two you could report them to the legionarre or whatever and potentially get them in trouble

"if a man strikes you on the left cheek show him your right." back then apparently you used your left hand to wipe your rear end and poo poo and your right for eating. you had a "clean" and a "dirty" hand. sinc eyou smack someone with the back of your hand showing your right cheek would force them to hit you with the "clean" hand and bring them down to your level.

this is all probably wrong but i thought it was cool and wroth sharing

Baloogan posted:

cucks post music youtubes nao plz

Homeless Friend posted:

remember when didn't concede lmao

Smythe posted:

imagine Milo having Sex with Lena Dunham. Goon DOom. Haha

Pomp posted:

dwarf74 posted:

ScrubLeague posted:

It'd be pretty fuckin sick if my terrible representative would show his face in our district for a town hall but he's not gonna because Greta puts him on TV every other day, fuckin shitbird.

Rubber Tucky posted:

Ok now I'm actually reading r/incel and its bumming me out. We really need universal health care so these guys can go to therapy for free and figure out how to get laid.

punchymcpunch posted:

I'm gonna click this here thread titled "How to proper measure the value of a women: A framework to analyse women involving race and hotness"
and I bet it won't be horrifying.

cumshitter posted:

theres an incel gawking thread in GBS and someone found this really good post