TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

what is going on i don't understand

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:31

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:54

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

no mods no masters

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:32

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this is zdr's fault isn't it

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:34

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Only 2910 posts in the last thread smdh what a failure

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:35

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this will be the thread that I take baloogan down

or it won't be because i have to work and jesus christ how did you people make 11000 posts

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

a whole new pile of sex number pages

heh

nice

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

rudatron posted:

some day i dream of posting enough to get on the top posters list of this thread

then my head implodes from the amount of c o n t e n t that requires

be like me op, don't post content just copy and paste tweets about news and gleefully predict things so that the people that hate you doing that freak out

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Lastgirl posted:

it is.

a-bloo bloo radium's bad code :qq:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I really want Berekely Breathed back.

I feel like it would be great in this trying time and would be a good thing for the thread to bond over.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Yinlock posted:

lol at everyone tiring themselves out in posting sprints in the first 5 pages

you gotta pace yourself if you want to finish a trump thread marathon with a medal chance

heh

you wanna burn fat scrub?

HIIP.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

15th place what a goddamn failure

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

BUSH 2112 posted:

wait doesn't he have a comic again?

does he? I thought he did a couple strips b/c of trump and all but not a full fledged comic

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

do we have any newcummers???

*clears throat* Hi there, Fuzz, long lime listener first time caller.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

so is california flooded

worst is tonight i think??

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

As the game master, you must create an air of separation between yourself and the players. You are not one of them. You are everyone else in the game world. The game master's screen is a common tool that accomplishes this somewhat. You can take it further.

For my sessions, I planned to wear a mask to hide my face. I chose a mask similar to the one used by the phantom of the opera, except that it covered both sides. White and expressionless to erase my appearance of humanity and partially detach the players from the notion that I am anything but the concept of the storyteller. It also creates an air of mystique, drawing the players' attention further into the story you tell.

It is important that you accompany this mask with a more subtle mask. The "true game master's mask". You must act more confident and add that to your voice when you narrate. Act like you know something that the players don't, especially because you do. You can go so far as to change the accent with which you speak, as if putting on the physical mask also changed your persona into that of "the game master".

please don't doxx me

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

its already 9pm pst and that storm has been over cali for several hours now though

i dunno i'm just reading occasional news updates. There's been some stuff happening with infrastructure that's notable [spillways open that haven't been opened in a long rear end time] but no serious evacuation notices to my knowledge

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i don't actually live in California, I just rely on it financially.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:03

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

yikes

I lived in SF for a few years and then I moved out and bought a house.

emphasis on bought.

e: fuckkkkk rent in SF

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:04

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

a lot of people do and don't realize it

my feeling is that the major start ups will probably end up clustering like they do but more and more supporting services will go remote because of price considerations.

we can do all of our work remote and be onsite whenever you feel like it for significantly less than any silicon valley firm so. :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

The fact that their whole business models are predicated on the fact that with technology you can do almost anything from anywhere, and then they still loving cram into a couple city centers and pay 5k a month for a rat-infested matchbox will never stop being funny to me

in some cases its actually loving hard to find people anywhere but those places, but that's becoming less and less the case as people are more open to relocation to avoid the lunacy that is rent.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

lmebo if the midwest becomes a dusty ahithole dependent economically on runming cheap server farms for the coastal professional firms

its already basically this to my knowledge

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

sounds like a cycle to me

peeps only look in those places so that's where the people that want those jobs go

In some cases its actually the colleges and who's doing what and where the incubators have sprung up.

People who want to do biotech move to SF because of UCSF. :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

zdr is a tyrannical king

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the black husserl posted:

kinda creeped out that they've smartened up enough to do their dirty deeds behind closed doors

the spice must flow

this was always going to happen, especially as they brought in department heads who could wrangle their various purviews.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

it says something about the trump presidency that rather than waiting for the agencies to get up to speed they mashed the big shiny button and yelled "we're doing it live" :byodood:

namely it says that we're all going to die

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

free speech is v important but giving someone a platform to be a pedo isn't what is hard about this :confused:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

just buy an aircraft carrier on net 30 and then stiff them

bing bing bong

i approve of this message

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:49

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

it is also very important to not gently caress children

please do not gently caress children

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 16:57

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

soon the press corps is gonna walk into the briefing room and the lights will be down. three podiums now stand against three walls. the reporters nervously shuffle to their seats. the lights suddenly come up, revealing sean spicer at one podium, milo at another, and alex jones at the final podium. they begin the press briefing in tandem, each one rambling on and talking over the others. they take questions at the same time, and all three have microphones.

this is your finest post itt. i commend you sir

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

part of me is: donald trump is playing golf all the time and we're paying for it and that bad

the other part is: every minute donald is on the golf course is a minute he's not actively destabilizing the world

so I'm conflicted.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

i also just realized earlier that we're already 1/3 through the first 100 days and fuckall has gotten done aside from ICE doing some hosed up poo poo

it turns out the party of opposition was not actually prepared to govern.

oops!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Coolguye posted:

its the second

the first part will piss off everyone eventually while doing no real lasting harm

ultimately if the trump presidency ends up being donald trump loving off to play golf every weekend and bilking people while absolutely nothing gets accomplished I'll call it a victory

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

anyone who actually read the memos re: ICE and DHS and such, is there any mention of DACA?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

looks like the sensitive locations language is remaining that limits enforcement of deportation activities in churches, schools, etc.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

Closets in Florida as well?

paging florida man

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Addamere posted:

my favourite super hero

one of the trump threads many mascots

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

as there were no actual problems yesterday, we are not actually going to buy generators and instead we are giving the board bonuses to buy new bugattis

bing bong so simple capitalism works for everyone

:suicide:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:54

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i don't really eat fast food it makes me feel like poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 18:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

i had a job where i was too depressed to make my own lunch and the only thing i could afford in the area was fast food and it made me even more depressed and i gained like 15 pounds

but god drat, i still love me a Quesorito

me and my WIFE make lunches together every night its a bonding activity :3:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 18:17

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:54

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Serf posted:

no idea what a pastrami sandwich is but mustard rules on burgers and poo poo

ed balls

pastrami is the finest sandwich meat you heathen

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 18:22

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