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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

we have two cats who are brother and sister from the same litter and they are my favorite. :3:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 18:59

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 21:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I missed the sex number page!!! :mad:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

this thread gets a might strange during day krew sometimes

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/csmcdaniel/status/834121531148079105

So about that firing squad thing

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

wh wh wh whaaaaat

its gobglins all the way until the turtles

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

im bwgging you plz do not fo an imbestigative schnorks report on this yr family neefs you

investigative schnork reports are met with derision and fear in these dark times

i will only post at great length where i am needed

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

If Democrats win in NJ and VA they will have governors over ~51% of the US population.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:24

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

logikv9 posted:

P sure dems will win the NJ gov seat, chris christie left a stench that carries over to all state Republicans

almost undoubtedly tbh. he only really won last time because the dem state party decided to let him

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

dem thread is thataway ?????

the dem thread is dumb and bad

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

HorseRenoir posted:

Yeah, dems are looking good in VA too

The primary races are the ones to watch here, too see if populist outsider candidates can beat McAuliffe's lieutenant governor and Literal Goldman Sachs Guy

more interesting question is VA downballot races.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:31

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

paranoid randroid posted:

i think Kellyanne Conway might be Hexadecimal irl

who's bob and megabyte in this scenario

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I get to work really late tonight and I'm salty about it!!!

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

bob classic or rasta wizard bob w cheetor vouce

classic imo

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRKQedDjVh8

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Thatim posted:

What why how?

I know nothing about senate races, but why would you simply nog care?

*governor

The NJ Dem party provided no support to their candidate and all but endorsed Christie for re-election.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Chokes McGee posted:

me irl in five minutes

quiet wage slave, back in the mines with you

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:54

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Re: Schools/Teachers. Not all districts are created equally. Some are significantly more supportive and some are less. There's a lot of local control and you see that with how districts deal with and treat their faculty.

My wife deals with all the day to day bullshit that comes with being a teacher but has significant support from both the union and the district. :shrug:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:24

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/834153227578986498

:catstare:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

i'm not sure who to root for in this scenario

humanity

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:43

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Bip Roberts posted:

Root for the insurance adjusters who deny their claims.

"Fuckin Nazi - DENIED" would be a wonderful stamp for an insurance adjuster

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:45

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

donald trump does foreign policy like he does everything else

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 22:59

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

pathetic little tramp posted:

Mitch McConnell joins the like a bitch train

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/834157016755101696

turtle looks wildly uncomfortable here and hell, I'm glad.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

would really love to know how many of these people voted for trump

probably a few.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

magiccarpet posted:

ha ha look at that turtle eye the exit

the turtle's natural inclination is to flee from danger

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:01

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

FOP blowing up because of right to work laws

:getin:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:07

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Capital always wins, friends~

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i think its an open question what happens when donald trump emphatically does not bring back the coal jobs and it in fact gets even worse

probably they just vote republican and blame people of color but who knows

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Nichael posted:

I mean, you answered yourself. Donald will blame the Democrats, brown people, and cucked Republicans (Lindsey! ). He'll then win in 2020. And 2024. And 2028.

and will be succeeded by Kushner, first of his line, to lead us to the great era of Shadowrun where-in we all get eaten by bug spirits

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

lmebo if you arent a bug spirut

I'm a praying mantis :frog:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

There are parts of WV that have worse life expectancy than North Korea. I can't blame them for thinking that something has to change and that they've been left behind by a party touting economic recovery.

also they're now going to have it worse because they'll be poor AND there will be ~more~ lead in their water.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

instread of death panrls lets call them freedomizers

Freedom for you! Freedom for you! Freedom for everybody!

Ah ha ha ha ha! *thundercrack*

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

triple sulk posted:

Nothing matters

cheer up friend. :unsmith:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Just a side note about bills in state legislatures.

anyone can enter a bill, you should only care about it after a.) It has cosponsors, and b.) gets voted out of a committee.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

thats the best anime ive seen in a long time

euphronius watches anime

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# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:41

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

euphronius posted:

im refering to that 3 second gif

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I had one too many beers at the beer garden tonight.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:55

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

make it three too many and you've got a deal schnoks

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i need to eat but my wife is teaching a cello lesson in our living room and the kid's mom stays the entire time and moving around the house is very awkward

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:58

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

i told him to panic and never stop screaming

pro move tbh

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 02:59

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Plinkey posted:

dont you have some like checks mix, maybe a minifridge with some frozen burritos next to your computer?

no but i should

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 03:00

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