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Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

nice

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:34

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:01

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

yall can post n post but i still aint gonna read em

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:46

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

murked by dragon posted:

so what do y'all think about duck penises

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:00

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

does night crew have jobs i've not really thought about the fact they're up all night drinking

of course not, dumdum. they live off soros protesting money and selling free obama cell phones. baloogan however lives off old moosemeat and toilet wine

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 12:34

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

bill cassidy has spent 5 minutes meandering through a response to a question on whether he would vote to repeal obamacare. crowd chanting YES or NO loudly

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 23:23

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Shugojin posted:

use

SUN

SCREEN

it's also hard not to smoke 4 packs of misty 120s a day when ur boss is trump

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:08

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

whats this matt lauer shite about

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:19

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/834424180129030145
Holy pissss

profound

mental disability

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:22

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Mr President posted:

what DnD poo poo? The guy got angry that a school was taking down dumb posters and I just wanted to say my piece and I've never been permabanned

now if only the mods here would ever take down dumb posters heyyyy ohhhhhhh

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:27

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

from that wapo thing:

man you've gotta be in a bad way if things are so hosed you're getting sent to zambia

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:30

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Mr President posted:

You should consider a job at CNN since you seem to enjoy posting fake facts

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:34

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:

not even slightly anime

thank vishnu

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:39

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

Obamacare repeal got gop shook af.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/834540108451815427

all these GOP townhalls where the rep or senator is getting shouted down.....are there any repubs showing up or just dems turn out?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:44

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

cotton: "i don't care if anyone's paid or not"

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:54

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

ask the loving q

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 00:56

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

i'm the guy with the "WE NEED THOSE LATINOS" sign

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:05

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

the refugee guy made so much sense he broke the stream

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:17

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

murked by dragon posted:

the college kid talkin about boomers dyin haha owned death comes for us all rip TRUIMP!!!

bahahhahahah that little fucker sampson just said pussy on the teevee

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:25

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

no and I tyoe as fadt as posdiblr

your type is fatties if possible?

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:45

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

lol cotton just called the first amendment 'due process'

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 01:48

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Omnikin posted:

Are we watching something?

harvard law educated US senator getting dunked on by arkansas teacher, data analyst, and a 7 yr old kid named toby

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:03

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:10

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day, everyone!

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:49

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

the black husserl posted:

does this dude even tweet anymore

bannon threw his phone up a flight of stairs

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 02:57

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Doorknob Slobber posted:

quick someone send a message to this solar system asking for help

40 lights years is relatively close. but we should prolly try to go to mars first for the relatively paltry sum of 200 billion dollars

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 03:08

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

I disagree, though among fans of the first book, I'm in the minority for that. The only bland one is Children, which suffers for being separated from the more interesting and thematically-coherent Messiah. (They were conceived early as one book. Their separation is why Messiah is so short.) The first novel benefits from being written at least twice; Herbert published it first as a serial. The demands of the serial format restrained Herbert's tendency to wander on about a single theme overlong, and forced him to build real points of tension regularly into the narrative. The later books lack that, and they're weaker for it.

The first book has the weakest prose of the series, though. It's written like Dick & Jane Experiment with Psychotropic Drugs to Build a Militant Theocratic Insurgency. As the series moves forward, Herbert grows in basic compositional skill. By God-Emperor, Herbert no longer presents a jarring mismatch of amateur prose and sophisticated ideas. That's also the only other one of the series written twice: Herbert wrote a first-person journal by Leto II before writing the novel in its published form. For my money, God-Emperor has the best balance of qualities. A whole lot of people seem to hate it, though.

After God-Emperor, Herbert's wife is dying and he needs to rattle off novels as fast as he can, to pay her medical bills. While he (unbelievably) still has new, interesting ideas to narrate, he just doesn't get to refine the presentation at all. If you like the Flash and his struggles against the cat-people who enslave the galaxy with loving, rock on.

Even the weakest of the original Dune series is worth reading at least once, as part of a full read through the series. Don't read any of the sequel's "written" by Kevin Anderson and Herbert's kid, though.

why would i read this arabica filled poo poo? i can learn everything i need to about shaddam and the arrakis and desert warfare from the 1999 masterpiece Three Kings in which ice cube won an oscar for his performance

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 03:24

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

the new jazz posted:

i wish i knew how to use the shop for photographs

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 04:02

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

You know how Trump is always listed as 6'3?

Ivanka and Melania are both, supposedly, 5'11. Now re-evaluate these photographs.

Tiny Donald...

high heels

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 04:05

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

fknlo posted:

Welcome to Trump's America

My little sister works there(not there tonight and fine), and some white guy was being overtly racist, one of her regulars tried to kick him out and the guy decided to start shooting.

Someone was distributing alt right stuff in a suburb on the Missouri side too.

I don't think anyone punched them.

i'm still baffled why ppl aren't ddos'ing the poo poo out of breitbart and all these sites err day

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 04:11

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

Dune 2000 was so drat good and there's a browser version on Archive.org

https://archive.org/details/008900

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 04:36

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

ppl already did that when they shaved that female orang n used her as a prostitue
p sure we talked bout this b4 at some point

holy loving poo poo. I GIS'ed your av at the top of the page which led me on a wild wiki adventure of reading about orangutans and i saw that blurb about the shaved orang literally 30 seconds before i scrolled to your post WOAH

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 12:49

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

o yea speakin o dril

whats the story on the lion and the guy in the maroon beanie

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 12:59

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs

not that beanie person. who's this

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 22:08

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Vladimir Putin posted:

Is recreational marijuana really that important. Should it even be on the same list as LGBT rights which is a human rights issue?

there's 400 billion people in prison for non-violent drug offenses. legalizing weed is the first step in ending this human rights debacle

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 23:38

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

if i had to make an educated guess, they're trying to get their ducks in a row before anything happens because if this poo poo is not airtight then donny's probably gonna walk away from it

my greatest regret is that philip seymour hoffman won't be portraying bannon in the future Departed-esque film about the FBI taking down donjohn

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 01:23

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

has there been any funny movie since 9/11?

like genuinely funny and holds up on repeat viewings?

i honestly can't think of a single one

i'm pretty sure i'd still laugh if i rewatched shaun of the dead, superbad, idiocracy, and the bill murray scene from zombieland

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 22:44

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Mordiceius posted:

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/835226587498967041

wait what

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 01:12

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

the reporters allowed in to the gaggle had their recorders going

https://mobile.twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/835243891133669376

this poo poo is just bonkers.

when will i wake up from this dystopian nightmare

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 01:16

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Now that it's a white Republican in charge social welfare programs are good

All these town halls are great but I worry that when the ACA doesn't get repealed they all go home, becuase these are Republicans storming these Republican town halls and thus aren't going to side with progressives on much else

how do we know it's mostly republicans going to these town halls? if i was back in nola currently i would've gone to bill cassidy's just to clown all over him

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 01:40

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 12:01

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

nam nitecrew as hell

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 01:44

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