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Made it EDIT: gently caress
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Feb 21, 2017 19:56
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This man is literally Baron Vladimir Harkonnen. Someone hook him up with a fat man gravity harness.
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Mar 16, 2017 14:55
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Or maybe a Hoveround Mobility Scooter.
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Mar 16, 2017 14:57
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Coolguye posted:if ur gunning up for the apocalypse u want either a 9mm or a .45 sidearm (depending on how much of a caliber whore you are), a 12 gauge shotgun, and a carbine rifle that fits your sidearm ammo Also machete and katana.
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Mar 16, 2017 15:34
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Goddamn Kilmers Elbow is a photoshop prodigy and an SA Forums All-Star. Somebody buy this man some drinks.
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Mar 19, 2017 02:54
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I'm confused. Was cervix chosen simply because it rhymes? Previous sexual partners have complained when I bumped against their cervix, stating that it can be uncomfortable.
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Mar 27, 2017 21:14
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a.lo posted:I'm going to go get some Del Taco right nwo What is Del Taco? Is that like Taco Bell? Serious question.
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Mar 27, 2017 21:43
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a.lo posted:Sorta but they sell french fries as well. I have never seen our President eating Del Taco. It must not be very good fast food.
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Mar 27, 2017 21:45
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Trump will probably like federal prison. He can watch TV, enjoy steak (Grade D, for Military & Prison Use Only) with ketchup, and experience more golden showers than he ever imagined possible. Although they will probably be from brown men.
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Mar 28, 2017 03:05
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Duscat posted:lol @ steak in prison, they eat imitation cheese (which actually imitates pasteurized processed cheese food, and does a poor job of it) and off brand wonder bread How do you know so much about prison food?
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Mar 28, 2017 03:08
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Do former Presidents get Secret Service protection in prison?
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Mar 28, 2017 03:19
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Donald Trump is the most transparently corrupt President in history. He is incompetent, speaks with the aptitude of a failing fifth grader, is disgusting, obese, whiny, pathetic, and has absolutely no sense of dignity. He is a rapist, abuser, a criminal, and an imbecile. He is spectacularly bad at his job. And there are people who genuinely look up to and admire this shitstain failson fucktard. What a world we live in.
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Mar 29, 2017 00:49
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Lastgirl posted:baloogan yer dumb af
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Mar 29, 2017 01:11
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Solarin posted:couldn't we build a firing squad robot pretty fuckin easily ? Oh and what do we do when the singularity happens and you decided to arm the robots smarty-pants?
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Mar 29, 2017 01:31
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Winkie01 posted:https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/847125961481097216 I knew this Beto dude IRL back when I was a kid. He ran a l33t pirate BBS for Apple II software called The New Society. He's got my vote.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:36
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Captain_Maclaine posted:It's a generation-defining moment, sorta like "where were you when you heard JFK had been shot" was for our parents. My first generation-defining moment was in middle school when the Challenger disaster happened. I was in P.E. and we were doing our stretches and calisthenics in our purple nylon uniform shorts when the Principal came over the intercom and told us and we had a moment of silence. Next day school kids were making jokes about how they knew Christa McAuliffe had dandruff 'cuz they found her head and shoulders on the beach. The point is that I'm old as gently caress and school kids are mean assholes.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:57
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Huh. I would have figured Ivanka would have volunteered to be Ambassador to Canada instead.
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Mar 29, 2017 23:05
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Is Donald's hair technically a mullet now?
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Mar 30, 2017 12:59
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Where does the President get his hookers from? Serious question. You know he's not sexxing Melania anymore, and he probably can't just have Secret Service bring in some backpage girls to the White House. Does he restrict his escort visits to Mar-a-Lago weekends? Who cleans up all the piss?
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Mar 30, 2017 16:20
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:More proof that women have all the power in our society! Only the hot ones.
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Mar 30, 2017 17:42
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If I ever get arrested while Trump is President I intend to use the defense that since Trump is an illegitimate President all U.S. Government is hence illegitimate and they have no right to try me in an illegitimate court of law. Any lawyers on this thread who can weigh in on my chances?
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Mar 30, 2017 18:00
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Hey, something I have been wondering since spending more time in this thread recently: is Lastgirl Lowtax's ex-wife?
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Mar 30, 2017 21:20
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Unperson_47 posted:how do you make waffles that are kinda crispy and not doughy garbage? Waffle iron is $17 bro: https://www.amazon.com/Oster-CKSTWF...rds=waffle+iron
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Mar 30, 2017 21:36
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Wait, are people on the SA Forums seriously mad about women being mods? What is this, reddit? Besides, how do they even know it's really a woman and not some dude pretending to be a woman like most of the internets?
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Mar 30, 2017 23:10
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I hope Donald hands China a $2 trillion bill stamped trade deficit and asks them to settle up in the lobby on their way out.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:18
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I'm looking forward to Trump's tweets after the piss tape is released. "FAKE NEWS! Girls are only maybe 7s or 8s and my hands are bigger. Also, would it be so bad to be friends with Russia? Sad!"
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Mar 30, 2017 23:43
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Tainen posted:Can someone please post the clip of Trumps awful denial of the piss tape? "It’s all fake news, it’s phony stuff, it didn’t happen,” Trump insisted. “Does anybody really believe that story? I’m also very much of a germaphobe, by the way. Believe me.”
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Mar 31, 2017 00:13
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Yinlock posted:isn't "believe me" the world's most obvious tell for "i'm lying" http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2016/05/24/donald-trump-relies-heavily-simple-phrase-believe/0pyVI36H70AOHgXzuP1P5H/story.html
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Mar 31, 2017 00:18
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euphronius posted:We still have never seen the bad abu ghraib pictures LOL. This video will definitely leak .
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Mar 31, 2017 00:26
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eonwe posted:today my coworkers failed to defend Trump Your coworkers are still loving retards.
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Mar 31, 2017 01:48
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loving LOL. Why is this still even up for debate? Donald called it "FAKE NEWS" and then said "Believe me." He has been accused, multiple times, of sexual assault. He is on camera, audio and video, admitting to sexual assault. He has been accused of raping an adolescent child. He is a pathological liar. His entire campaign and Presidency to date clearly demonstrate that he is morally corrupt, and cares very little for the welfare of the citizens of the United States. His only concern is his own self-aggrandizement. What, exactly, makes you believe that he would not engage sex workers to urinate on an object even distantly tied to the legacy of a good and decent man who was an at-least adequate President and who ridiculed him so devastatingly that he then made it his life's purpose to gain the office of the Presidency himself?
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Mar 31, 2017 02:28
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euphronius posted:Jane Fonda is like 75 and hot She went to Vietnam to spit on American Prisoners of War. She's ugly inside.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:02
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HEY NONG MAN posted:There's a guy at my office named Benjamin Buttram. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy whose rank was Seaman and his last name was Samples. For real. It was only funny until he became a Petty Officer but still.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:05
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Ash1138 posted:lol the only options trump is considering right now is 1 round of golf or 2 this weekend Probably also considering going to the office of Assistant to the President Ivanka Trump to smoke a cigar.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:35
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All I need to know is: will the forums be around for the next eight years of the Trump administration? I have been on here for a while, and I'm kind of stuck in my ways. I mean, gently caress reddit and Twitter and all that other bullshit. Where else could I go to read about this fat nutter and chuckle at everyone else ridiculing him?
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Mar 31, 2017 04:02
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Telephones posted:IIRC the system is designed so that it is impossible to distinguish a real order from a routine drill. So if that order comes through... Plus there's the W.O.P.R. computer system at NORAD.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:11
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Bip Roberts posted:So who's Pence going to pick for a VP? Santorum? Karen Pence, duh. Otherwise he would be all alone with too many sexy female world leaders.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:32
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:Real Q does twitter ban you for telling people to go kill themselves because honestly that seems to be the obly appropriate responce to most of the more vocal responders on pretty much every link that gets shared here I'm pretty sure you can be a racist rapist anti-Muslim imbecile who lies constantly and threatens people and jokes about the American healthcare system failing and Twitter won't care.
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I agree with the analogy someone made previously stating that the Trump administration is the Star Citizen of presidential admins, e.g. characterized by gross incompetence, vanity, idiotic decision making, inability to accomplish anything of note, a retarded, obese, slovenly and mushmouthed leader, and a general desire to rape and pillage their customer base/constituency. Who is former SA moderator, generally terrible human being and ridiculously overbearing know-it-all Derek Smart in this analogy?
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