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marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
carpe oleum

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marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Corny posted:

anyways how long until we get to the sex page

cool it mark foley

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Agrajag posted:

just FYI every single drat Black Mirror episode is sad as gently caress. they all end with everyone being worse off than the start.

The San Junipero episode is pretty :unsmith:

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Have you ever played 4D chess...on weed???

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

MariusLecter posted:

the failing the onion getting owned by Av club :sad:

Literally the opposite but maybe :thejoke:?

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
They should have a papier-mâché Trump in the audience making this face

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
What idiot called it The Correspondents Dinner and not "Eat, the Press"

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/835610361252413440

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

tacodaemon posted:



look at her face. she was the only one in the room who suddenly realized that being roasted by obama was going to make trump run for president and win

https://twitter.com/petersagal/status/835613474524958720

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Squizzle posted:

station wagons yes fast cars maybe hummers oh yeah make the whole thing from kindling, highway spruce goose

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Good soup.

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Could the penalty for lying to congress involve losing one's voting rights?

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Darkman Fanpage posted:

new episode plot of black mirror leaked

https://twitter.com/blackmirroreps/status/791437976672739328

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
trump tape aka beta max

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

shiksa posted:

piss

piss never changes

The first half of the tape is them eating a bunch of asparagus.

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYdLcuF772A

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
If you're under 35, you're going to have to go before a choom gang and they're going to determine how you live.

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Look at all these shlubs who didn't have time for some game theory.

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Long Before Trees Overtook the Land, Earth Was Covered by Giant Mushrooms

Make America Giant Mushroom Again

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
USSPISS

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
~Treasons Greetings~

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DRCGcuByQc

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

Samurai Sanders posted:

They really are operating at the level of a middle school research paper aren't they.

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/ask-a-high-school-student-who-didnt-do-the-require-12210

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
mods, please make a dead-hand system to retroactively embed this into all pages of this thread upon first strike, tia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaFygeknae8

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
"Due to his insistence that he has an invisible six foot-tall rabbit for a best friend, a whimsical middle-aged man is thought by his family to be insane - but he may be wiser than anyone knows."

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

SKULL.GIF posted:

I declare milwaukee brewers and miller park as CSPAM official baseball team





http://m.journaltimes.com/news/thompson-stick-it-to-em-on-taxes-for-new-stadium/article_d37b2b74-91af-5673-a9bb-2edc32e0149e.html

County Stadium 4 Lyfe

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
What is she thinking?

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TECHTM5clpw

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/end-of-the-gingrich-era-14562

quote:

"I used to worry about Newt. Then I started worrying about the fact that the sun stopped producing neutrinos in the early '80s, indicating that its internal fusion process had stopped. But that was too scary, so now I worry about fashion."

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/854511378375344128

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
Dead cat bounce?

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
49.999999999999999999%
:eng99:

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

logikv9 posted:

i'm going to sell milk in plastic bags, and then sell a $300 machine that takes those milk bags and dispenses them



I think Wisconsin Kwik-Trips still sell these

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marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-remote-control-can-be-operated-by-remote-1666

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