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Braun?
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Owns 4 2.15%
Really Owns 5 2.69%
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!! 57 30.65%
120 64.52%
Total: 186 votes
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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833895026442670082

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833897710419742720

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833898640141807616

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/833897808004476929

this is so loving weird

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833899233698836480

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833900890599755776

https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/833901041452253184

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Benne posted:

How many people in the crowd actually knew they were shooting a movie scene there? Maybe they just got mad about hearing AJ's music and not getting the real AJ.

Rock was directing them in chants for purposes of the movie, so, everyone

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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https://twitter.com/ColbyNotLopez/status/833908052134817792

her AJ impression is pretty dead on

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Blaise330 posted:

Jeez fake AJ is like waist high to Alexa. On a side note, does every indy wrestling woman weigh under 80 pounds? Cause 100% of Nia Jax's victims have been no rear end, no tits, and arms so small i dont see how they open the front door to their house. Alexa looks like a hoss compared to them.

One of Nia's squashes was Scarlet so no

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Efexeye posted:

i'll bet cass could cut a pretty decent promo if they took the enzanchor off his neck. he's got that brooklyn tough guy accent and seems relatively coherent. Enzo has a really funny one liner sometimes (that I bet half the crowd doesn't get) but in general it's just marble-mouthed garbage

I never understood the shtick he's doing with his slow talking, since in outside interviews he's really eloquent and speaks very well and it's like, why are you doing this to yourself

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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:same:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Benne posted:

I hate to break it to you guys, but Luke Harper ain't doing anything important at WrestleMania.

tell me that again when a hundred thousand harpermaniacs are screaming YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH at the superdome, brother

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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your daughter rules

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Gavok posted:

WWE's Twitter posted a clip of the battle royal ending while asking whose feet hit the floor first. Every single response was some variation of "haha, come on, man" and they eventually deleted the tweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJnjzcO9UI&t=155s

they just cut out the blatant second where harper's still on the apron :lol:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Alain Post posted:

in what world is shane mcmahon a "spot monkey"

that is all he does

he does the big spots (and the best punches in the biz)

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Black Is Black posted:

Can't wait to talk about heel Bayley for 10 years like we did with Cena.

sadistic heel bayley who makes people tap out to a bear hug would rule

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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lou parper is a draw :yeah::yeah::yeah:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Goddamn hilarious. Also that guy also did this which is incredible.

https://youtu.be/gwIl3iDdRgk

Also big mashups for Big Red

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozeDb6OIFFY

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Marquis de Pyro posted:

Roman is going to have the match won when the lights go out and Taker shows up in the ring and kicks him in the dick. There is no other possible finish to the match

I mean that is the finish that would make everyone involved look like poo poo all because Roman can't lose, so yeah that checks out

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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I've heard of resting bitchface before but Steph is like the only person I've seen who has permanent sharkface

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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JamMasterJim posted:

Another WWE poll.
http://www.wwe.com/polls/who-is-your-favorite-cruiserweight-competitor

First two were expected, the rest may surprise you



Frankly, I'm shocked

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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he's no longer a boy anymore

he is a man

a man with a massive erection

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Blaise330 posted:

Sounded like JBL was going to pop a blood vessel trying to put over Tyler Breeze's char this week. I remember when he debuted he'd just hate on Breeze and Ziggler at the same time.

I want Breezango to get a 10 minute match so I can hear JBL go insane ranting about his political views on police

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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things I know about apollo crews: he came from an underprivileged family, he likes shoes

i learned both of these by watching talking smack

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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TheKingslayer posted:

Sports have proven that no one under 6'2 can beat anyone above 6'2. It's just physics.

I have absolutely no wrestling training and am not athletic at all but i'm 6' 5" so I can beat half the roster with no effort at all

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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they should redo the attitude era and call it the atti-new-d era

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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keevo posted:

Shaq said today that he thinks Big Show vs Shaq at Wrestlemania is not going to happen. :negative:

big show got in the best shape of his life for a match that isn't going to happen

I'd laugh but I feel really bad for him now

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

i remember seeing a picture of shaq or him on tv not too long ago and thinking there is no way that guy is going to be ready for wrestlemania. too bad. i wanted that juicy shaq meat.

I just wanted to let you know I appreciated this post

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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tao of lmao posted:

The potential of Broken Matt having a mania moment is almost enough to resub, but man there is so little to get excited for this year.

Big Show vs Shaq was the match I most looked forward to.

The Big Show vs Shaquille O'neil.

my swamp friend lou parper is going to be in the main event

that is very exciting

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

FTFY

If Orton wasn't in it it'd be on the preshow

https://twitter.com/TheZackLethal/status/834838077382258688

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