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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

ASMR videos for cats. Think about it. Cats love scratching, and scraping. The internet loves cats. All I need now is a "sexy lady" (chubby girl who looks passable and has nice cleavage) to make the noises while wearing one of those stupid cat ear headbands.

Note: This is a thread for original million dollar ideas. DO NOT STEAL THEM!!!!

What are your ideas that will bring the internet to its knees and make it pay to suck your cock?

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Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

spud posted:

Pity post: Earn billions from my new app, "am I wearing pants".

My god...think of all those rubes carrying smart phones and wearing pants right at this very minute. You'll also rake it in from the feminazi crowd. they love to flaunt the fact that they are wearing pants rather than a nice sun dress.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

hey op, what group do you think most threatens your free speech

SJWs, the Alt-right, college professors, religious leaders, and of course the lame stream media. MSNBC, FOX, and NPR can't silence me, but they will yell loud enough that people won't be able to hear TRUTH over their fake news.

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