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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Most sorcerous societies and cults focus on celestial bodies. Perhaps their rituals are what provides that opposing force for everything in the sky.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
a bowl of gems perhaps

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If you were a Sea Wizard, and you needed an excuse to cover up your tidal rituals, what better deception than to invent a so-called "moon"?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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The Moon is a giant dragon egg.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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TrustmeImLegit posted:

Yes but if theres a constant attractive force between the two bodies they would eventually meet. Not spin around forever.

Obviously the moon hasn't crashed into earth so theres a repelling force balancing the gravitational force. Likely Sorcery.

ur a dumb bitch

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Its normal to lash out at something scary and new. I forgive you.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Paladinus posted:

The Moon is a giant dragon egg.

That's a big dragon :holymoley:

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Oftentimes I have a dream that some everyday event will happen and, get this, I wake up and later i the day it motherfucking happens. Like, did my grandma use witch powers to make me dream she was gonna call or what?
She did do that.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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Apr 8, 2005

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naem
May 29, 2011

Shaquin posted:

a bowl of gems perhaps

1. stabbing
2.

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Oct 3, 2012

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TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
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