Post Undisputable Evidence that Sorcery Exists and is Commonplace

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SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

The buoyancy force is the reason why ships float. It's a force equal to the weight of the water displaced by the volume. It ends up being a balancing act between the density of whatever you're trying to float and water. Big ships are mostly full of air, and air is less dense than water, so ships are, on average, less dense than water, so they float.

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SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Kruxy posted:

if I open all of the door on the boat will it sink? where is your god now

uh if they are underwater doors

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:22

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

You lost me after the word "the".

Do you weigh more, or less, than a duck?

I weigh more than a duck, they are pretyt small .

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 17:45

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Metal is much more dense than water or air and ships are not airtight. So your "theory" isn't even logically consistent. Its sorcery.

Throw a piece of metal into the water. It instantly sinks.

The bottoms of ships are airtight you dumbass.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 18:57

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

FIll your sink with water, take a glass and hold it right side up in the water so its halfway covered. You'll feel a force pushing the glass back up out of the water. If you let go itll fall over cause its got poo poo balance.

This is why boats look like baots becaUSE THEY ARE DESIGNED TO NOT FALL OVER LIKE A CUP

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:02

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

dumb rear end bitches in THIS here THREAD

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 19:50

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

It's not about density, it is the amount of water being displaced creating buoyancy force.

As for evidence that sorcery exists, well, Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America.

hey idiot the density of an object tells you exactly how much water will be displaced

buoyancy force is directly proportional to density

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:07

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

Fb = dgv

d = density of the liquid
g = gravity
v = volume of the submerged object

idiot

Volume is and always will be the little bitch of physics. No one cares about how big or what shape your poo poo is, just give me the intrinsic qualities they are so much easier to work with. Fuckin scrub.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:44

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

If you start with density you just have to solve for volume to get the buoyancy though so.... okay? Way to make it harder on yourself for no reason?

That's how you gently caress spells up man just do the simplest method.

How can you understand sorcery without understanding the underlying nature of the material plane?

jesus dude you use the MASS and the DENSITY

not loving volume christ

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 20:48

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

The equation is Fb = dgv - to solve for Fb, you need the volume of the object which you can derive from mass + density.

idk what you're arguing about exactly since we're saying the same fuckin' thing really.

lotta melt downs lately

fuckin nerd lol

ships are measured by displaced tonnage not by their mass/density

Im a physicist not an engineer shit4brains. AKA actual science

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 21:38

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

The equation is Fb = dgv - to solve for Fb, you need the volume of the object which you can derive from mass + density.

idk what you're arguing about exactly since we're saying the same fuckin' thing really.

lotta melt downs lately

fuckin nerd lol

ships are measured by displaced tonnage not by their mass/density

its like, this is the gay baby idiot physics that you learn in high school. poo poo, that you learn in introductory college courses. Really basic stuff that is the foundation of physics is things like gauss's law which does not give a gently caress about the size or shape or volume of whatever you're talking about. Its um uh that one theorem about conservative forces.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 03:12

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

Zorodius posted:

I let go of a rock. It falls down.

I let go of the moon. It doesn't fall.

Conclusion? Either the moon isn't a rock, or someone is holding it up. Both answers point to sorcery.

The moon orbits the earth due to the gravitational force between them.

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 10:57

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

TrustmeImLegit posted:

Yes but if theres a constant attractive force between the two bodies they would eventually meet. Not spin around forever.

Obviously the moon hasn't crashed into earth so theres a repelling force balancing the gravitational force. Likely Sorcery.

ur a dumb bitch

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 14:54

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