A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him

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Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

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A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him: February 24th Mass Ritual

Trump photo for ritual (print and cut)

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Addendum and FAQs

Notes on Binding Spells vs. Curses: Is This Dangerous/Harmful?
Binding spells, or defixiones, are some of the oldest in the historical record, and are nearly universal in the world�s magical systems. In this document, binding, which seeks to restrain someone from doing harm, is differentiated from cursing or hexing, which is meant to inflict harm on the target(s). It is understood, in this context, that binding does not generate the potential negative blowback from cursing/hexing/crossing, nor does it harm the caster�s karma.

In other words, this is not the equivalent of magically punching a Nazi; rather, it is ripping the bullhorn from his hands, smashing his phone so he can�t tweet, tying him up, and throwing him in a dark basement where he can�t hurt anyone.

The spell in this document was carefully crafted, in structure and language, to avoid unintended psychic consequences, but adding a prayer and invoking the blessing of your preferred deity(s) should not be neglected.

Another added benefit: this working has an embedded self-exorcism. Just peforming it will result in a lightening of the spirit, an easing of tension, and a banishing of the gnawing Trumpian egregore. And who doesn�t need that?

Finally: The threat from Trump and his cabal is enormous, not just to individuals, but to the collective body and spirit. Be bold! Say the words with ferocious intensity and feel them!

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Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

What Kind of Magic is This Anyway?
The kind of magic that works, based on the template that underlies every functional magic system, from ancient Egyptian to contemporary chaos practices. Some Christian folk traditions, in fact, both Catholic and Protestant, employ similar methods. Adherents of any formal system should be able to tweak the above ritual to suit their practice.

You really think this might work? Has anyone ever done anything like this?
Ever heard of the Magical Battle of Britain? There�s a book about it. And in 1941, author and occultist William Seabrook and a group of young people in Maryland performed a ritual to �kill Adolf Hitler by voodoo incantation.� I was also just made aware of the Center for Tactical Magic. Also, the burning of effigies, common to political protests, is considered a very simple but potent form of magic.

You�re Kidding, Right?
Why don�t you try it and find out for yourself?

But suppose it works? Then we have Pence!
One step at a time, please :-)

#bindtrump
#magicresistance
#feb24

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literal harry potter wand-wagging

# ? Feb 24, 2017 17:55

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

i only practice sex magiks

# ? Feb 24, 2017 17:59

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

lol if the globalist satanic rituals with child sacrifice on pizzeria basements didn't work these people think wiccan crap will?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:01

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/Lin_Manuel/status/796359221063323648

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:08

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

fyi this is just gonna result in a dumai wells situation

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:08

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Apparently they're going to be doing this at Margo Largo and Trump Tower on 5th Ave.

I'm gonna go and help banish trump

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:11

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

motherfuckers never heard of how witches stopped hitler from crossing the english channel

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Forest_coven

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:39

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

i am an organizer for the center for tactical magic ama

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:42

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

*casts magic missile*

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:45

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

*casts Bigly's Pussy Grabbing Hand*

# ? Feb 24, 2017 18:49

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

At this rate I expect to die of secondhand embarrassment before the year is out

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:42

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I only put enough points in int to cast magic weapon and dark orb, sorry guys.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 19:53

Pajser: Jan 28, 2006

great now they jinxed him and hes gonna rule for the next twenty years

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:01

Pajser: Jan 28, 2006

this stuff is actually really useful, cuz i sometimes allow myself a moment of hope and start thinking:

"trumps fascist bullshit is just not sustainable, people will start to organize themselves and get rid of him sooner or later!"

but this magic thing really snapped me back down to reality, where everything is worthless

lol nothing matters

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:06

Pajser: Jan 28, 2006

every single comment, even the trump supporters, think is this is legit gonna work

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:17

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Pajser posted:

every single comment, even the trump supporters, think is this is legit gonna work

Maybe that's the real magic.

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:25

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

if meme magic was real, why not this?

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:48

Baku: Aug 20, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

they're going to gently caress up the spell and accidentally merge the timelines bringing both trumps to our world

we're all assuming our trump is the evil trump, even though he doesn't have a mustache, but what if he's not

# ? Feb 24, 2017 20:51

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

redneck nazgul posted:

*casts Bigly's Pussy Grabbing Hand*

# ? Feb 24, 2017 21:54

Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

Its gone international!
http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irish-witch-explains-spell-being-9912112

Pajser posted:

every single comment, even the trump supporters, think is this is legit gonna work

OOOOOOOOOOOH BOY

Some are upset:

Some have reservations:

Some see a silver lining in Trump as the symbol of the death of the Old God of Patriarchy:

Others have helpful advice:

The debate continues to rage:

# ? Feb 24, 2017 22:39

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

*casts 'congestive heart failure'*

# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:42

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Plutonis posted:

lol if the globalist satanic rituals with child sacrifice on pizzeria basements didn't work these people think wiccan crap will?

it's more of an appealing trap since the jar has piss in it

# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:43

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

can we do this ritual over teleconferencing

# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:52

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Fallen Hamprince posted:

*casts 'congestive heart failure'*

Jesus

is that a new pic?

# ? Feb 25, 2017 00:57

Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

oh nooo im a trump supporter and now ive been bound to my computer chair by your curse magicks. guess I just have to sit here and masturbate

# ? Feb 25, 2017 01:21

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

I don't really understand why people think they can actually do magic but if they don't like Donald Trump I guess I won't make fun of them.

# ? Feb 25, 2017 03:10

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

got any sevens posted:

Jesus is that a new pic?

nope that's classic trump, hardest working collars in showbusiness

i do think he's been getting fatter though. all that time stress eating while watching cable news

# ? Feb 25, 2017 03:23