A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him

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Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

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A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him: February 24th Mass Ritual

Trump photo for ritual (print and cut)

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Addendum and FAQs

Notes on Binding Spells vs. Curses: Is This Dangerous/Harmful?
Binding spells, or defixiones, are some of the oldest in the historical record, and are nearly universal in the world�s magical systems. In this document, binding, which seeks to restrain someone from doing harm, is differentiated from cursing or hexing, which is meant to inflict harm on the target(s). It is understood, in this context, that binding does not generate the potential negative blowback from cursing/hexing/crossing, nor does it harm the caster�s karma.

In other words, this is not the equivalent of magically punching a Nazi; rather, it is ripping the bullhorn from his hands, smashing his phone so he can�t tweet, tying him up, and throwing him in a dark basement where he can�t hurt anyone.

The spell in this document was carefully crafted, in structure and language, to avoid unintended psychic consequences, but adding a prayer and invoking the blessing of your preferred deity(s) should not be neglected.

Another added benefit: this working has an embedded self-exorcism. Just peforming it will result in a lightening of the spirit, an easing of tension, and a banishing of the gnawing Trumpian egregore. And who doesn�t need that?

Finally: The threat from Trump and his cabal is enormous, not just to individuals, but to the collective body and spirit. Be bold! Say the words with ferocious intensity and feel them!

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Laphroaig: Feb 6, 2004; Drinking Smoke; Dinosaur Gum

What Kind of Magic is This Anyway?
The kind of magic that works, based on the template that underlies every functional magic system, from ancient Egyptian to contemporary chaos practices. Some Christian folk traditions, in fact, both Catholic and Protestant, employ similar methods. Adherents of any formal system should be able to tweak the above ritual to suit their practice.

You really think this might work? Has anyone ever done anything like this?
Ever heard of the Magical Battle of Britain? There�s a book about it. And in 1941, author and occultist William Seabrook and a group of young people in Maryland performed a ritual to �kill Adolf Hitler by voodoo incantation.� I was also just made aware of the Center for Tactical Magic. Also, the burning of effigies, common to political protests, is considered a very simple but potent form of magic.

You�re Kidding, Right?
Why don�t you try it and find out for yourself?

But suppose it works? Then we have Pence!
One step at a time, please :-)

#bindtrump
#magicresistance
#feb24

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literal harry potter wand-wagging

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