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It's closing in on April. Coincidentally, April the giraffe's vagina remains closed.
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Grem posted:It's closing in on April. Coincidentally, April the giraffe's vagina remains closed. I'm beginning to think she just got fat and the zookeepers don't know poo poo since they are just failed veterinarians anyway.
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The Deviations posted:It'll actually be a month in about 3.5 days. You struck comedy wine here; the thread title gets better with age. Gestation period is apparently 13-15 months so she could go another month and still not be overdue.
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It's happening!!
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Apr 1, 2017 18:57
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latinotwink1997 posted:It's happening!! I find that hard to believe
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Do they even make giraffe centrifuges big enough should the need arise (heh) to get babby out?
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Remember when this thread first started and we thought the birth could happen any day? lol. We were all so young and naive back then.latinotwink1997 posted:It's happening!! LOL APRIL FOOLS! YOU GOT ME!
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Aww, what a wonderful start to April 
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Remember when this thread first started and we thought the birth could happen any day? lol. We were all so young and naive back then. Man I'm good! This day was made for me.
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This has gone on long enough; someone get me a bunch of sedatives and one of those dollar store grabby-claw-on-a-stick toys and I'll solve our giraffe problem.
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How is giraffe babby formed? How girl giraffe get pragnent? I saw the giraffe poop last night.
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I boy giraffe hosed the lady giraffe in her poo say with his big hard dick and then he shot a bigole cum load in her and now she is pregnant
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Nooner posted:I boy giraffe hosed the lady giraffe in her poo say with his big hard dick and then he shot a bigole cum load in her and now she is pregnant cool
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A giraffe can swallow food then it goes out if date by the time it travels down its long neck and it gets sick Thinkxabout it
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Nooner posted:I boy giraffe hosed the lady giraffe in her poo say with his big hard dick and then he shot a bigole cum load in her and now she is pregnant According to an interview that the AAP Facebook page linked to, the reason it seems to have taken so long is because they started the timer when Oliver first 'made contact' with April. Their words, not mine. 'Contact.' So apparently Oliver is the stupid one for forgetting how to sperm for a few weeks. ... I am never going to need this information. 
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Nonviolent J posted:A giraffe can swallow food then it goes out if date by the time it travels down its long neck and it gets sick Time works the same way
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is this the giraffe baby? where's the egg
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pee pee poo poo
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 A SACK OF GOO IS HANGING OUT OF APRIL'S BUTT
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the goo dropped out and she's eating it lol also i see babby legs e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz_errIBq3Y kindermord fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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somebody went in to spread more sawdust and she kicked him BAD GIRAFFE!!!! e: views have gone from about 120K when i first posted to over 400K now also twitter is very excited https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23AprilTheGiraffe&src=tyah kindermord fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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Saw the baby legs stretch!
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twitter will really explode when she starts eating the baby, too
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a nice pic
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lol giraffe pee pee
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Q. How long will the labor last? Not long: Once the hooves show, Kunter said the baby should fully emerge within two hours. It could take as little as 30 minutes, according to Animal Adventure Park, the Harpursville, N.Y. zoo overseeing the birth. it's been 2 hours since the hooves popped out i hope babby is ok  viewers @ 927K e: OH poo poo HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!!! e2: false alarm. she had a couple huge contractions and i thought that sucker was coming out but nope kindermord fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Apr 15, 2017 |
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loving finally, April.
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She's snacking on the placenta as it comes out how are we supposed to make plasagne now
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cmon babu jraff i got poo poo to do
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Apr 15, 2017 14:31
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I see baby head. Which April immediately pooped on.
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The Deviations posted:I see baby head. It's cool; she's licking it off
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baby: 'i'll just hang out here for a while'
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I like how the placenta hit its head and exploded like a water balloon of gross
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is it... is it ok?
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Bing bong it's done.
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