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 Welcome to the Something Awful Top Dog Tournament!  The Something Awful Top Dog Tournament is a competition to determine the top dog across this whole forum. Think you know a pooch who's up for the task? Nominate a dog, win the subforum round, and take on the top dogs from subforums across SA! How does it work?  The three stages of the Top Dog Tournament are: 1) Subforum Nomination - Each participating subforum has a nomination thread for posters to nominate potential Top Dogs 2) Subforum Voting - Each subforum votes to determine the champion that will represent them in the forumwide vote 3) Forumwide Voting - The champions from every subforum go head to head to determine the Top Dog of the Tournament This thread is Stage 1: Subforum Nomination To nominate a dog for the tournament, please post ONCE AND ONLY ONCE in this thread in the following format:
An example of a properly formatted nomination post is as follows: quote:Otis Nominations will be open until at least Wednesday, March 1. Polls for subforum voting will open shortly after. Questions and Answers
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In classic C-SPAM fashion, our nomination + voting phase may have an added dash of POLITICAL INTRIGUE, BACKSTABBING, AND FAKE POLLS, depending on how many nominations there are of course. Stay tuned for the latest in THE 2017 C-SPAM DOG TOURNAMENT PRIMARY
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Feb 25, 2017 08:00
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my parents doge's name is like, my childhood name (ala indiana jones) so im not giving his name hes a good doge because hes good company  (lost one eye as a puppy  )
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Feb 25, 2017 08:29
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 Senor Spicey Spicey is a real good boy because he makes his master look good even when his master is sometimes embarrassed by a few oopsies.
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Feb 25, 2017 08:30
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Trump Dog Trump Dog is good because he has the best hair and is above the law. 
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Feb 25, 2017 09:01
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This is rigged, because Otis is pretty clearly the winner.
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Feb 25, 2017 09:29
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a helpful bear posted:
poo poo so spicy looks like he has a good pedigree nice and inbred, docile, pre-neutered for convenience is he a fan of dry food? i can't stand expensive dogs he is well trained but erratic, he needs to be broken of that i hear rolled up newspaper, and shoving their faces into the messes they make, is quite effective all in all, a wonderful breed of cocker spaniel, and a fine addition to any large enough home, preferably with a backyard
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Feb 25, 2017 09:51
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a helpful bear posted:
I nominate this good boy because he's trying his hardest to make his master look good 
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Feb 25, 2017 11:03
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Nominating dada dog (reason to come once im home) 
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Feb 25, 2017 16:01
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Luca Luca is a good dog because she pets herself by rubbing her head against your hand when you're sitting and because she casually walks up to you, licks you and then go on to do whatever it is she was doing before that.  
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Feb 25, 2017 16:28
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Fancy Fancy is a good girl because she took Trump seriously and decided to to dehumanize herself and face to bloodshed. 
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Feb 25, 2017 17:55
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Tadakichi-san Tadakichi-san is a gentleman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08lAj1fxPL0
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Feb 25, 2017 22:06
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Kirby Kirby is a good dog because he's good at handling the anxiety of the election, or the vet, with a smile. 
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Feb 25, 2017 22:19
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This is Beans. Beans is a real good dogge because she is good and chill, and ate the entire corner of our living room wall from 3 feet down in 30 minutes once when I left her at home to go to 7-Eleven. 
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Feb 26, 2017 00:41
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hamjobs posted:This is Beans. 2nd!!! VOTE FOR BEANS
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Feb 26, 2017 00:43
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Feb 26, 2017 02:41
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Remy She is a trained attacked dog and she hates fascists.  
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Feb 26, 2017 03:49
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i nominate the lake barryessa vortex hole she's adorable
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Feb 26, 2017 03:58
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two million gallons per minute, the same as the rate of piss into the president of the united states eyeballs, when he is in moscow
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Feb 26, 2017 03:59
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Is Donald! Donald is number one dog of
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Feb 26, 2017 04:03
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William Jennings Bryan Will is a good dog because his namesake hated the gold standard and banks and Will's fur is silver and gold. 
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Feb 26, 2017 04:11
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succ posted:Remy but their foesh is so tender and juicy!
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Feb 26, 2017 10:38
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This is Archimedes. He's the best dog because he doesn't conform to human notions of sleeping with your eyes closed or with your tongue inside your mouth, and he harasses my two cats constantly which is a dog's only true job. 
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Feb 26, 2017 15:24
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Hitler He's a dog containing the soul of hitler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vspxFHqQh4Y
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Feb 26, 2017 19:01
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obie was fat but now not fat unlike u 
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Feb 26, 2017 19:44
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Feb 26, 2017 19:55
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succ posted:Remy aah, christ, a sheppy sorry PENIS SCARE, but I think I know where my voter's going
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Feb 26, 2017 20:40
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HootTheOwl posted:Kirby this is the best dog i've ever seen in my life!!!!!
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Feb 26, 2017 21:02
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Brooklynn Brooklynn is a good dog, because she survived for a long time in a shelter after being found wandering around Kansas highways malnourished and dehydrated, she likes chewing on her ankles, playbiting, scolding squirrels and cuddling, she has missing pieces from the top of her ears and I like to think about her backstory being like a Mad Max road warrior doggle.   
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Feb 26, 2017 22:26
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ex post facho posted:Brooklynn forget about penis scare, my vote goes to Brooklynn
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Feb 26, 2017 22:47
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someone nominate huckabees dog ffs it needs somethin good in its poo poo life
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Feb 27, 2017 01:04
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This is Loukanikos, the Greek "riot dog", who showed up to multiple protests over the course of several years in Athens. He died at home in 2014 at the age of ten, his health having been compromised by the various gasses and other nonlethal weapons used against protesters. There's a photo online of a pig kicking him. Loukanikos is the most C-SPAM dog, and my friend.
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Feb 27, 2017 03:20
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Turdfuzz posted:someone nominate huckabees dog ffs it needs somethin good in its poo poo life ok turdfuzz since i dont have a dog name: i dont know hes a good dog who has had a hard life and i just hope he is ok.  im gonna vote for the dog that hates cops tho
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Feb 27, 2017 03:32
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lotta good rear end doggs itt
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Feb 27, 2017 03:39
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rover this dog is good because the kid is facism and the dog is everyone 
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Feb 27, 2017 03:59
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NANCY Nancy will gently caress YOUR poo poo UP. Leave a sock out? Say goodbye - it's hosed! Forgot to pick your baseball glove off the floor? hosed! And god forbid you left Nancy home alone after forgetting her walkies cuz your room is going to be loving literally sprayed with poo poo!  
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Feb 27, 2017 04:01
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:NANCY addendum op once kidnapped me and held me in a warehouse for two months until i agreed to make this picture 
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Feb 27, 2017 04:18
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Henry Henry is a good dog because he has soft fur, is fat, and empties his anal glands when he becomes super relaxed from too much petting. 
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Feb 27, 2017 04:30
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ex post facho posted:Brooklynn I'm easily swayed to sheppies and you won it here it is. my vote.
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Feb 27, 2017 08:27
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Mindy Mindy is a good dog because she likes pets and walks and sitting out on the front porch.   thx for lookin @ this good dog
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