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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Duckbag posted:

they probably think that having a super firm line between "allowed to have sex" and "not allowed to have sex" is keeping people from acting that way

this probably explains why india is super-duper anti-porn

it muddies the waters too much and makes people want what they aren't supposed to have

Yeah sounds like porn is the real problem here

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

...and the pitch! posted:

Are there Facebook porn groups? Why would you need to go to Facebook for porn?

There's a big scandal brewing right now in thw us over a military Facebook porn group where the members would share revenge porn and stalk female service members


(3 guesses which service branch it was)

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Duckbag posted:

i watched a porn and it turned me into an insane criminal sex pervert

The link is undeniable

Not all porn watchers are sex criminals, but all sex criminals watch porn

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Stroop There It Is posted:

No it's like any woman older than you. Like instead of "excuse me ma'am" you'd say "excuse me auntie"

So in other words the porn definition of milf

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Dear Sir or Milf,

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Some yoga guru should start a school centered around the attainment of self-sucking. Would probably win a lot of followers there

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

this might also be part of the problem

http://m.mensxp.com/special-feature...-the-world.html

especially when all you're consuming is western porn

you realize that this is based on fake research from a "race realist" group

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I like the idea of anyone taking a penis size survey at face value. It's charming to think of some goon seeing it, carefully poring over the data while occasionally glancing nervously at his own dick

I'm trying to understand how they think a penis size survey would go about collecting info. Lol, just ask every dude how big they donger is! No way that can go wrong

It's not even based on surveys, some journalists reviewed it and it's pretty much entirely fake using made up sources or unrelated sources. The group that did it is actual racists who push a pseudo-scientific theory that penis size is inversely correlated with brain size.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nuclearmonkee posted:

It's the greatest legacy of the British Empire

RIP

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Kingfish posted:

Is that a colonialism thing or a lovely culture thing? Guessing it's a little of both.

Pretty much every traditional culture thought being tan was bad since it's what poor people got while working outside

The us only switched in the 60s

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Though arguably the whole light skinned aryan invaders taking over the dark skinned natives makes india much more converned with skin color than most

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Celery Face posted:

Can confirm, average size seems to be roughly five inches.
And "bhabhi" does mean older brother's wife.
And some Indian guys are really loving creepy. Some are just harmless and socially awkward with women but others will send creepy, entitled Facebook messages to women they don't know. It's mostly with the fresh off the boat kind.

5 inches is within the margin of error for average in the us though

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bubblebee posted:

Please ask all future Indian telemarketers this question.

Someone make the hot bhabhi soundboard

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Justin Tyme posted:

I'm surprised it's taken this long for someone to link Indian scammers getting hosed with.

There's one video where a scammer opens up to a dude and it's real sad actually. It's the same level as those people getting shanghaid to build soccer stadiums in Dubai- people being brought hundreds of miles from home and not being paid enough to go home and are told that yes, the US government for some reason authorized a call center in India to collect back taxes and threaten arrest.

instead of loving around in iran or libya we shoudl send seal team six to kill those fuckers isntead (the management that is)

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mordja posted:

So a legit question for all you Indian culture experts. Why don't all these desperate, repressed men get married at a young age like a lot of super religious, US Christians do?

I'd guess that it's very expensive

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

vyst posted:

Oh dang there's a WhatsApp incest group? What a time to be alive

Is india what is driving the weird rise in the prominence of incest porn online? Or is it merely caught up in the trend

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Wizard Master posted:

A lot of bad posts creeping into this thread...

Yeah, there's a whole separate thread in gbs just for bhabi puns

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Oops sorry guys

*does squats*

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

shovelbum posted:

was india always this weird and repressed?

No

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

PyroDwarf posted:

It's the gate of milk pipe

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mordja posted:

There's also that super remote pedophile island that came up in a thread a few months back.

E: is Papua New Guinea that place where they eat dead folks brains and get all sorts of degenerative neurological diseases from it?

You mean Richard Epstein's private island?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

The phrase "plumpy holes" has been stuck in my head all day thanks to this thread

Get plumpy bitch. Get real plumpy

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

powerful sex moves posted:

I've never felt unsafe in the slightest in Japan but I do know that a lot of the reason for the low crime rate is that they won't put someone on trial unless they're absolutely certain they'll get a conviction and also rape cases are rarely taken that seriously. Oh, and the thing with the separate train cars for women at rush hour.

So, yeah. Japan's probably not that much better.

Compare the other violent crime/ murder rates though

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Friginator posted:

"I don't want her to be wife...I want her to be my neighborhood"

the gently caress does that mean?

He wants to live insid her

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

quidditch it and quit it posted:

Indian culture does have a massive rap problem

America has rap rates way higher thsn India so pot, meet kettle

Edit: I'd say something like 99% of American college students are exposed to rap every day,

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Maybe clit is being mistranslated to navel??

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Glenn Quebec posted:

I trust to insert should be on their currency

It should be on our currency

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Are precious white women bhabhis are being corrupted by those negros muslims!

Then again, the orchestrated mass rape of hindus by muslims posted like 5 posts above is still in recent historical memory, so maybe this kind of paranoia is less strange in that context

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Say Nothing posted:

Why is the '70's gay porn mustache' look so popular in India?

As with many bad things in India and the world, blame Britain

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Romes128 posted:

The murder "trial" was going on for like 20 years. He apparently has huge mafia contacts and will never see jail for murder or poaching.

Also lol at the thought of an Indian mafia

Poaching? Did he kill an elephant or something?

Also apparently all of Bollywood exists for the puroose of money laundering, which is ehy they make like a billion movies a year. So this isn't surprising

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

So just like Hollywood then

No, Hollywood is about sex with child actors

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Haier posted:

I know a guy that worked in Bollywood for a couple decades and he said the Casting Couch for actresses was standard, and every one of those so-called pure women coming in, even the nepotism starlets, were pounded by producers, directors, and usually the actors.

So the same as in Hollywood? Other than the age of the actresses, of course

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Police Automaton posted:

I think you could feed all these posts into a Markov text generator and it would be impossible to tell the results apart from the the authentic posts

Someone please do the needful

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