Your telephone rings

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Zarkas: For the lulz

You pick it up and there's a super spooky voice on the other side. What does it say?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 15:35

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# ? May 1, 2024 07:43

Manifisto

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING

# ? Feb 28, 2017 15:39

vanisher

You're preapproved for a variable rate mortgage

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 16:22

FutonForensic

Gallagher's back on tour, and he's coming to YOUR neighborhood. For ticket information, pr--(I hang up by this point)

# ? Feb 28, 2017 16:33

Mac Tonight: aw yeah tahts it man

This is a communication from a debt collector. This is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose.

# ? Feb 28, 2017 16:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It's Sean Spicer demanding to know how much water is leaking out of my phone

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 16:57

Twerkteam Pizza

Mac Tonight posted:

This is a communication from a debt collector. This is an attempt to collect a debt and any information obtained will be used for that purpose.

Haha gently caress that's actually terrifying

# ? Feb 28, 2017 16:57

FutonForensic

You have a payment past due in the amount of: nine hundred ninety-nine nine hundred ninety-nine NINE HUNDRED NINETY-NINE

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:16

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

Gallagher's back on tour, and he's coming to YOUR neighborhood. For ticket information, pr--(I hang up by this point)

well duh, you've already got your tix I presume

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:18

Manifisto

hello past me, this is future you

you are currently thinking that a moustache is a good idea, trust me I remember

IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"sir? sir? either place your order or drive away so others can do so, this is a mcdonalds drive thru..."

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:23

Robot Made of Meat

"This is your insurance agent. It's time for you to review your coverage . . . "

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:25

Manifisto

yes may I speak with the late manifisto?

erm hold on . . . gently caress . . . a tad too early, sorry, loving computer is on the fritz again

I'll be speaking with you soon

# ? Feb 28, 2017 17:40

Tane

Zarkas posted:

your telephone rings

I find myself unable to suspend my disbelief on the premise alone

# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:09

Sing Along: by Athanatos

I cut off the gruff voice...

'Yeah, this is Socks. Who's next?"

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Marriage is like a 3 ring circus. First there's the engagement ring, then there's the wedding ring, then there's the telephone ring

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# ? Feb 28, 2017 18:49

social vegan

honk honk hi it's a car

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:22

Zarkas: For the lulz

social vegan posted:

honk honk hi it's a car

But who was driver?

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:26

social vegan

Zarkas posted:

But who was driver?

i thought this was the future

# ? Feb 28, 2017 19:43

Macnult

social vegan posted:

honk honk hi it's a car

# ? Feb 28, 2017 20:08

google THIS

Voice: Seven Daves...

Me: Haha I think you mean "days?" Stupid noob ghost. (hangs up)

(doorbell rings)

Guy at door: Hi, I'm Dave.

(my nose starts bleeding)

# ? Mar 1, 2017 00:57

Piso Mojado

HI YEAH THIS IS ERIC!....NO THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO TALK, JUST ON A CROWDED BUS, WHATS UP?...HMMM NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IM NOT VERY HAPPY WITH MY CABLE SERVICE.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 01:06

Farecoal: There he go

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "Yeah, sorry, my dad can be kind of overprotective? It's kind of understandable, after what happened to my aunt...
Actually, can we just watch a movie or something? Sorry, not really in the mood anymore."

# ? Mar 1, 2017 01:11

social vegan

hey it's ur stepdad Thomur, just ringing late on a friday ya just thought it would be a good time to talk about that three legged race we won in 96 we were a dream team back then huh oh yeah i guess i've been drinking haha now that you mention it

# ? Mar 1, 2017 01:14

Sing Along: by Athanatos

Piso Mojado posted:

HI YEAH THIS IS ERIC!....NO THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO TALK, JUST ON A CROWDED BUS, WHATS UP?...HMMM NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, IM NOT VERY HAPPY WITH MY CABLE SERVICE.

Sup Eric! Why don't you respond to me on Steam? The phone call was for you.

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# ? Mar 1, 2017 03:01

pig slut lisa: irl is good

google THIS posted:

Voice: Seven Daves...

Me: Haha I think you mean "days?" Stupid noob ghost. (hangs up)

(doorbell rings)

Guy at door: Hi, I'm Dave.

(my nose starts bleeding)

lol

# ? Mar 1, 2017 14:50

Zarkas: For the lulz

Socks4Hands posted:

Sup Eric! Why don't you respond to me on Steam? The phone call was for you.

Classic Eric

# ? Mar 1, 2017 16:10

social vegan

hey its ur mom any reason ur still not smashing that like button on the picture of the minion I posted with the text, "just like the humble BANANA you and i are born from dust and to dust we shall return" guess i just raised an ungrateful child no it's okay enjoy hell tell me how "spicy" those "memes" are

# ? Mar 1, 2017 16:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If you cut your telephone in half you can tell how old it is by simply counting the telephone rings

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# ? Mar 1, 2017 16:37

Manifisto

Splatmaster posted:

If you cut your telephone in half you can tell how old it is by simply counting the telephone rings

# ? Mar 1, 2017 16:39

Elusif

So you like Nintendo games?

# ? Mar 1, 2017 19:10

Sing Along: by Athanatos

Zarkas posted:

Classic Eric

Classic Eric.

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# ? Mar 1, 2017 19:37

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Look, I'm already consolidating my student loans. They're already so consolidated that they've collapsed into a Neutron Loan and I'm having trouble escaping their gravity.

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:05

Manifisto

it's spooky because I don't have a telephone

what I do have, apparently, is a fairly advanced case of tinnitus

# ? Mar 1, 2017 22:27

Farecoal: There he go

Your telephone rings. You don't want to answer after you and your telephone's awkward breakup

# ? Mar 3, 2017 04:32

Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax calling to tell me I have been banned

a subject of many nightmares

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# ? Mar 3, 2017 10:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

If you want it then you shoulda put a ring on it (your phone)

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# ? Mar 3, 2017 13:27

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

привет
ОДНАЖДЫ лев, слон, жирафа, олень, страус, лось, дикая лошадь и собака
поспорили, кто из них быстрее всех бегает.
Спорили, спорили и чуть было не подрались.
Услыхал Гриша Апельсинов, что звери спорят, и говорит им:
-- Эх вы, глупые звери! Зря вы спорите! Вы лучше устройте состязание.
Кто первый вокруг озера обежит, тот, значит, и бегает быстрее всех.
Звери согласились, только страус сказал, что он не умеет вокруг озера
бегать.
-- Ну и не бегай,-- сказал ему лось.
-- А вот побегу!-- сказал страус.
-- Ну и беги!-- сказала жирафа.
Звери выстроились в ряд, Гриша Апельсинов махнул флагом, и звери
побежали.

# ? Mar 3, 2017 14:07

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# ? May 1, 2024 07:43

Space Taxi

Don�t launch or anything. I just wanted to see who would answer if I picked up the red phone.

Kind of a disappointment really. Sad.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 08:33

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