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Poll: Who Should Be Leader of HM Most Loyal Opposition?
This poll is closed.
Jeremy Corbyn 95 18.63%
Dennis Skinner 53 10.39%
Angus Robertson 20 3.92%
Tim Farron 9 1.76%
Paul Ukips 7 1.37%
Robot Lenin 105 20.59%
Tony Blair 28 5.49%
Pissflaps 193 37.84%
Total: 510 votes
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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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As notable British persons such as Hume and Moore and Russell might point out, just because one can go to the West Midlands...

efb

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Those wacky coloureds, always eating curry and nothing but. Namibian curries, South Carolingian curries, third generation mixed Black British curries.

Completely unsurprising that the oval office looks like a second rate Bernard Manning tribute act.

Guavanaut
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Coohoolin posted:

Any legal goons want to weigh in on the actual illegality of sex-selective abortions? Abortion legislation doesn't seem to make it illegal beyond a doctor deciding whether it's a reasonable grounds.
As is there's no such thing as abortion on demand in Britain, it has to be on some medical or socio-economic grounds. The only way I can see the doctors involved OKing that is if they both agree that carrying to term a child of a certain likely sex would have undesirable mental health or other consequences for the mother, and I'm not quite sure how they'd come to that conclusion.

For whether it should be allowed, that all depends on your views on the right to abortion on demand. I'm not sure how you could have on demand but say 'except for that'. A blood test can give a reliable indication as early as 7 weeks, which is within the window where the whole thing can be done by medical instead of surgical procedure and isn't even a fetus, and I've no idea how you could even write legislation which says "you can take this pill if you don't want a baby, but not if you don't want a baby boy" without opening some giant :can: about protected groups status applying to the unborn.

Guavanaut
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jabby posted:

The blood test to find out earlier is expensive and not widely used.
I'd imagine the sorts of people who will be most adamant about their right to have a sex selective abortion are also the types who would be willing to pay for the test, which looks to be a couple hundred in the UK for a private lab to do it.

But regardless of people's views on it, there really doesn't seem to be any way to prevent it which doesn't cause far more harm than it seeks to prevent, even if it is on paper not a valid reason. You can get the labwork done separately, and decide based on the results to terminate before it's even a surgical procedure, and the only way to stop that is invasive gatekeeping where the woman gets grilled about why exactly she feels that the pregnancy would be deleterious to her wellbeing.

Is it even an issue in the UK outside of a handful of religious fundamentalists and people who took Valerie Solanas way too seriously?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I don't think most of those are coming over for sex selective abortions though.

Guavanaut
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DesperateDan posted:

Abortion is a tabloid hot button issue, and the interfering religious turdswogglers may be few in number but they are well organised and very, very well funded.

I don't think most people seem to give two fucks though. I'm vaguely against sex selective abortions but it quickly gets complex and it's not my body so it's not my choice anyway.
I was thinking more the orthodox religious families who would perhaps select for male babies (and likewise the Solanas superfans who would select for female ones) rather than the more different religious types who go around interfering with other people's pregnancies.

Both of those groups are very small in the UK, so I can't really see sex selective abortion as something that's happening at any scale.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Depends on the religion really. If it's part of a cultural orthodoxy that puts more emphasis on dowries and male heirs than on life beginning at conception then it's possible.

It's also possible that what's going on in India is more to do with under reporting of female births, it's hard to get firm evidence outside of a few Telegraph style 'stings'.

e: ^^ That too, but they're not the people being side-eyed when sex selective abortion is panicked over.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Doesn't specify boy or girl though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Private Speech posted:

Let's make a lefty version. a) Rules on state aid to businesses, b) public tendering rules, c) uhh, I guess the growth and stability pact though it only applies to eurozone and was broken by almost everyone including France and Germany

e: maybe d) Common Market VAT rules and e) nationalisation requires compensation?
CAP. Not forcing France to scrap the CFA zone.

Don't Lol me posted:

How you can rail against them when you are literally lighting your house for 10% of what it was previously, I do not know.
They're less tolerant of power surges and they're not so good in the freezing cold. Also if you have electric heating you're not really losing anything with incandescents in winter. You can't use them to incubate chicks. That's about all I got.

In a decent insulated gas heated home (all of which also save you money) you're better off with LEDs, which also save you money, but lol British housing stock.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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TTerrible posted:

Another exciting YouGov poll that gives an insight into the leave voting section of society.

https://twitter.com/JoeTwyman/status/847017907800412160
imo we should bring back:
The death penalty in schools
Dank blue smoking
Selling goods in pounds and shillings
Traditional incandescent passports
Corporal punishment in pubs and restaurants
Pre-decimal currency - light bulbs

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Except the Lib Dems have been openly center-right for a while now, and Corbyn is nowhere near far left.

Now if there was a plan to get an actual far left leader in, that I could get behind.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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baka kaba posted:

atom is foreign for indivisible and that's how we like it!!!
Get this foreign shite out of our classrooms now, let's get back to Anglish Worldken.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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baka kaba posted:

This minglingken sounds suspiciously like multiculturalism
It's Anglish for chemistry, and we all know how Theresa May feels about that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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jBrereton posted:

I dunno I'd say 1940 was a pretty bad time for it.
1940 was a great time to start a small business in the alternative import/export sector.

e: 1948 stops being a good time to be in the under the counter bread trade.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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TinTower posted:

Eluned Morgan was making a speech in the Senedd about how Brexit will disadvantage the poor the most, to which Hamilton heckled "suicide is an option".
I mean, technically he's correct, but who's going to provide them with the explosives?

Guavanaut
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forkboy84 posted:

TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP OI OI OI

(Which is incidentally the worst chant in the entire world of sports)
Yid Army is p. bad especially now that none of them are jews. The holocaust chants against them are even worse.

e: 1952 - The Guardian prints news on its front page for the first time, shocking many. Charlie Chaplin is caught up in an immigration ban from the US due to his controversial mustache. Welsh republican dissidents attempt to blow up a water pipeline. Britain gets an atomic bomb and a new monarch and people will complain about both later on.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Mar 30, 2017

Guavanaut
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Cerv posted:

the BoE have put the tender for the contract to print their new £20s on hold, while they consider if it should be a requirement to use palm oil instead of animal byproduct for the small amount of fat involved in the process.
which of course through deforestation results in orders of magnitude more animal death than the < 1 cow worth of tallow in the entire £5s print run.

a win for the vegans
They should publish a comparative analysis of the number of animals that will be killed by each. It's like half a cow for the tallow method, I can't imagine the environmental effects of the palm oil will be less than that.

Of course, there are religious objections to the specific type of animal used, which the palm oil will solve, and Britain is keenly aware of the effects of such things.

They could always just make it from mutton tallow, which would be unobjectionable to Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims, and Jews, and it's the traditional animal for ritual temple sacrifice.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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That's the ideal case, but if they switched to mutton tallow they could actually ritually sacrifice the sheep to be used on an altar in front of the building at the start of the fiscal year.

It'd keep the tourists coming in, and it's by far one of the least odious things to be done in the name of British currency.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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feedmegin posted:

I like that they've been amalgamated like three times since and kept the skull every time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Lancers

for our current heroic lads.
Indonesians, Poles, Pirates, or Glory!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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kustomkarkommando posted:

Basically watch as the ravenous crows of European tax shelters peck each others eyes out to feast on the juicy entrails of Brexit Britain
There's an adage in farmers' almanacs that the best way to clear a field of magpies is to tie black and white strips of rag (or bin bags) to a rock and leave it in a field. Magpies will think it another magpie in distress and will swoop down to peck at it. You can then pick them off from a distance and the remaining magpies will think 'hey even more struggling magpies to peck at' and join the fray. In this way, a farmer can clear a whole field of magpies with just some rags and a pellet gun.

It's this but the magpies are the nations of Europe and the farmer is Russia or China. And Britain is some rags tied to a rock I guess.

Jippa posted:

In non brexit news, big Ken is chatting about nazis again.
Get him a slot on the History Channel imo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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WMain00 posted:

Right about now a bloody banana republic would be a better place to live in than this lovely loving waste of a country.
We will be a bendy banana republic.

Jose posted:

Ken Livingstone and David Icke on a tv show together is one I would watch
:same:
Was Hitler a secret lizard, or are all lizards secret hitlers? Did Zionists turn Hitler into lizards using tissue samples from a South American lab?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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One's slang and the other's custom. :v:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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More like PISA poo poo.

Seriously though, one of the big unintended consequences of the whole thing was the rephrasing of the entire educational model in terms of barrages of short term standardized tests. I'm not sure that an education system is 'world class' if all it's does is ensures that students can fulfill that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Marenghi posted:

schools and restaurants for the rich.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Pantsuit posted:

Brexit is a death cult at this point
The northern hemisphere is overdue a good comet.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I.. what?

:frogon:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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"Sorry you were offended." :smug:

If homosexuality is curable then does that mean heterosexuality is too?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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mehall posted:

Donald Tusk looks like a mix between Frasier and Niles Crane.
Donald Tusk and Donald Trump are the result of several blind men touching a Donald to learn what it is like, each one finding a different part.

We are missing Donald Legg and Donald Arse.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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forkboy84 posted:

Labour are at their lowest point since 1983 now.
They're pegged to the pound.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Except they proved that if you just give homeless people homes and money that doesn't happen and it costs less in the long run.

The current thinking appears to be that if you fine homeless people £1500 for being homeless then the problem will resolve itself and it won't just result in court costs for unpaid fines that will never be paid.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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forkboy84 posted:

Clearly there is no one simple answer to homelessness or it would no longer be a problem, but it's undeniable that actually improving the availability and quality of mental health issues to an even level with physical health issues would be a good starting point, and for a myriad of other problems too.
It's also worth drawing a distinction between people who are homeless because of mental health problems and people who have mental health problems because they are homeless.

It's far too easy in austerity-plus society to go from job lost to benefits sanctioned to can't make rent to couch surfing to being trapped outside the sphere of 'normalcy', and I'd be amazed if anyone could deal with that for any period of time without developing some degree of stress-induced illness, so a good amount of homelessness related mental health issues could be dealt with simply by providing a home, a fixed address where you can sleep, store stuff safely, and receive correspondence.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Pochoclo posted:

Cue in Gibraltar's citizens used as negotiating chips.
Give Gibraltar back to Spain. Give Ceuta and Melilla and those other little ones back to Morocco. Recognize Moroccan sovereignty over western Western Sahara. Give eastern Western Sahara to the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic. Give the western Canary Islands that are mostly full of Brit tourists and businesses anyway to the UK.

That way everyone comes out with about as much as they had before and we can write off the whole mess.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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TinTower posted:

If there's anything that Farage and Trump have proved, you don't really need the media to support you; you need the media to notice you.
Is that what TimTam was trying with the gay frog chemicals thing?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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forkboy84 posted:

It's also the 51st anniversary of Harold Wilson leading Labour to another electoral victory, increasing his majority in the process.
It's also the 47th anniversary of 9 Japanese communists hijacking an airliner with katana and pipe bombs.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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serious gaylord posted:

Can someone smarter than me explain how google have wrangled their accounts to mean the uk government owe them 31m in overpaid taxes?
It's easy when you have all the MPs and Lords search histories.

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OwlFancier posted:

I'm a rebel.

Actually I feel like there is some sort of socialist critique to be made of the fact that Guavanaut invariably does the labour of making a new OP and all we do is shitpost.
I was informed that forums user Breath Ray was going to be making the OP for April at midnight. I hope he didn't forget to put his clocks forward.

New thread is up here.

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