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evobatman posted:Isn't moonface and steroid jaw a thing? Usually Rumble has inwards cheeks, but in the Gus fight he looked like Dizzy Gillespie. Now after USADA, he looks like his old tale of the tape pics again. Anything that messes with your fluid retention and cortisol can do that. But never underestimate Rumble's ability to be a plain and simple fat piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:50 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:47 |
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Anderson is one of my main men, but Chael was Gastelum's coach and is taking a page directly from his coaches' playbook. "Shoot for the title or shoot for the easiest, highest paying fight possible." That "Legend's rear end Whoopin' Tour" Gastelum mentioned was lifted directly from Chael in a cool way.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 01:26 |
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I still want to know when this forum started to give a poo poo about ranking decided by loving "industry insiders."
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 03:47 |
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Bundt Cake posted:fd would self quote himself at you, RIP I just poured one out. Seeing as how I don't drink this was difficult. RIP Fatherdog.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 04:36 |
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Tsyni posted:Isn't there some spergy "real" rankings somewhere? Gonna have to be more specific. And yes, they all have Fedor at the top of every weight class.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 04:46 |
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Chael is completely self aware and pretty well thought. I heartily enjoy his product. Now let me tell you about True Car and underwear. I'm sure he'll eventually define why but him leaving the UFC is still baffling to me. Dude is loyal.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 20:02 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:Cool, post about it in the b league thread. Oh Lordy Mod Keven is here. Hide your weed.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 20:20 |
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Doesn't Jones still say Vitor hosed his arm way up? Thinking that Jones nearly lost to Vitor through stupidity and CHAEL through having a broken toe is hysterical.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 22:25 |
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Hollandia posted:Cannonier, Mr Finland Pat Barry and Thug Rose have been traveling the country in a RV just dicking around and training. Them.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 22:43 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:Like for real did you stop posting because you were frozen in ice and just thawed out and immediantly ran back to your computer to talk about all the hottest topics of four years ago. Pretty much.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 23:48 |
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Johny is hitting Hord, real Hord again as well.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:02 |
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Chichevache posted:Does Silva even make it past the first minute? Yes. It's an interesting fight because even the ghost of Anderson has the ability to kill aggressive styles. Gastelum doesn't seem much for boring fights. It will be cool.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:57 |
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Bubba Smith posted:the only good outcome of Anderson vs Kelvin is if Anderson does somehow win he'll get the winner of Bisping vs GSP for the belt. I just made a hard man in my pants.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 01:14 |
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Bundt Cake posted:anderson is weird Could someone post the Brazilian commercial of him singing to a Burger King Burger? This is important.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 03:33 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:[to the baseline of "stand by me"] gently caress off hector, gently caress off hector, gently caress off hector, gently caress off hector I read that as "Take on Me" and was really having a hard time making that work in my brain hole.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 19:00 |
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Bluedeanie posted:We're testing today Holy gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 20:03 |
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Ditch posted:They took me (they took me) The batting average is loving high today, folks.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 20:52 |
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Fanboyism aside, I feel like it's a true pick 'em fight. Ghost Silva is still scary in flashes and Gastelum is hyper aggressive. Or Silva could do his party trick if Gastelum is willing and make it an unwatchable nothing.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 02:33 |
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Marching Powder posted:Aggression does not mean easily countered these days. True, but is anyone laser precise like Anderson outside of childweights? Hey new folk, after Anderson had two or three lovely-ish fights he went on a punishment trip to 205. Watch him loving kill James Irvin and Forrest Griffin. You will not be disappointed.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 03:41 |
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Anderson is way out into doesn't give a gently caress about anything territory. This will make him either terrifying or mind numbing depending on that Lord God.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 00:39 |
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So have we established what is fake yet? Where I live, we need an angry tiny big man to yell truths and lies into our faces.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 00:32 |
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For a split second I thought Cormier was Wanderlei. I'm a racist?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 00:57 |
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Is eastern philosophy why Travis Browne always looks like he is quantum leaping out of his body and back in again? Is he stuck in a Bardo or something?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 03:25 |
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outy posted:If you were unlucky enough to miss Marc Diakiese vs Teemu Packalen at the weekend: Oh my God.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 21:20 |
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I.N.R.I posted:tim kennedy is 1 example As the thread's pro-athlete, do you think the IV ban has much significance?
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 01:13 |
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Nierbo posted:I remember Shane Carwin was making a comeback. What became of that debacle? I'm still down for that but I'm not sure how many successful engineers want to fight.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 21:11 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:A fighter who was last active in the UFC 5 years ago? (captains log ears perk up) I've got to let them know that he's got the one job more khakis than computer programmer, and that I think it's good. :yells into the void of existence: Patrick Cote is awesome!
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 22:14 |
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Gay Horney posted:sick adverbs Says the guy with an AV of what shows up when you google "Old Timey Clarinet Playing rear end in a top hat."
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 20:19 |
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I don't know what wad fighting is, but I feel like I'd be good at it.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 22:48 |
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LobsterMobster posted:please discuss Saad Awad and all Sad Wad fighting in the b league thread An encyclopedic mic drop.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 23:17 |
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chaleski posted:http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/25/15058768/wmma-cris-cyborg-vacates-invicta-145-belt-eyes-de-randamie-fight-in-ufc-anaheim-214 She will murder Germain. Germaine. gMaine DeBrambleberry.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 22:14 |
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maffew buildings posted:GINA CARANO DUH Thank you for emphatically typing that before I had to.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 02:33 |
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Everyone being tangentically related to Conor in some way as their claim to fame is confusing.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 19:46 |
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Hundred bucks for a lesson? Hell yeah. Hundred bucks for an autograph? gently caress off.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 00:57 |
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I'd rather him not win, but getting underdog odds on Cain is loving incredible.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 22:59 |
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I have a question posed by my Pops that I couldn't answer. What is the difference between USADA regulations (fighting, fencing, boxing, Olympics) and the testing that applies to major pro American sports (Football, basketball, baseball) ?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 23:10 |
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CommonShore posted:To expand on Bluedeanie's point, in major pro American sports they basically hand you a calendar with "bring us a cup of pee" written on it in 16-week intervals. In other words, it's not real testing. Perfect. My Pops was wondering why Tom Brady couldn't roid into a million year old football scarab. Looks like the answer is, "He and everyone else is sure trying."
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 23:28 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:Football is the most roided out sport on earth How dare you sully the name of XARM!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 00:00 |
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Skip My Posts posted:i cannot see bisping beating yoel but it would be cool as hell Why do I live in a universe where I agree with this statement?
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 00:47 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:47 |
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Tyron isn't cool enough to have an iphone.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:54 |