UFC March-ing into Mediocraty

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Don't forget,

Bisping > Hamill > Jones

or

Bisping > Le > Franklin > Liddell

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I know I'm an idiot dummy, but I'm honestly thinking about going to that Nashville card

Dodson/Wineland, Smile N Sam, Diego/Angry Al (maybe??), Assassin Baby, Lobov's execution

Not awful for like 100 bux for a lower bowl ticket

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 18:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fukc

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 21:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Frog Princess posted:

I blame LobsterMonster

this

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 22:20

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Silva vs Tallest Ladies was p bad

Also, I'm sorry my presence at the arena made the main event a pile of butt

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 19:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bluedeanie posted:

Is anyone going to the Kansas City event? I have a pre-sale code to buy tickets tomorrow and all my friends are either hard nos or strong maybes, I could probably convince them to go if we got the cheapest tickets possible but I kind of wanna treat myself to mid terrace.

I'm really thinking about it.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 22:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gay Horney posted:

Did nobody really try to just sit back and counter against Cruz before the Garbrandt fight? I'd like to watch somebody else try it

Everyone wants to get inside Cruz too much, even Cody

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ditch posted:

Can anyone translate this from "lovely writing" to English because I have no idea who did what to who and why. Like, what was Rebney's role to start with, what would be gained by him killing a dog, etc.

Sugar Ray Leonard hired Rebney and this Ersoff guy as talent managers

Then Ray said he had an affair that would ruin his reputation, so Ersoff and Bjorn hired Mike Plonsker, and entertainment lawyer to help with that.

Ersoff didn't want to go as hard as the others on the mistress, so the rest of the crew started beefing with him.

Plonsker put Bjorn in touch with a FBI guy to see if Ersoff would incriminate himself. Ersoff didnt, but the FBI paid a visit to intimidate him anyway.

Ersoff filed a lawsuit against Plonsker and Rebney, then the next day, Ersoff's dog got a metal spike driven through its head.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 16:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

EmmyOk posted:

I think most people would be far more interested in Rumble/Jones than Jones/DC2 tbh.

I dunno, I think the possibility of a sober, non-roiding Jones makes for an interesting rematch with DC.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 16:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

no way dc is on the atkins diet

or any diet

Maybe the Baskin-Robbins diet

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 17:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gay Horney posted:

Hendricks talked about how he was on a diet plan where he could still go to whataburger and just not get the fries and be fine, don't remember if he missed weight 2 or 3 times in a row after that.

That's when he got on LouTrition, before 200, so that's 2 misses and 1 new division

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 19:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ditch posted:

At most gyms where guys spar too hard, their chins get destroyed. At AKA they avoid this by somehow transferring all damage directly to the ligaments.

Luke Rockhold would beg to differ, but he's in a dark room and can't look at screens for very long

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The other go-to hilarious diet plan item was when BJ mentioned that he had to go on a diet and eat things like chicken salad, a dish that is like...half mayonnaise (h/t fatherdog I think)

I love the time BJ says his weight is too low, so he gets a teriyaki burger in addition to his egg and rice breakfast or whatever he normally ordered.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 00:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/840361806069669888

:allears:

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 02:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tsyni posted:

His manager said on the MMA hour that the retirement thing is complete BS and went off on the journalist who reported it, calling him a POS etc.

Ali is only second to Dana in "dont believe his lies" p4p rankings

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 01:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Also, they weren't pills, it was blue sex juice from Thailand

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 17:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://vid.me/iaXK

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 00:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I'm trying to figure out at what time they start.

Fight pass prelims start at 1:30 PM ET, who knows what that is in whatever godless, blasted heathen hellscape you may or may not live in

Fight pass main card starts at 5:00 PM ET

try this: http://www.thetimezoneconverter.com/

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 16:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Ian Entwistle was pulled, probably because his weight cut was awful

https://streamable.com/lv8ms

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 17:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Derrick Lewis might fight Mark Hunt in New Zealand

maybe he was getting too much sex at home

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 16:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

please discuss Saad Awad and all Sad Wad fighting in the b league thread

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 23:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i like derrick lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Se0dv0AyJM

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 02:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Every jon jones takedown:

https://streamable.com/bhyon

missing the epic o-smashi-chevy he had against victoria sonnenberg

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 04:01

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# ¿ May 7, 2024 07:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

evobatman posted:

That's also a $36,000 watch he's wearing. But he has to fight to feed his family!

Maybe that was a gift after some negotiations at PRIDE

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 18:33

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