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Mike Bisping would beat Eddie bravo via the same method he's won like his last 4 fights: by remaining in the same place while everything around him gets vastly worse.
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I agree that the 63 year old mummy who can't bend at the waist without screaming would probably defeat a healthy man who knows that jui jit su exists, in a grappling contest. I also agree that the name "tenth planet juijitsu" makes sense now that we have 8 planets only. Furthermore, the rubber guard is actually good.
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manyak posted:Yeah he definitely got his rear end whipped and i dont think either of them knew the toe was broken at the time. Still i felt like saying it You're just trying to make me mad but it didn't work, I'm very relaxed and feeling good about things.
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Mar 7, 2017 23:27
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I'm tired of all these steroid cheats who can't even have the decency to have sick rear end bodies.
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Mar 8, 2017 18:21
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from now on it's legal to cheat on steroids if you look like vitor or yoel but it's twice as illegal as before if you're using a bunch of steroids to sculpt the iron body of Ben rothwell or josh Barnett
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Mar 8, 2017 18:25
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manyak posted:The UFC has been really nickel and diming everyone lately huh (does a sharp intake of breath while darting my head around looking for father dog)
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Mar 9, 2017 02:57
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A RR fight second billed to Chet The Jock Whiteman? drat
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Mar 9, 2017 17:37
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drat these guys sure love fried chicken haha. I wonder what else they love. Collared greens? Some kind of melon?
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Mar 9, 2017 17:51
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Before UFC was getting zero money now they're getting a bunch of money and have more control over how their product looks, the weren't going to get reebok to pay seventeen beeeeelion dollars to cover the amount of every 3rd tier energy drink on Zeeke "The Assassin" Wilsons banner.
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Mar 9, 2017 19:21
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Similaraly, Derek Lewis was sponsored by a number of youtubers who screencap track and field or volleyball events for moments when women's shorts are up their asses, and is not and never has been organically horny.
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Mar 9, 2017 20:29
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The other go-to hilarious diet plan item was when BJ mentioned that he had to go on a diet and eat things like chicken salad, a dish that is like...half mayonnaise (h/t fatherdog I think) Well if you make it from mayonnaise sure. But more typically one makes chicken salad from chicken poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2017 22:54
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Captain Log posted:Should all of us that know how to cook go move in with fighters? I mean like chuck got knocked out by keith jardine, a retired rich franklin, loud sounds, a dog that was happy to see him and jumped up,
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Mar 10, 2017 01:39
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david carmichael posted:Chuck didn't get knocked out by jardine He actually didnt get knocked out by any of the 4 things I listed.
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Mar 10, 2017 02:41
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Some of them like russia and some of them are nazis, its not that complex.
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Mar 10, 2017 16:26
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4/1/18: Khabib retires 4/2/18: Khabib tweets that the sport of MMA is afraid of him, refusing to fight him.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:50
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manyak posted:We need fewer guys fighting anyone on short notice in whatever weightclass and never pulling out of fights. And more guys saying "My brother Bilou he have a retardation" on social media and then pulling out of a fight with Darel Horcher 15 times When you're right you're right
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Mar 12, 2017 18:33
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Send vitor to Japan where he can beat up 69 year old pro wrestlers and run and be happy
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Mar 13, 2017 16:36
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Captain Log posted:I still want to know when this forum started to give a poo poo about ranking decided by loving "industry insiders." I want to know why you still post about chael sonnen in the ufc thread six times a day.
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Mar 14, 2017 05:59
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Interview me, Keven.
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Mar 14, 2017 16:19
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Don't @ me.
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Mar 14, 2017 17:17
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I think all of that sucked except for the time he transmorphed into Mighty Mouse and said the red panty night thing, that was impressive in terms of how impossible we thought it was (though racially an odd choice)
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Mar 14, 2017 20:01
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Captain Log posted:Chael is completely self aware and pretty well thought. I heartily enjoy his product. Now let me tell you about True Car and underwear. Cool, post about it in the b league thread.
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Mar 14, 2017 20:17
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Captain Log posted:Doesn't Jones still say Vitor hosed his arm way up? Like for real did you stop posting because you were frozen in ice and just thawed out and immediantly ran back to your computer to talk about all the hottest topics of four years ago.
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Mar 14, 2017 23:42
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Bubba Smith posted:yeah why are they trying to murder anderson silva, I thought he's been a decent company guy the last few years. Old guys are in a weird position because they're paid too much to be the co main on a fox card or something but they got to fight people beyond where they're at to be high up on a ppv. If silva didn't want to fight "Big" Kelvin, I'm sure he wouldn't be.
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Mar 15, 2017 01:25
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Has there ever been a bigger age difference between two UFC fighters that have fought each other? Danny Downes Vs An Adult
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Mar 15, 2017 02:07
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That was a work.
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Mar 15, 2017 23:58
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Marching Powder posted:not many people throw nearly no punches a fight and haven't knocked out anyone for five years either but that's because that's not a good thing. A truly astounding number of people throw nearly no punches and have not knocked anyone out for five years - in many cases, even longer.
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Mar 16, 2017 04:15
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If Anderson Spider Silva's fighting style is Soooooo bad how come the guy who's got his belt is also using it.
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Mar 16, 2017 04:18
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Step one: inexplicably negotiate to a deal where you make like 50/50, a 70% pay cut, for no reason. Step two: stop fighting for 2 years Step three: luck into a completely unexpected situation
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Mar 16, 2017 16:39
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There's literally nothing wrong with being on steroids. Get over yourself.
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Mar 16, 2017 17:21
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Your use of the term "dick pills" implies that his penis doesn't work. This kind of steroid shaming will not stand.
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Mar 16, 2017 17:35
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Thank you. That implies exotic sexual deviancy and decadence, not lack of function.
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Mar 16, 2017 17:38
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long arms is the single most important attribute in a pro fighter lol.
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Mar 17, 2017 17:49
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Disgusting Coward posted:2018 UFC is going to be swept by a tiny-balled soccer player with disproportionately long arms who is built like a black man. I mean yeah, Jon Jones is the best MMA fighter in history.
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Mar 17, 2017 19:17
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The chi flows nuts to head dude. Cmon.
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Mar 17, 2017 21:34
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Bundt Cake posted:If I had to get in a fight , id hope the other guy was bigger than me, so I could land quicker and get more hits. His one punch v my five, etc Who's to say that punching someone is even an advantage in a fight. A lot of fights are won via kicks, submissions, positional advantages, and so on.
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Mar 17, 2017 22:10
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I mean if I could see some mother loving peer reviewed Science!! For the win that said it was an advantage, maybe I'd think about it. I'm a rationalist.
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Mar 17, 2017 22:11
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Shorter arms make you look even more like a tiny weird steroidal baby if you fight below 145, which presumably is helpful in a way I'm currently not aware of.
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Mar 17, 2017 22:27
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Only if he makes a loud Ha! Sound or slaps his leg with his other hand while punching.
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Remember when he fought vitor and weighed in 900 pounds over somehow and the fight was him falling asleep, trapping vitor under his body.
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