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ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:

facialimpediment posted:

Sorry, that picture didn't load on my end, tagged it this time.

S'cool, I was at home where I can stare at all the pictures of balls I want. Just didn't want anybody else to get caught with their pants down.

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bengy81
May 8, 2010
In non trump news:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/iowa-pol-s-bio-changed-after-sizzler-u-discrepancy-emerges-n726961?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bengy81 posted:

In non trump news:

I raise your Iowa thing with a Biden thing. I mean, I don't even know where to start with this one. It seems like everyone's happy but holy gently caress this story.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/837051638372249601

Edit: no actually gently caress that, that's a happy goddamn story. Beau Biden's widow is now together with Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is estranged from his wife, but still married for now. Jill and Diamond Joe fully approve.

gently caress it, that's great.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Mar 1, 2017

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

facialimpediment posted:

I raise your Iowa thing with a Biden thing. I mean, I don't even know where to start with this one. It seems like everyone's happy but holy gently caress this story.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/837051638372249601

Keepin' it in the family

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/837011468260421634

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Capn Beeb posted:



Edit so as not to be poo poo posting:


What's that phrase or phenomenon where you're not fully sure if this is real or not and the level of satire or ridiculousness, especially given the current state of things, loops it back around to being believable?

I nominate "a sixteener."

CommieGIR posted:

They have a link further down where they're actually investigating it so I don't know if it is or not but I can't find any links to if it is an actual satire piece

Buildings have actually been evacuated.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Mar 1, 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie found money for his wall that has already been appropriated. He needs at least $20 billion on the low end.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/837078605935034369

He has $20 million.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

Donnie found money for his wall that has already been appropriated. He needs at least $20 billion on the low end.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/837078605935034369

He has $20 million.

Is that even enough money to pay for surveying?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Zeris posted:

Sorry for your loss, the Useful Intelligence is in Another Castle!

Follow-up from NBC News. 10 sources say there wasn't a goddamn thing found during the Yemen raid.

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/837084047578959873

Edit: https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/837091581878468608

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 2, 2017

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

Pesticide20 posted:

Is that even enough money to pay for surveying?

Or the land they will need to buy from property owners to install it?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Richard Bong posted:

Or the land they will need to buy from property owners to install it?

Real Americans would donate the land before it's imminently domained.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hey so

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/837087562950918144

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Richard Bong posted:

Or the land they will need to buy from property owners to install it?

Or the Environmental Assessment and Environmental Impact Statement.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I thought it already came out that they're using Whisper or one of those other apps that auto deletes text messages because none of them have heard of Federal record keeping laws and probably wouldn't care if they had.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My company sells sentry systems for the current wall I guess. They need another 150 systems I hear. Sadly they aren't armed.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

I thought it already came out that they're using Whisper or one of those other apps that auto deletes text messages because none of them have heard of Federal record keeping laws and probably wouldn't care if they had.

I have a hard time believing those are THAT secure.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
SEALs dumb

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/837089464237293568

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Does anyone think they actually punished SEALs for that

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Meh; he's bad for misrepresenting himself to idiots for who the degree or non-degree might actually might, on the other hand we're so acclimated to politicians lying in many circumstances that what's most jarring is that he forgot to lie smarter, not that he doesn't actually have a degree. The type of degree he is lying about having is useless. It's like declaring stolen valor on someone who fudged their commander's coin into a certificate of achievement. Both are only treasured by retards.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

facialimpediment posted:

I raise your Iowa thing with a Biden thing. I mean, I don't even know where to start with this one. It seems like everyone's happy but holy gently caress this story.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/837051638372249601

Edit: no actually gently caress that, that's a happy goddamn story. Beau Biden's widow is now together with Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is estranged from his wife, but still married for now. Jill and Diamond Joe fully approve.

gently caress it, that's great.

lol when the cousins become step-siblings. But, whatever.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Does anyone think they actually punished SEALs for that

Absolutely not.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
You know when ISIS punishes their fighters for violating Sharia by "whipping" them (at 1mph)? Same thing with the SEALs.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I guess their punishment is getting to go on bad missions and dying

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

I guess their punishment is getting to go on bad missions and dying

Only the bigliest of missions.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/ColinKahl/status/837100911600226304

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Phone posting but this is news...

Obama Administration Rushed to Preserve Intelligence of Russian Election Hacking https://nyti.ms/2lB7cSL

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

I raise your Iowa thing with a Biden thing. I mean, I don't even know where to start with this one. It seems like everyone's happy but holy gently caress this story.

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/837051638372249601

Edit: no actually gently caress that, that's a happy goddamn story. Beau Biden's widow is now together with Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is estranged from his wife, but still married for now. Jill and Diamond Joe fully approve.

gently caress it, that's great.

actually its pretty weird

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions.

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

facialimpediment posted:

Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions.

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680

I know absolute 0 things will come of it, but are the confirmation hearings under oath?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

KildarX posted:

I know absolute 0 things will come of it, but are the confirmation hearings under oath?

Correct on both points.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Handsome Ralph posted:

Phone posting but this is news...

Obama Administration Rushed to Preserve Intelligence of Russian Election Hacking https://nyti.ms/2lB7cSL

Whoa bad Donnie

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



facialimpediment posted:

Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions.

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680

:catstare:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

The entire goddamn administration is compromised.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Post/avatar combo.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Half expecting to find out Barron only plays Minecraft on Russian servers at this point.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



facialimpediment posted:

Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions.

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680

Gat dammit lying cracker! Out!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions.

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680

Sweet. All we need is a video of Rex Tillerson getting it on with the Russkies, and that'll make the trifecta.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

Remember that Donnie meeting with the members of HBCUs? The meeting made famous by the Kellyanne Conway couch pictures?

During the meeting, Donnie called them "you people".

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/837006830463221760

:stare:

Were the presidents of WV Tech and Bluefield State invited? It's hilarious that there's no mechanism to remove the HBCU designation in certain cases.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

Half expecting to find out Barron only plays Minecraft on Russian servers is CEO of Pandemic Legion at this point.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

facialimpediment posted:

Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions.

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680

:allbuttons:

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