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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Melania Trump is calling for Naturopathy instead of Health Insurance :stare:

Send all the poors to a camp. Gotcha.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

TBeats posted:

It's uncanny.

Wow it really is :stare:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Except Dempsey presented himself as a decent human being.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Wow it really is :stare:



Yeah, wasn't Dempsey actually a decent guy?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/politico/status/837366496628195333

:catstare:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/837374339733413888

He still wears that loving hat.

Edit: and I get preceded by something way worse.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Wahabbism on its way to Indonesia

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/03/saudi-arabia-salman-visit-indonesia/518310/

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That white trash mother fucker wearing a cheap Vietnamese made trucker cap indoors.

That's tacky and cheap as gently caress

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

not caring here posted:

That white trash mother fucker wearing a cheap Vietnamese made trucker cap indoors.

That's tacky and cheap as gently caress

It's also against regulations, Mr. Commander in Chief!!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

TBeats posted:

It's also against regulations, Mr. Commander in Chief!!

I am the reg. *shoots you with counseling statement gun*

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Extremely important to note that your president is wearing the minimalist "USA" hat instead of the traditional "Make America Great Again exclamation mark" hat

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
Dempsey is now an advisor for USA basketball or some association like that, which is cool imo because basketball is cool, but definitely not something I would have expected from him

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTBDKUKjYjE

Trump speaking from the carrier now

:lol: the jacket

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's an image of the hat and jacket. Shame if it got put into an avatar or something.

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/837383963006087168

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Oh goody, can't wait for the next wave of Wahabbism cleric-inspired violence to start.

I'm thinking something with drones this time, they seem trendy enough.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

BigDave posted:

Oh goody, can't wait for the next wave of Wahabbism cleric-inspired violence to start.

I'm thinking something with drones this time, they seem trendy enough.

I am so happy we live in an era where senile mushbrains can just go around inspiring radicalism without any accountability.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

facialimpediment posted:

Here's an image of the hat and jacket. Shame if it got put into an avatar or something.

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/837383963006087168

I can't believe you guys elected that dude.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

hobbesmaster posted:

Does the speech or debate clause apply I wonder?

I don't think so, because he wasn't acting as a senator at the time, he was there as an executive branch nominee.


I feel like any day now, a mic is going to pick up somebody in this administration whispering "Hail Hydra."

Godholio fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Mar 2, 2017

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

facialimpediment posted:

Here's an image of the hat and jacket. Shame if it got put into an avatar or something.

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/837383963006087168

Anyone else getting intense waves of cognitive dissonance when confronted with images like this?

That piece of poo poo is President of the United States :gonk:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


lmao

https://twitter.com/PolitiFact/status/837386425997852672

edit: the hits keep on coming

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/837382158465531907
https://twitter.com/soxhawk/status/837382713766195203

shyduck fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Mar 2, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Godholio posted:

I feel like any day now, a mic is going to pick up somebody in this administration whispering "Hail Hydra."

"Hail Evola" - Steve Bannon

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:

Here's an image of the hat and jacket. Shame if it got put into an avatar or something.

https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/837383963006087168

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/837387695747969024

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


"Please write something snarky and liberate me from my living lie dear god!"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
He looks like Crapgame/Rickles from Kelly's Heroes.

Edit: loving hell that's a good custom title pun

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Headlines that make me laugh during a meeting.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Commander I Hope He Doesn't Deport My Family Who Are Americans sums up my expression

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


facialimpediment posted:

He looks like Crapgame/Rickles from Kelly's Heroes.

Edit: loving hell that's a good custom title pun

:tipshat:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

holocaust bloopers posted:

Headlines that make me laugh during a meeting.


Isn't this what we heard like 18 hours before Flynn was out?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
if Spicer has said "100% false" regarding Sessions stuff then it's a done deal

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

if Spicer has said "100% false" regarding Sessions stuff then it's a done deal

Donnie said a little earlier that the Keebler Elf "probably" told the truth.

Probably.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I dunno, it reads more like Melania said "Kids should play outside more, fresh air is good for them", not "medicine just makes you sicker, drink this plant slurpee and focus your chi"

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I wonder how long until FOX slams melania for telling kids what to do and what to eat. Sounds like communism to me.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I wonder how long until FOX slams melania for telling kids what to do and what to eat. Sounds like communism to me.

Eight years.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Guys

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

:psypop:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Don't prisons have libraries?

:pray:

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Guys

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

:psypop:

It'll be a stack of manila folders on a table that staffers will cart away the second you ask to look at what's inside them.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Guys

Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

:psypop:

The first Presidential library entirely in Viewmaster format.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

TBeats posted:

Don't prisons have libraries?

Holy poo poo that one just made my day.

Also heads up, Racist Keebler Elf press conference at 4pm EST.

https://twitter.com/TheJusticeDept/status/837398102722109440

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
4000 copies of "The Art of the Deal" and "Mein Kampf" or whichever hitler book his ex-wife testified was on his nightstand

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I think Keebler elf.

Ya'know, if the Keebler elves were racist old men.

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