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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Prop Wash posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/21/healt...lth-care-reform


Man gets thoroughly and tragically betrayed by US President
With an attention to detail like that it's a miracle that he noticed his son was dead. "Hmmmm, haven't seen Rob lately. It's probably nothing"

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


bird food bathtub posted:

As retribution I'm sure he'll pull the lever extra hard on the next republican to double down on the bullshit and scream about how badly Trump failed conservatism.
Trump was a RINO, now I must vote for a real conservative. Pepe the Frog!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

you get a $.25 tax credit to use the one at the grocery store pharmacy
Last time I checked those were free.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Nunes supposedly told Paul Ryan first about his breaking news, who told him to go tell Trump.
Well either Ryan goes down for this too, or nothing matters.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Our bestest allies Isreal?!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


While the door should be left open to Republicans who don't want to see everything burn they shouldn't be the main focus. Besides any of them who don't turn away after yhis latest mess are probably beyond saving.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'm hoping there's enough noise out there to hide my porn habits.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


MazelTovCocktail posted:

Is it also possible someone from Gizmondo might be exaggerating a tiny bit?
I don't doubt that, but I also don't doubt that someone from DHS would say something explicitly along those lines.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Duzzy Funlop posted:

So.

Much.

Winning.
You might even say that I'm sick of winning.

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Mar 23, 2017

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Office Pig posted:

Trump: "Vroom vroom, vroom vroom!" *honk*

Omarosa: "Such a big boy."
Sounds about right. Also Donnie is probably sitting in trucker splooge.

Two Finger posted:

that time interview is like wtf

he bullshits everything and keeps dragging attention back to what he sees as his successes

then is upset because nixon has more time covers than him lol
Nixon used to come to mind when any sensible person thought of an evil president. Now he looks like the good old days.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


When future archaeologists dig up the wasteland they're going to agree that they prefer the black guy. Without any additional context.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If Ryan doesn't already dye his hair he's going to have to start soon.
There's a non-zero chance that there's a sweaty fatso drawing swastikas on the wall of his office with poop right now.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Flynn will have redeemed himself if he brings down this administration.
Not really, but I'd still take it.

I wouldn't put it past them to have vut a deal with Nunes for a sham hearing.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Force de Fappe posted:

Anything in Swedish? This is pretty loving relevant for us right now, there's a lot of washup going on over the lack of emergency and security planning and readiness this week.

e: just for fun, a scathing report was withheld from the public, then leaked a couple of days ago. Turns out the PM and minister of defence had been bullshitting everyone.
If we survive this and Sweden and Finland join NATO because of Russian bullshit that would be hilarious. Of course there's plenty of historical precedent for that outside of their 'neutrality'.

*Russia takes aggressive action with neighbor.
*Neighbor responds by joining NATO.
*Russia cries about how NATO expanded its sphere of influence again.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Genocide Tendency posted:

Tell me the FBI did what it does best. Get the evidence you need to bring down the top, call in all the stooges, put the screws to them for their part and then offer a deal for reduced sentences in return for going Pavarotti on the ones they really want (Trump).

Lie to me if you have to, I just need to believe that is what happened.
I'm afraid that there's probably going to be some bullshit and nothing will happen. Roger Stone is crazy enough to not turn on Donnie even if that means going down himself.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Flynn seems like the kind of guy who watched Seven Days in May and thought "Hey that's a great idea!" Also he probably jacks off to Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

The Circus started up on showtime again this past week

Ran Paul handed everyone at his meeting a copy of it to plan their fight
Not sure studying it would get you very far. It was ghostwritten by a guy who had a challenging time converting the dumb noises that come out of Donnie's mouth into something that was at least coherent enough to be a cash grab.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I think I'll throw a party when Oliver North dies. Too many idiots in temhr military idolize that piece of poo poo.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Ollie took the fall on negotiating with terrorists and was rewarded with a lifetime Fox News contract. I mean good for him but holy loving lol on hypocrisy
He is the epitome of conservative "It's ok when break all the rules because we've got reasons man!" poo poo. Back before the election he was loudly shouting "lock her up!" with the other idiots even though what Hillary did was absolutely minor compared to his crimes and had an actual cover up afterwards l.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/845451378256482304

I struggle to understand Roger Stone in a way I never did with Ben Carson.
poo poo for brains dirty tricks guy loses what was left of his mind. That's really all there is to him.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Mike-o posted:

Jesus christ why are they involving their kids :cripes:
Breeding is the only thing they're able to point to as an "accomplishment".

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Rudy doing damage control standing in the ruins of the White House before heading home to gently caress his cousin.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


TBeats posted:

Was it like a bill like the kind I get from the electric company?

I hope someone releases a copy of it :pray:
There's that principle for a day story where the chess team was raising money for a trip so he handed them a hastily scrawled giant fake check for a million dollars. Then actually gave them something like $200, well below what they needed.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Christie wants to save his legacy by doing something about opiate abuse. This is a bad plan because it's too complex an issue to make a dent in the time he has left, and also this is Chris Christie we're talking about. At best he'll just embarrass himself worse, at worst he does something that makes the problem even worse.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If anyone in here ever runs into Hannity make sure to ask him when he's getting waterboarded.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A Bad Poster posted:

Apparently Canada is getting ready to announce that they're going to legalized weed. Have fun with that DEA and Border Patrol.
Now we have to pay for two walls.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Office Pig posted:

Of course the realistic explanation is that Cheney transferred a fragment of his soul to Bannon in that brief moment they met before the inauguration.
Cheney, who got 4k+ guys killed for nothing, shot a guy in the face and didn't apologize, doesn't care where his heart came from, exposed Valerie Plame's CIA status, and has a Darth Vader receiver hitch cover on his truck. He's got nothing on Bannon.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Yes attempting to calm down our relationship with Russia via diplomacy is the same thing as selling the country out and embarrassing us every single day. I'm so glad you're here to tell us these things Donald.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


A quick reminder that Trump wants to loosen hiring requirements for the Border Patrol.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


They're all inspired by the fat slob who took the cheapest way out of Vietnam and doesn't care how many of them die for his ego trip.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

You don't want to know what he has to do to keep his cock looking big.
Ivanka bring the pump!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Handsome Ralph posted:

:same:

EDIT: :lol: Tom Cotton asking if this is all really just Obama's fault.
I hate that Arkansas piece of traitor poo poo so loving much.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Keep telling yourself that everything will be ok Ryan. It will be much more satisfying to see this blow up in your douche face.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The Iron Rose posted:

Jesus Christ Huckabee is a loving scumbag.
In 98 he tried to force a sheriff to cover up an incident where one of his sons tortured a stray dog to death. Christian values!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


GreenCard78 posted:

I only recently found Trump has a sister who is a federal judge and has long refused, even in the early days of the campaign, to comment on anything or associate with anyone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryanne_Trump_Barry
She confirmed that the voice of the fake publicist who used to call the news to talk about Trump related stuff was actually Donnie. But yeah, she's probably embarrassed by all of this.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The Middle East crisis is too much for many smart people to handle. Why anyone thinks someone dumb enough to marry into that garbage heap of a family can solve it is beyond me.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fun Fact: Bo Gritz never found any POWs because he's a loving con artist, also he's a white supremacist too.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

ARE YOU loving making GBS threads ME

BETSY DEVOS IS HIS SISTER

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/848999145612464129
Yep. We're dealing with several dynasties of human garbage here.

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