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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

redneck nazgul posted:

yo, the queen sucks

Close your mouth, poo poo is falling on the floor.

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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Have you guys thought about just giving Donald J Trump a chance at being president? Maybe things will all work out fine.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
So how can he get away with this if he already lost his last legal challenge?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39183153

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Fillon is Turbofucked, by the way.

His party are literally about to announce his replacement candidate while he refuses to step down over allegations that he paid his Wife and (at the time) Teenage daughters for state funded work in the form of Legal advice and Political Secretarial work.

Macron will win the 2nd round unless something mental happens.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
French politics is strange as well. In the UK if a Prime Minister was caught loving an Actress on the down-low it would probably bring the Government down, it almost got Clinton Impeached and he was just splashing tonsils. In France Hollande ( who was married) starts loving a much much younger actress and gets busted and no one gives a gently caress.

Did you know the guy they they want to replace Fillon with, Alain Juppe, got a loving suspended prison sentence for corruption whilst in office! His approval ratings are still higher than half the Presidential candidates.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

ReebTop posted:

Don't know who dude in front is, but his proportions are all hosed up. Look at them two foot long legs and baby feet.

That's a fine British physique.

That guy in front is some bod from LBC which is a right leaning radio talk show that Fromage has a spot on. It's not quite the Radio equivalent of the Daily Mail but it's not far off. They Fromage's discussions do field arguments from most points of view but he likes to shout down more liberal opinions because the person voicing them is usually lacking the same intellect and a volume button.

We still can't get Alex Jones on our radio's though. Just fake news.

Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Mar 9, 2017

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
I was filling out a Crimean Tartar just before Christmas, she grew up near the Ukraine and at 32 she reckoned 1/4-1/3 of the boys in her class are dead now. She's 32.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
What happened to the loving smoking hot RT newsreaders? Has Trump drowned them all in piss?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Donald J Trump has singlehandedly increased employment by 235000 in Feb alone. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39233237

Maybe now you lieberal pinheads will give him a break and let him get on with making you Grate Again?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
You know what would stop all this nude photo swapping? A bit of Female Genital Mutilation. I'm sure Blind Rasputin is with me on this.

Not going to want to swap pictures of your gash if it looks like a butchers dustbin.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

"Why don't they just close your legs. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go try to find a girl at the local establishment. If she sleeps with me, she's obviously a whore. However, since I am a man, my promiscuity is above question."

Of course she's going to sleep with him, he's paid her, hasn't he?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Looks like you're gonna need the English to administrate the country for you again.

Is there still a debate about halting construction in Christchurch and just slowly moving the city?

Who is your Union team, Two Fingers?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
But what would happen if an F-16 crashed and killed both the spectators?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Should kill him anyway. He's a useless oxygen thief.

The death toll stands at 3 including one copper and 2 innocent bystanders.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
How likely is it that this sort of self destructive battle is going to get fought over every major piece of legislation that Trump tries to pass? This is so enjoyable.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Whip was that woman.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

EPA is now ignoring its own studies on a pesticide that was found to cause neurological issues in children :psyduck:

How else are you going to keep the maturing population voting Republican? If it's not a 7 digit worth then it's going to have to be a dose of brain damage.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey, less children having hands around will make his look massive as a result

You don't want to know what he has to do to keep his cock looking big.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
The guy is a loving toothless blowhard. He spouts poo poo like that all the time and then Merkel and Hollande give his leash a yank.

He was the guy that said if we voted to leave the EU then there were no negotiations until we'd left. He got a call and told to retract it because it was riling the Brits in to voting leave.

I love to fantasize about the new EU army and Airforce invading Texas to support rebels and then getting wrecked by the National Guard without them even breaking a sweat.

Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Mar 31, 2017

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
So will we...in 12-18 months...or as soon as the F-35B is able to fly.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
They will work just fine on the wooden decks of the carriers, yeah?

Speaking of current events and purchasing ships. Tabloids over here printing stories about the Royal Marines getting axed as a front-line service because our procurement is so loving poo poo that everything costs double and THEN we have to pay the Germans to fix it.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
The Navy is doing okay, it has lots of new ships on the way although there are worries about keeping them at sea due to costs. People look at the pitifully small number of Surface combatants left and forget about the sizeable very modern subs that we do have.

The Air force is a bit hosed, it's running out of strike aircraft because the F-35 is no-where near ready to replace the ageing Tornado, we have no proper Maritime or Surveillance or AWACS aircraft left anymore since they shredded the Nimrod. The F-35 is so expensive that there are no major procurement's on the way.

The Army it's the same old, they have new IFV's on the way I think but the Cavalry regiments have been told that once the Challengers are retired there isn't going to be any more heavy armour. Recruitment is a problem and if Scatland leaves so do something like 30% of our recruits.

Twice in recent memory we have had to get H&K or Rhinemetall to fix our rifles and our tank guns because we hosed it up.

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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Arc Light posted:

The UK is running low on tanks and the US has storage depots full of them, which the army doesn't want or need.

In a sane world, these problems would solve each other.

Instead, America will buy even more tanks, because our Congress has been bought by General Dynamics.

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2016/02/11/ohio-wins-again-in-armys-budget-for-more-m1-abrams-tanks.html

If we can't afford to run our own Challengers and have to mothball a third of them...how the gently caress can we afford to run Abrams? Don't they burn something like 10 gallons to the mile?

We also pay our soldiers a lot less than you welfare queens, they probably get a comparable basic but the pensions are poo poo and so are the fringe benefits.

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