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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Kazinsal posted:

Before the Trumpening I was really hoping that once all the boomers croaked everything would get a bit more progressive.

GUESS NOT haha gently caress this gay earth

lol you banked on millennials being anything other than entitled lazy shits that equate "activism" with sharing poo poo on Facebook.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 19:29

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/844994781289828352

So.

Much.

Winning.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 20:47

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Two Finger posted:

Here's a current event: I'm 16 months sober. Smdftb alcohol

Congrats, dude.

Here's another current event:

I don't know what the gently caress is going on, but we're no longer selling deathmachines to lovely countries :shobon:

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 08:25

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Erection status: sustaining semi

https://twitter.com/Alex_Roarty/status/845327186227810304

Edit: OH MY GOD SPICEY https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/845328636538486784

I don't want to juxtapiss, uh, pose.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 18:58

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

This tweet is great for several reasons.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/845362688557486081

the gently caress is this even supposed to mean

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 21:03

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Loden Taylor posted:

It's like looking at a Roomba get stuck between a couch and the wall and thinking "yeah, this is some real Sun Tzu poo poo."

Goddamn, am I ever going to steal this amazing line.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 23:11

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Full video is here, but I have it set to when he gets the "what didn't you like in the bill" question, after he said there's stuff he didn't like in the bill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2pGAhaiSI&t=515s

Motherfucker just said "I never said 'repeal & replace''" :stare:

/edit:

Wait, he means "(...) within 64 days".

Dude said he'd literally get rid of Obamacare on day 1 iirc

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 00:28

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Medicaid and Medicare are 43 TRILLION dollars underfunded?

Yeah, I'm not even gonna bother looking up that bullshit claim, Lindsey.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 18:11

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Aaahahahaha, a Republican said he's opposed to socialism and got booed by his constituents.

:lol:

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 18:12

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

mlmp08 posted:

Crossposting from C-SPAM thread:

A worthwhile read over whether it is proper to question the President's good faith in his oath to uphold the constitution as well as the DOJ's argument that you should not question it or psychoanalyze the presdient, but with some notable tells:

-Pointing out that his cabinet officials didn't say things as outrageous as Trump
-Saying everything he said pre-oath doesn't count, and only what he said post-oath does
-That second point opens them up, should he lose control and call something a Muslim ban or tweet a bunch of poo poo or, I dunno, say at a rally that the new EO is a watered down version of the old EO and maybe we should go back to the old one

I don't know, might read that after breakfast, but this question-headline-journalism really pisses me off.

"Did the Justice Department Just Admit Doubts Over Trump’s Oath?"

Well, I don't loving know, did it, or did it not? you're the loving journos, maybe quit the dumb cluckbaitey bullshit?

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 15:55

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Missionary Positron posted:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/845985360165421056?ref_src=twsrc^

Jesus loving christ, that's embarrasing.

Yeah, I'm not buying this at all.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 16:48

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

TBeats posted:

Re: the last two posts, I have no idea if they are true or not but I totally believe them.

The last one definitely is, because we tend to be dicks about transactions that require no personalized confirmation.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 18:01

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

M_Gargantua posted:

Crossposting

goddamn the clintons continue to be dumb.

As happy as I am to poo poo on the Clinton's this is kinda disingenuous, because we were asking the same exact question in here not long ago.

The question being "Someone photoshopped that, right? That's not an actual thing Trump had hanging as a massive backdrop for his Clinton memorial dinner, right?"

Pretending Chelsea Clinton thinks this is what Lincoln was wearing is pretty dumb.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 20:51

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

He somehow looks...younger?

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 17:58

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Two Finger posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/846533818811080704

the hell does this even mean?

Is this the poo poo that didn't happen?

Is he still loving on about that?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 02:42

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

What an absolute crybaby. Amazing.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/847061031293779969

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:44

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

MRC48B posted:

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/29/world/nikki-haley-un-human-rights-council-corrupt.html

Kill me, quickly.

Nikki Haley is the US Ambassador to the UN :laffo:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 04:46

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Capn Beeb posted:

Here's something a bit lighter:

Smart sex dolls might be a thing

Can't wait for Skynet to be born out of all the hosed up poo poo people do with sex dolls

Can't wait for Russia/Israel/BestKorea/Iran to stuxnet some fool's dick off

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 06:15

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

loving prisms, how do they work?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 19:28

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dude reposted the same dumb New York Post article from two days ago, albeit with an even saltier line, and a not-even-veiled threat.

Is this dementia?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/847455180912181249

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 02:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

The Navy is doing okay, it has lots of new ships on the way although there are worries about keeping them at sea due to costs. People look at the pitifully small number of Surface combatants left and forget about the sizeable very modern subs that we do have.

The Air force is a bit hosed, it's running out of strike aircraft because the F-35 is no-where near ready to replace the ageing Tornado, we have no proper Maritime or Surveillance or AWACS aircraft left anymore since they shredded the Nimrod. The F-35 is so expensive that there are no major procurement's on the way.

The Army it's the same old, they have new IFV's on the way I think but the Cavalry regiments have been told that once the Challengers are retired there isn't going to be any more heavy armour. Recruitment is a problem and if Scatland leaves so do something like 30% of our recruits.

Twice in recent memory we have had to get H&K or Rhinemetall to fix our rifles and our tank guns because we hosed it up.

Yo, no offense, but Brits saying "Our Navy is doing okay" is like Germans saying "We have a military of no small relevance".

Torrannor posted:

Wait, our own media here in Germany makes clear that our troops are a laughingstock, with terrible procurement and barely enough functioning equipment to take part in NATO maneuvers. Why would your marines need us to fix your stuff?

Let's external-benchmark the Royal Marines, then back out and create a German branch of Marines.

But have them be part of the Streitkraeftebasis for comedy value.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 18:12

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Suicide Watch posted:

Wouldn't have to go far to find some scout snipers

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 18:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Oh look, the White House finally disabled comments/live chat on its YouTube live stream page. :lol:

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 19:06

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

https://www.google.com/

You can play Pacman on googlemaps for April fool's day, if that's your jame

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 20:25

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I didn't vote for anyone in middle school, because political engagement is illegal in schools :downs:

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 18:58

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

unbutthurtable posted:

Didn't he wear the Nazi militia uniform to an inaugural ball? This is definitely not the first indication he's a Nazi.

Chapo Trap House has been my primary source of news about the guy, in fairness.

Not Nazi uniform, but he wore a medal honoring the ruler of Hungary that stood by idly during WW2 and the holocaust, dude also didn't take kindly to jews.

So basically just run-of-the-mill Trump adviser.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 00:26

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Two Finger posted:

ok ok i mean i'm not the oldest here but i have written my own batch files with memmaker so i could play WC2 smdftb

Same. Some poo poo way before Warcraft one, though...before Dune 2 even, don't even recall what wizardry we had set up when we were still in South Africa and I knew nothing of electronics, but after my first PC, I lovingly cherished the memories of getting EMS though loving command lines in autoexec.bat and rebooting before I could run some games.

First modem also was 9600 BAUD

Lol if you didn't have Kings Quest whateverthefuck and Larry III on a gajillion 3.5" disks

PLEASE INSERT VOLUME X TO CONTINUE midgame

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Apr 4, 2017

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 03:13

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Two Finger posted:

yo gently caress sierra's copy protection for ever

Oh my loving god.

"Where does Aslan live?"

I DON'T loving KNOW, WE NEVER READ THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, THERE IS NO GOOGLE, AND WE WANT TO SEE SOME NUDITY

Two Finger posted:

but i want to make a shoutout to the single greatest game of all time

We could never get half the loving tracks or mechanics in that crappy editor to work.

I can hear the lovely PC speaker sounds in my head right now.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 03:30

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:02

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Behold:

To this day, my most memorable moment of personal success

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 03:38

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