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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Mambold posted:

Can the Dems collaborate with the Chinese to make this happen while he's on the boat? Fair turnaround and all that.

A little less collateral damage perhaps? :stonk:

I mean sure it would be a great kickoff to a mass opening of canned sunshine worldwide but drat. There's 4600 crew on that ship.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Mar 4, 2017

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Ships medical literally had a bowl of condoms on the desk right when you walked in the office. Basically the idea is "we can't stop you from being sneaky and banging in a fan room, but if you do, wear a rubber please."

I've done multiple deployments to the Middle East in the Navy, and I can tell you that while sure pregnancy will take someone off the ship, there are plenty of things that can happen that will get you sent limdu for an entire deployment or permanently removed from the sea duty cycle that don't involve pregnancy or women. Removing all women from all ships would be a terrible loss of talent to the Navy.

Of course you're probably advocating for removing all women from the military entirely, which is a completely different mess that isn't worth considering.

I can't believe I wrote an answer to someone whose post basically consisted of :biotruths:

orange juche fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Mar 4, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:

Jake Tapper is so over Donnie.

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/838468992469725184

Also y'all should check out Chuck Tingle's newest book, Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XF4KGPR/

This is A Good Book

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Just because he is a neurosurgeon doesn't mean he has to use his brain.

E: WRT Ben Carson being an idiot.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




RAND PAUL IS GOOD AND MY FRIEND AND HE WILL TWEET AT ME ON THURSDAY

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



A Bad Poster posted:

I'm surprised it's a smile.

:nsavince: :nsallears::downsa::nsacloud::nsallears::nsamad:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Two Finger posted:

I can't really help but feel it'd be better for Caro if he never posted here again. He doesn't need a bunch of goons asking him to recount horrifically traumatic poo poo nor probably doxxing him.

:agreed:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I HAVE A MASTERS-LEVEL INTELLEGENCE PEOPLE LOOK AT MY MBTI GUYS

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4

Current event: should be less than an hour before we begin the day's angry tweets about what Trump saw on Fox News when he woke up.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TBeats posted:

serious question but how do you shift even more rightward than what they are now without just becoming full fledged nazis?

That Hitler guy wasnt so bad after all in some of these peoples eyes.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Blind Rasputin posted:

Why are girls in a military base taking those types of pictures of themselves to begin with?
Would you react the same to pictures of dudes getting posted online?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hey two finger, test this and tell me how accurate it is? Living north of the equator, we do not have Tim Tams in the US, so I can't really do this.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/michellerennex/dont-come-4-me-pls

E: an actual current event, apparently Tim Tams are a thing in the US now as of February 1 this year. I'll have to find them on a store shelf somewhere.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Mar 11, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:capitalism:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Two Finger posted:

did you suck a cup of tea through one

How do you do a tim tam slam without burning the poo poo out of your mouth? Like it seems like an interesting idea but I'd think hot beverages are a bit much.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I bet trump puts ketchup on hot dogs like a heathen.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Pesticide20 posted:

Do you not? I'm a firm believer of every topping offered goes on a hot dog.

Ketchup is for heathens and children. Get a real good dijon mustard, relish, and onions.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Best Friends posted:

I'm deep in the heart of the coastal corporatist liberal hell, a land of starbucks, expensive fad diets, and stupid sport SUVs, and even I don't know anyone who would vote Zuckerberg. Who does he imagine his constituency is? I get looking at Trump and thinking "I'm smarter and richer than him" and no doubt that's true, but Trump has charisma.

But you see we have descended finally off the bottom step into Full Capitalism Now. Buckle up because dude we are going back to the Gilded Age in a big way, you exist to serve the whims of the hyper-powerful billionaire business moguls now.

LMAO if you don't think he's going to run because he is high on his own success that he has had in his life so far.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:


In happier news, Boaty McBoatface is about to launch. http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-39232973

At least not everything on this lovely earth is bad. :shobon:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Office Pig posted:

I know we're feeling kneecapped right now, and a little bewildered that Maddow would pull a stunt as lovely as this.

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/841811274174500866

But at least it gave us this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDYBL70eReo

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shame on an IGA posted:

drat Glenn Beck lookin p good with a pixie cut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Son of a bitch it's on the Ides of March.

Et tu, Comey?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cole can be a good guy, IMO.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shyduck posted:

There's no way that budget is passing in its current form

There was no way Trump was getting elected too.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Reverand maynard posted:


How do you fix a failed, rogue state led by a man baby who threatens to throw a nuclear fueled temper tantrum?

This same question can be turned inwardly, ironically enough. :v:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TBeats posted:

Hes also is still balls deep in his business interests right?

This made me laugh a hell of a lot considering the current discussion about Ivanka's west wing office.

Thatll do, cole, thatll do.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



M_Gargantua posted:

One out of Humvee gets healthcare, one behind follows with GI bill. When the one with the healthcare gets killed, the one who is following picks up benefits and continues.

loving savage

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Best Friends posted:

VPNs could already sell your stuff, and did. Especially the free ones. This definitely opens up a market for trusted VPNs and ISPs. Any recommendations for a good paid VPN service that has a reputation for being trusted?

I use Vypr VPN, has an app on iOS and Android, as well as a Windows client if you need it.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Everyone wants to be the next JP Morgan

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



bird food bathtub posted:

I read that lovely, lovely book on a dare in Korea I think? Good loving god drat is that a seriously terrible, terrible book. Writing style, mechanics, characters, plot...everything is just god drat terrible. The bet ended up a tie because I suffered through everything else but I just could not bring myself to read the entire batch of printed diarrhea that was Galt's speech. 64 god drat pages of absolute poo poo, splashed on the pages.

I only dared him to read the first Twilight book. I think I got the short end of that bet, should have been the entire series to get the same kind of suffering.

Should have gotten him to read 50 shades of grey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Did you dudes know we only have one mdegaton class warhead in the nuclear stockpile anymore? And it's a "measly" 1 megaton gravity bomb at that.

We can still gently caress up Russia but we've left the era of ending humanity way in the past.

This.. saddens me.

Make America Great Again let's start with our nuclear warfare capability.

I am pretty sure we've never had megaton class warheads on top of our ICBMs, we always went for MIRV and "just enough boom to completely destroy a city". A ~300 kt warhead will still​ flatten the gently caress out of anything you care to hit, and won't create enough fallout to wreck the world by itself.

Castle Bravo, the 15MT test detonation that we did, vaporized the reef it happened over, scattered radioactive calcium over the entire world via the upper atmosphere, and its fallout is still carried in the bones of every man woman and child today.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Titan, Atlas, and Thor had a multi megaton unitary warheard. And we made a poo poo ton of multi megaton gravity bombs.

Don't get me wrong, Minuteman + Trident + B-2 grav bombs and B-52 ALCM's is a goddamn frightening amount of firepower. But uh, we used to have a lot more fire power than that and it was at a higher state of readiness too.

Yeah it's the state of readiness that is more concerning than the power of the weapons. What good is a 300kt warhead if noone has inspected it in years and you're honestly not sure if the loving thing will go off if it is needed? For example the older W series weapons had an internal safety that will corrode if not replaced and they had something north of 50% dud rate when they were tested, instead of a multi megaton boom, they got a 1t wet fart in tests.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Kurtofan posted:

some real life rear end dril tweet

Except dril owns, and Sean Hannity does not.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



KildarX posted:

Full legalization or just medical?. Either way good on em.

Full legalization, it's thorny because they will have to denounce several international narcotics treaties that they are a signatory to in order to go full legal at a national level.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Spicey definitely has picked up drinking i think

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Someone needs to make a sad video like those feed the hungry children/dogges except its fund the nukes, put the sad sarah mclachlan music as a backing track and you'll have millions.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




It really is a beautiful thing to watch.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hamill will forever be my joker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC8THtokVdg&t=93s

He does a hell of a take on Heath Ledger's "Why So Serious?"

Mark Hamill really was the iconic Joker, everything about the Joker's vocal persona in people's minds instantly goes to Hamill's performance as his voice actor in the cartoons and the Batman games.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




LMA fuckin O

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



SquirrelyPSU posted:

*Parts of Baltimore that you would probably want to live in excluded

Yeah you pretty much need to make 60k-70k/yr to live in nice parts of Baltimore.

Source: I make 58k, and if I think frugal thoughts and eat instant ramen a lot I can afford to live in a not-poo poo part of Baltimore, though not-poo poo is really open for definition beyond "won't get mugged on way to car/train station"

orange juche fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 28, 2017

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:



And Patrick Stewart in drag looks exactly like Kellyanne Conway.

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/846852453433835520

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/843241229093560320

https://twitter.com/protestcards/status/844931824723865601

Patrick Stewart owns, he fosters puppers looking for a good home. :3:

orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Mar 29, 2017

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