Current Events 3/17: good job cole

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

see my superslam dunk of your post on the last page. its pretty widely known that cops are poorly trained. this should be rectified

Hire more special forces retirees.

It's practically the same thing right?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:03

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

id argue that military service should automatically disqualify you from being a cop

I would agree for combat MOS's. It's not the same mindset at all.

Not that some/most people cant make the change.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Kawasaki Nun posted:

How about we raise taxes in the short term to hire better candidates, and pass the savings on when the city/county/state isn't sued by the bereaved family of a man who was shot due to sheer incompetence?

Because we need a loving wall and more bombs to kill browns duh.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Pretty certain you spend more time at barber college than a police academy and barbers aren't often recruiting from military dudes either

I knew a guy who intentionally joined the Navy to get whatever rate it was to cut hair so he could save up money to go to barber school and buy a shop after the service.

Dude really like to cut hair.

I hope his hair brain scheme works out.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:14

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

MRC48B posted:

Not that anyone gives a gently caress about my opinion, but I respect Mattis for taking one for the team. Someone has to be the adult supervision.

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

Mattis.

:nsa:

Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Mar 15, 2017

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 00:24

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Two Finger posted:

i'm certain i remember reading somewhere that zuckerberg is really socially awkward in person

if they were dumb enough to nominate him trump would absolutely take him to pieces in a debate if that's true

Trump couldn't debate himself out of a wet paper bag.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 21:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

That was showboating (his one strength) not actual debating.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 22:05

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

facialimpediment posted:

dumb

as

gently caress

https://twitter.com/davejorgenson/status/842193335024521217

So glad we have a president who knows lots of things.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 04:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

psydude posted:

Here's a detailed look at the Trump budget.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/busi...m=.cb719b71318e

He's basically raping and pillaging everything that isn't DHS or DoD.

Keeping us safe from ourselves. Nice.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 05:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Reverand maynard posted:

is he even white tho?

Well he probaly has at least one hush-hush slavic grandfather in his not so distance past so no not really.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 17:32

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

VikingSkull posted:

Yeah, that's amazing. Fucker should face charges.

More like fit him for a noose.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 18:48

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

If a child prostitute is hanging out near a church he's probably got some repeat customers...

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 03:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

So your suggestion is the youth group leader was his pimp?
Plausible.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 04:08

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Little Garry Parrish posted:

I spent the majority of my childhood eating county sponsored free food program stuff and free school lunches but unfortunately everyone seems to have this perception that only the lazy could possibly need it for their kids. I mean, my parents WERE lazy drug addicts but how the gently caress is that the kids fault?

Sins of the father.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 07:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Probably just the obvious evolution of wedding strikes.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 16:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

TBeats posted:

they got rid of the thimble, shoe, and wheelbarrow in monopoly.

truly the darkest of times.

Now how do I explain to my kids what a thimble and wheelbarrow are?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 19:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Drive around the nice part of town where illegals are doing yard work and point out the wheelbarrow

Ugh we have windowblinds for a reason.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 20:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The world's favorite man-child was up early to tweet again:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843088518339612673

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843090516283723776

Our leader twits like a 3rd grader.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 18:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Fister Roboto posted:

It's really cool being alive in what might be the most insane era of our nation's history.

McCarthy era was more insane but we are still living through this. It certainly has time to grow.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 06:31

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

"Welfare" means a lot of different things for a lot of different populations.

We have veterans welfare in the form of healthcare and C&P and lots of other programs. These are only available to vets.

We have federal housing subsidies under programs like Chapter 8 that exist as welfare for the poor.

We have the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program for low income families that buys food.

We have Social Security Disability Insurance as a defecto form of welfare in poor rural America.

This is just a sampling of welfare programs we have. There is no comprehensive list of everyone that receives benefits from the government.

But the good thing is that welfare payments, be they SNAP or vet C&P payments absolutely are a driving force in the real consumer economy.

When people think welfare they're thinking about the Temporary Assistance To Needy Families grants and Aid to Families With Dependent Children.

But the reality of the welfare system is way bigger and more comprehensive than it looks like on paper- and yet we still have homeless and hungry.

It's a beast. A goddamned beast. We could do it better, and probably boost the economy at the same time.

Burn it all to the ground. Boot straps mother fucker! MAGA

Me? Oh I inherited my massive wealth. Turns out money makes money. gently caress you, got mine.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 06:50

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Two Finger posted:

Haha wtfffffff
gently caress nato Russia owns

Did anyone not inform him that may not be the best visual right now?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 02:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

stabbing a priest during lent? hes gonna have to say a shitload of hail marys

It's all in the plan.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 06:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Godholio posted:

No, but the Dems only needed a few thousand here, a few thousand there.

Reminder:

It's time to chase the moderate vote. Like it or not, there are a lot of 1 or 2 issue voters out there that people like Clinton and Pelosi repeatedly antagonize. And a lot of them voted for Obama but not Clinton.

Yup. But I'm in a blue state that went Clinton regardless of my Bill the Cat vote.
Certainly not going to take that for granted next election cycle. Whole lot of people pissed out here that the shipyards can't hire because of the freeze for no good reason.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 17:47

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

100 hundred duck sized horses.

A horse size duck may try to rape you.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 23:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/844776309372837888

...

pure evil

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 08:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

facialimpediment posted:

Woman votes Trump.

Woman believes Trump will only deport the "bad ones".

Husband is illegal immigrant.

Husband gets apprehended, deported.

Fin.

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/844955725558362112

Yeah that sounds planned out. So glad Trump worked out for at least one person.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 17:59

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Mike-o posted:

Gotta bring back the good old days of child labor, completely unsafe factory conditions, serfdom, and government sanctioned massacres of anyone who dares unionize.

Finally getting on board the Freedumb train eh?

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 04:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

SwampDonkey posted:

yeah

https://www.kyivpost.com/ukraine-politics/authorities-identify-assassin-ex-russian-mp-killed-ukraine.html

The killer didnt give a fuuuuuuck about the hundreds of witnesses in traffic.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 23:29

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

One of the most distasteful disrespectful things his administration has done so far with imagery.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 15:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

He's just creating more jobs guys leave him alone.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 20:51

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Russia can eat my rear end. Anyone connected to them needs to burn.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 23:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

facialimpediment posted:

And if that's not enough content, check out this tweet from the past: https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/310167482142978049

Pfft the difference is black and white. Non-issue.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 05:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Two Finger posted:

Obama was getting pretty hot on mass shootings by the time he left office. Has Trump said anything about this one at all?

I'm sure he will shoot his mouth off about radical Islamic terrorism as soon as his golf game is over.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 20:10

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

Look what trump did now: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/03/26/two-girls-barred-from-united-flight-for-wearing-leggings/

Throw on a pair of boxers and move on. Company policy on people using a perk meh.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 22:17

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

TBeats posted:

okay, fair enough.

but their PR department bombed pretty hard at handling this without making it worse.

Absolutely.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 22:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

TBeats posted:

People are just embarrassed about their porn but will masquerade it as genuine privacy concerns immediately after checking in to a restaurant and tagging six other people.

I think it's stupid but we blew the doors off of privacy with social media.

I'd be a lot less embarrassed about my favorite porn star if she wasn't some awful taboo enthusiast (who happens to be sexy dead ringer for old crush).

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 00:28

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Good job?

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 01:52

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Office Pig posted:

I take great comfort knowing however awful we become as a country, however far we go to degrade ourselves, there is a man named John Lewis who I can tout as a true American hero til my dying day.

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/846392010659516416

Unlike this shitbag.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/846389156947333120

Ahahaha, we're all getting nuked.

Holy poo poo Cheney is still alive?

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 17:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

fits my needs posted:

Family Values

Why is reality always so gross?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 16:12

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 10:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

SwampDonkey posted:

CN in this instance.

https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/847172376995418112

Employed since 99. Oh brother.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:38

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