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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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facialimpediment posted:

- The operation falls under the oversight of the Senate Armed Services Committee, led by one John McCain.

Hasn't McCain been a completely spineless opposition figure who occasionally uses a stern wag of the finger then votes like 99% lock step?

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Zeris posted:

Not playing devil's advocate - actually wondering - what are the list of ways Russia interfered, with an outcome useful to Trump, in the election?

-Hack DNC emails and leak them
-???

Pretty strong suspicion that Trump is funded almost entirely with Russian money by now. He bankrupted a god drat casino. He's a loving terrible businessman and has been under water for so long no western banks would touch anything he does with a twenty foot pole for decades. Yet somehow mysteriously he's still doing his thing and the most fickle, two-faced, disingenuous person to ever walk the face of this planet that has been on both sides of every issue in the same conversation has only ever been rock-solid and completely unchanging about two things; not releasing his tax returns and praising Putin.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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mlmp08 posted:

Sessions being some Russian collaborator seems far fetched to me. But the amount of people who were screaming about Benghazi and Emails but immediately dismiss any Russian poo poo as fake news is exasperating. Especially with more shady types like Flynn and Manafort.

Like there are still people saying "where's the evidence?!" regarding the very idea of Russia making a conscious effort to interfere with the campaigns. I understand skepticism of collusion, and I don't buy the "Clinton won if not for Russia" camp. I can't imagine how you get to the point of refusing to acknowledge that Russia played a part, though.

Because when my team does it, it's a good thing. When your team does it that's bad.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/02/us/politics/trump-mnuchin-irs.html

Trump wants to cut the IRS by 14%, for budget reasons of course. Wait, what, the IRS gives more money to the federal budget than it is allocated? And most of that money comes from rich people getting audited and forced to pay the gently caress up? Wow that's an amazing coincidence. Yep. Amazing. What's that you say, Donnie's been under audit for years because he's a shifty mother fucker looking to dodge taxes his entire adult life and he just happens to be a spiteful, vengeful dickhead on the side? Welp gotta save federal dollars, so cuts for the IRS are the only way to do it. Party of fiscal responsibility and all don't ya know?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Office Pig posted:

The only thing dumber than Trump are the hires who think he'll do anything sensible or rational.

I dunno, they at least have the excuse of being into politics themselves. People who voted for him thinking they'd get help are way dumber.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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TBeats posted:

It's irrelevant if he looks worse. Less people are talking about Russia and more people are talking about him being a paranoid idiot. Being a paranoid idiot isn't impeachable.

People are talking about him being a paranoid idiot trying to cover up his Russian problem. Not really a fourth dimensional chess super slam.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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sharknado slashfic posted:

Sadly everyone I know has spun this into "those drat democrats" grasping at anything they can to keep being obstructionist.

These are the same people that blamed the alt-right on Democrats. At this point it's a Pavlovian response with no higher brain functions actually taking place.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Office Pig posted:

What are the odds he attempts to fabricate evidence?

That would take effort, planning and coordination. Much easier for the hate mango to just talk about how real it is and scream at anyone who gets in his way.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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What's this, all these people I spent my time taking Taco Bell-powered shits on from enormous heights don't like me and are doing things? IT HAS TO BE A loving CONSPIRACY, RIGGED ELECTION, DEEP STATE!

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this is exactly what trump needs at this time

Trump has a very good brain, he's assured me personally that this is true, so international crises are going to be trivial for him to handle. He'll just make the best deal and make America great again.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Hey wasn't Donnie Dumbfuck's Super Top Secret Plan I Won't Let You See that would edumacate all those stupid generals gonna stop Daesh in 30 days? When does the clock start ticking on that one since apparently he doesn't care enough about the terrists to get started on that as soon as he got in office. Looks like he's too busy sucking off Putin and slashing budgets to do that stuff.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Deathy McDeath posted:

It's a Buzzfeed article, but bear with me here. The National Parks Service released official photos of Trump's inauguration from multiple angles, as well as Obama's 2009 inauguration. https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasonaleop...jw1e#.ucM0VRBYL

As any sane person could've told you on the day of the initial controversy, the results were not even close.

Trump


Obama


Trump from the Washington monument


Obama from the Washington monument


At this point it's just poking his ego and his followers to get a reaction.








And I am totally OK with that.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Acebuckeye13 posted:

It's the culmination of decades of valuing ideology over expertise. The Tea Party and Trump wings intentionally forced aside everyone who had any experience Actually Governing, and now they're running headfirst into the wall they built themselves.

Yeah. The Freedom Caucus (side note: gently caress all of them with a rusty hanger for the name alone) has already said no to this because it isn't full repeal now, fight the great Satan, replace I dunno eventually with whatever our donors lobby us for. This pack of assclowns does not know anything at all except government by "no".

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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KildarX posted:

What kind of mental gymnastics is this?

Is this, "It's not a matter of proving it, it's convincing the people he did it?"

He has a very good brain and he thinks it happened, so it's on Obama to prove it didn't.

More realistically it's manic flailing by the orange piss-goblin to deflect and accuse. Never defend, always attack.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Deathy McDeath posted:

The folks at r/the_donald are in an absolute tizzy over this Vault 7 stuff. Basically, every suspicious death in the last 10 years has been the result of CIA hacking. Also, they now believe that the CIA engineered the purported Russian collusion in the election and is now trying to tie it to Trump.

Basically the president is just an extension of the Infowars forums at this point.

I mean let's be honest here, just say what we're all thinking.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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facialimpediment posted:

Senator Tom Cotton (R-shitfuck) to House: wtf r u doin

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/839814961740328960

The House accelerated and Trumpcare cleared committee at 4:30 in the morning.

At this point it's pathological for them isn't it? "Don't do what dems did by rushing" just completely ignoring documented, witnessed, factual reality of the year and more they spent cock blocking the original ACA. I would have no problems believing he then went on to say ten seconds later how terrible Dems are for making the process take so long unlike us upright, morally superior Repubs. It's like a game to them. How many lies can they fit into the fewest number of words?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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C'mon Donnie, don't disappoint me. it's been all week without spending time in your safe place. Get that anger out, tweet something bugfuck insane.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Waroduce posted:

Gattica? Cool

GATTACA, geez way to miss the point of the title.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Epiphyte posted:

Yeah, about that.......:trumppop:

Whether by accident or not it sounds like they were pretty drat accurate, "competent and properly informed" does not exactly summon images of the orange pissbaby.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Reverand maynard posted:

I feel like we're coasting off our court system right now but if that ever goes the US is straight up hosed without a recovery options.

If you believe in anything, loving pray to it that Ginsberg and longer female life spans work out in everyone's favor.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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KildarX posted:

Hey something I actually know something about. Muriatic Acid cleans tile and porcelin very well. Takes care of urine, poop, and *blood* stains like a charm. So maybe he needed some urine or poop cleaned out of the tub?

Source: The summer I spent as a janitor.

With the locks on internal doors this is taking my imagination to some really dark places.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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facialimpediment posted:

This one's a pretty big deal.

Donnie directly trying to talk to the U.S. Attorney (unsuccessfully), who then alerts Sessions about the protocol breach, then they fire him.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/840738064821559296

Bharara was also working on a case against Fox News. The likely replacement is going to be one of the Mukasey sons, who is currently representing Roger Ailes (formerly of Fox News). Bharara was also preemptively banned from Russia in 2013.

Big deal to who though? Followers of the cult of personality are actively Etch-a-Sketching their brains to make Russia out to be our great allies against the Eurasians TERRORISTS we've always been at war with. If Trump came out tomorrow and said on live, international television, "It's true. All of it is true. I worked with the Russians to get where I am" half the country would start chanting words of praise to Putin and gushing about how great Trump is for working with him.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Reminder, these are the people debating your healthcare.

quote:

“What mandate in the Obamacare bill does he take issue with?” Doyle asked Shimkus, using the formal parlance of congressional committees.

“What about men having to purchase prenatal care?” Shimkus said.

At that point, one could hear the room start to stir.

“I’m just . . . is that not correct?” Shimkus said. “And should they?”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.4a2c4834952b

edit:

Oooh, here's another gem!

quote:

“Do men not have to buy maternity coverage?” Ellmers said, referring to the health-care law’s essential health benefits. “To the best of your knowledge, has a man ever delivered a baby?”

bird food bathtub fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 14, 2017

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Best Friends posted:

Ryan wants to actually pass legislation, so personally I'd be happy if they shiv him to spend the next 2 years accomplishing nothing.

Boehner has got to be laughing until it hurts every day since the election.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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FrozenVent posted:

The fish stock depletion is part of the problem, but they also don't have any options for employment ashore. Fix Somalia and the piracy problem goes away.

Of course, fixing Somalia is not exactly a simple thing.

I'd be OK with keeping Somalia the way it is as long as we deported every "taxation is theft" style slack-jawed dumbfuck or Ayn Rand worshiping waste of oxygen boot-strappy ubermensch there so they can see the end result of their beliefs.

Outside of that, yeah the place could use some help.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Godholio posted:

He's not in prison yet.

That would be the effect of money and fame. Rather separate from Donald's presence or lack of intelligence.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Casimir Radon posted:

Snoop Dogg posted a video or picture or something where he fires a gun at s clown wearing a Trump mask.

The full explanation manages to make it sound even stupider. I really should stop being surprised by this.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Donnie's aides better take his phone and bury it now or fake news is going to wiretap his microwave.

Kidding about that last part, only because I cannot process the bug gently caress crazy that it would take to imagine what fresh new bullshit he will tweet storm about to attack his enemies.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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VikingSkull posted:

It's way deeper than that as it's affecting nations who were ostensibly against the American response to 9/11. I think it's more a rejection of rampant globalization than anything else.

Would you possibly describe it as a crisis...of capitalism?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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unbutthurtable posted:

"Shortey is charged with engaging in child prostitution, engaging in prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church, and transporting a minor for prostitution/lewdness, according to the Cleveland County District Attorney's office."

How is that, specifically, a crime? Yeah, prostitution in general I get, but not the church part.

I've done zero research on it and have no evidence at all but I'm just gonna go ahead and guess it's a way to screw over minorities that much harder somehow. That's generally a safe bet for any kind of "what the gently caress?" laws you come across.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

They found a chunk of steel from the missile that says WT 52.00 kg in a font that US arms usually use so it's looking like its American. Someone in another post said Hellfires say 43 kg so I dunno what was used. I think Brown Moses is on the case tho

edit: North korea stuff

https://twitter.com/AP/status/842674359533817856

Hells yeah, watch the bone spur draft dodging orange cum rag start a war.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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I hope this drives the fat orange gently caress into a rage and he has a debilitating stroke. Nothing that kills him, he needs to be alive to suffer. I want 100% paralysis of one side of the body. Let the fucker try the art of the deal with the reaper. I want the stunning hypocrisy of him talking about how good his healthcare plan is in email or Twitter form only while he drools from one side of his mouth and is never again able to attend one of his precious god drat rallies because he's terrified of everyone laughing at him. It happens all the time to good people, let's catch a break and have some evil fuckers get what's coming to them.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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DownByTheWooter posted:

the repubs on our facebooks will line up to defend it even if they lose their own benefits because of all the shammers out there drawing va benefits

watch

Well they didn't *really* earn those benefits like I did. I worked hard and sacrificed for our nation. Some of these guys got out on weak poo poo like mental health because they were faking it and didn't want to do their jobs. I would know, I saw them all the time.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Our hard working never take a vacation in office president is currently on his golf course in Florida again.

Yes but Obama played golf. The difference really is...black and white.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Is it time for today's poo poo- err tweet storm yet? Orangegropenfuhrer has to get ahead of this Comey thing.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Flikken posted:

Wouldn't him keeping his mouth shut be the best thing for his administration at this moment?

He's going down the authoritarian dictator rabbit hole really god drat fast and is convinced that getting his message to "the people" is more important than stupid poo poo like evidence or court cases.

Time and our institutional stability will tell if he's right.

bird food bathtub fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 20, 2017

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Take a look at the people in office right now. Being openly white supremacist isn't exactly a deal breaker to the base these days.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Reverand maynard posted:

thats the thing. If donnie fucks up constantly for four years (and he will) but democrats are being obstructionists on everything, then come election time its gonna be blamed on the democrats
We're very specifically not getting a functional government under the orange hate goblin anyway. If dems cock block everything Trump does and scream about it the whole time the base would be energized by seeing them grow a loving spine for the first time in decades. Fighting awful, repugnant poo poo is what they want after seeing what the turd-in-chief wants to do.

Take a page from the bullshit the GOP pulled for eight years of a black man and blame any damage on the other guys. They'd have the advantage of the truth this time instead of whipping up bullshit hysteria about Jade Helm operatives concealing the birth certificate. Throw in a dash of giving a gently caress about anyone who makes less than a half million a year and you have a recipe for complete turn around of elections across huge swaths of the country.

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Given that the these are the same people keeping him from being impeached for colluding with the Russians to undermine the elections, maybe threatening them is a bad idea.

Also he isn't real smart given that regardless of what happens, he will burn for the failure of health care.



But god drat its :gizz: to read.



:lol: Trump Tower broke some city code :lol:

I consider this health care thing a major test of how hard a grip the trumpster fire has on the entire republican party's balls. He's promised his followers the moon and the rest of the party has to follow along with his bat poo poo insanity or fight him head to head.

If the Hate Mango was smart he'd rebrand the ACA by scrawling Trumpcare across the title with a gold sharpie, sneak in a few tax cuts that nobody except a billionaire's team of lawyers can understand and spin it to his base so hard a vinyl record gets jealous.

He is not smart and is instead lashing out in fury at perceived slights against his ego because he doesn't get how the game is played in politics. The "freedom caucus" (gently caress I hate that name) is already making GBS threads on his gold plated ideas for not being a full repeal right now, and it's only going downhill from here.

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