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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The DPRK News twitter parody guy just ragequit

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/836841236929654784
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/836841317565071361
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/836841964888854531

shyduck fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Mar 1, 2017

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/837011468260421634

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The AG lied under oath, and nothing's going to happen :smith:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The WaPo and NYT could say the sky is blue and trumpets would call it fake news

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ded posted:

If Obama had done even one of these things what would the result have been I wonder.
Impeachment

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


As should be of no surprise, Pelosi et al. are calling for Sessions to resign.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hope she has 2FA enabled

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


lmao

https://twitter.com/PolitiFact/status/837386425997852672

edit: the hits keep on coming

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/837382158465531907
https://twitter.com/soxhawk/status/837382713766195203

shyduck fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Mar 2, 2017

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/837412089710927873

you would've done similar poo poo anyway if you weren't caught you fuckstick

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This Russian ambassador guy sure gets around!!

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/837415010766835712

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


THE ORIENTALS

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


LingcodKilla posted:

As I look at my application on the boeing site I'm giving a deep sigh.
It's okay though, we're winning!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I think tweets from @POTUS are official public record, so his staff probably doesn't want him near it. Like tweets can't be deleted etc

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/20committee/status/838514662949928961
https://twitter.com/20committee/status/838516101881425920

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Wow 10 days, now here come all the bad guys, I thought you loved America Donnie

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm guessing it's the original countries sans Iraq?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Rs have been hypocritical to a degree I don't think we've ever quite witnessed before.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Office Pig posted:

Never expect a genuine showing of ethics, morality, or otherwise redeeming human features from congressional republicans. Ever.
My representative, Brian Fitzpatrick (R), has been surprisingly OK so far. His brother Mike was our previous rep, and he was pretty much just a party line stooge, so I was expecting more of the same. So far though he seems to be on the moderate side.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Dr. Ben Carson posted:

There were other immigrants who came in the bottom of slave ships, who worked even longer, even harder, for less, but they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandsons, great granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land
my head hurts

everything hurts

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


edit: wrong thread

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


facialimpediment posted:

WaPo IT worker was impersonating ICE, had rifles, tactical vests, and a Baltimore Police badge.

The one's really weird.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...m=.d7ea0e616690
I just know the tweet is coming. I can feel it.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


more empty barking from john mccain

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/838910577934217218

edit:

shyduck fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Mar 7, 2017

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


@SwiftonSecurity seems to think this Vault 7 thing is being massively overblown, partially due to the work of botnets and Wikileaks' overt sensationalism. It might not be real, or if it is, it might not be as big of a thing as Wikileaks is making it out to be. Either way, someday we're all gonna die.

edit: the main issue is less with the content and more with the timing. Trump's very much on the defense, and now all of this CIA poo poo comes out.

shyduck fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Mar 7, 2017

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Half of your Facebook friends are retarded

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


They *really* don't know how to govern

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/839150657651245056
https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/839173021747277824

https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-goes-his-own-way-with-vladimir-putin-1463172396

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/Philip_Elliott/status/839198256559177728

[autistic screeching]

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The only press sec I can remember in my lifetime getting this much attention was Fleischer, but Ari has nothing on this flailing furry

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Stallman is a bit of a kook but he's been generally on the ball with his predictions.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I dunno, it's hard to walk and chew gum and step all over poors and minorities at the same

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/839218579102920704

Besides the fact that this is beyond false, does this guy ever not talk in absolutes?

Casimir Radon posted:

Stallman likes to use terms like "consensual pedophilia".
That's uh, wow :stare: I was not aware

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I'm not arguing he's a tool and it's a bad look, but how common is it for campaigns to buy stuff like that with funds?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Is that real :staredog:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


This is like a Tim & Eric bit

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


That 2nd paragraph, like goddamn if that doesn't just crystallize everything.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


VikingSkull posted:

Perhaps, and this is crazy, he has no plans to actually allow his name to be used for an escort service and did this simply so that some shady Chinese businessman was prevented from doing so instead.
This is definitely plausible, especially since Trump owns literally thousands of domain names, many of them negative.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Not sure if this was posted, but this happened yesterday

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/839172687691935745

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Trump met with Tea Party people today to discuss healthcare. It's nothing too surprising, but I'm amused by the stadium rallies part.

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/839665918754099200
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/839666453292924928
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/839666717014048776
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/839667239204831233
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/839668162949951488
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/839668538977763329

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/CitizenCohn/status/839884883015118849

That's how insurance works Paul

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


With "sanctions" and stuff.

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