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https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/836940160709324800 They're talking about taking the President out of the approval chains for raids like the Yemen one. On the one hand, that makes things faster for time-sensitive stuff like hosts rescues. On the other hand, I can't POSSIBLY think of ways that things could go wrong. Actually, I can. All of the ways. Literally all of them.
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Scrotox is a thing now. Scrotum botox. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8370377/i-got-botox-in-my-scrotum-scrotox/ probably I'd normally link twitter, but y'all have seen enough balls in the military already. Link is sorta for a drawing of some dude's balls, thought that only showed up on twitter. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Mar 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:01 |
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ZombieApostate posted:Other than the, you know, drawing of some dude's nuts front and center as you open it. Sorry, that picture didn't load on my end, tagged it this time. Anyways, if you thought Kellyanne Conway was going to get punished for promoting Ivanka's brand live on TV, lol on you: https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/836972531638800385 And morale at the State Department is rock bottom, mostly because they think the administrating feels that the State Department is irrelevant (article link temporarily broken). https://twitter.com/ZachMontellaro/status/836964433704398850 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Mar 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:21 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I don't get why that Seal team dude's wife allowed herself to be a pawn on the world stage for Trump. His dad is railing against trump right? This thread sort of explains it pretty well, everyone grieves differently and his death will now Mean Something. Basically, lay off widows and family members even if they're potentially being stupid: https://twitter.com/mkhammer/status/836826353630654464 Now, for the amount of ways this all goes sideways for Donnie: - Donnie apparently quoted Mattis that it was a good mission and produced good intel. I doubt Mattis was happy about that. - NBC News is already reporting that the intel they found was garbage and Donnie (and Mattis) may be lying https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/836802054404386820 - Donnie already blamed his generals: "They lost Ryan" - The father is calling for an investigation and yelling at Donnie. - The operation falls under the oversight of the Senate Armed Services Committee, led by one John McCain.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 17:43 |
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KildarX posted:What is this day 50 something? Was obama's first x amount of days that exciting? I vaguely remember him closing git mo and then finding out it's kinda more complex than that and not really anything else. Obama did a fuckton in the first few days because the economy was melting. So he signed BIG bills on women's fair pay, children's health insurance, and the massive stimulus/recovery bill. Donnie hasn't really done a goddamn thing except for the supreme court nominee and the train wreck of an executive order. He's mostly just yelled a lot. More info here: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/how-trumps-start-of-term-strategy-differs-from-past-presidents/ and here: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/02/what-has-trump-really-accomplished-214838 Zeris posted:Sorry for your loss, the Useful Intelligence is in Another Castle! Hey hey, WaPo basically wrote my post in article form! https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.c50d78ffc8ca
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 18:17 |
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Ahaha Donnie got someone else with a creepyfuck handshake. This time, it was Mitch McConnell (R-Turtle). https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/836989950478417920 loving creepy.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 18:35 |
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Remember that Donnie meeting with the members of HBCUs? The meeting made famous by the Kellyanne Conway couch pictures? During the meeting, Donnie called them "you people". https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/837006830463221760
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:37 |
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bengy81 posted:In non trump news: I raise your Iowa thing with a Biden thing. I mean, I don't even know where to start with this one. It seems like everyone's happy but holy gently caress this story. https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/837051638372249601 Edit: no actually gently caress that, that's a happy goddamn story. Beau Biden's widow is now together with Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is estranged from his wife, but still married for now. Jill and Diamond Joe fully approve. gently caress it, that's great. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Mar 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 22:45 |
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Donnie found money for his wall that has already been appropriated. He needs at least $20 billion on the low end. https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/837078605935034369 He has $20 million.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:38 |
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Zeris posted:Sorry for your loss, the Useful Intelligence is in Another Castle! Follow-up from NBC News. 10 sources say there wasn't a goddamn thing found during the Yemen raid. https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/837084047578959873 Edit: https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/837091581878468608 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 00:47 |
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Second Russia shoe dropped tonight. First was about Trump associates, this one is about (now) Attorney General Sessions. https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/837121087435591680
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:05 |
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KildarX posted:I know absolute 0 things will come of it, but are the confirmation hearings under oath? Correct on both points.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:10 |
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Donnie had a good 24 hours. It's gone. https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/837131326599876612
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:44 |
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The video is absolutely brutal. The best is that Sessions's spokesman confirmed the meetings. Not COMPLETELY out of the ordinary for a Senator on his committee to meet with an Ambassador, but WaPo checked with all of the members on that specific committee and NO OTHER MEMBERS contacted the Russian Ambassador. Then he lied about it. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837131623124647940 Chris Cillizza had a good quote: "Where there's smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke, there's usually fire"
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:57 |
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I AM RUNNING OUT OF SHOES WALL STREET JOURNAL JUST DROPPED ANOTHER https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/837141963782688769 "Investigators Probed Jeff Sessions’ Contacts With Russian Officials" quote:WASHINGTON—U.S. investigators have examined contacts Attorney General Jeff Sessions had with Russian officials during the time he was advising Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, according to people familiar with the matter.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 04:29 |
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woops https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/status/837157240599638016 yeah you're not supposed to do that
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:35 |
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Here's Sessions's statement: https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/837158913334251522 WaPo says the meeting was in Sessions's office. WSJ says it was a phone call. If it was a phone call to the Russian Ambassador, you bet your rear end that line is tapped and recorded.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:39 |
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Some quick notes after a night of news comedy: - I generally link twitter because it's easy as hell on a phone and makes article clickthroughs easy. If you're quoting someone's twitter post, remove the twitter link so the quote doesn't have the blown-up picture too for those on desktops. - For tweetstorms (the thing where people respond to themselves like 15-20 times), just link the first tweet. If they're interested in the whole thing, they'll click through and it's easy to read. - Don't get too worked up about all the poo poo about 'normalization' and what's bad and good to react with. Hail gay satan and enjoy this poo poo as it happens because we're getting an absolutely incredible amount of jaw dropping news on a daily basis and it's hilarious watching assholes get what they deserve, even if it doesn't lead to actual charges and stuff. Plus I'm sure that stuff will be coming soon enough Content: here's some news! https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/837280682992881664 https://twitter.com/MarkHalperin/status/837280912794583041 Those quotes wouldn't have happened without yesterday. The politics has changed. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Mar 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 13:40 |
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Here's how much that Sessions poo poo has shifted things. https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/837290054385033218
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 14:37 |
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Congratulations to Donald Trump! https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/837332048461299712
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:04 |
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Rand Paul is trying to get his eyes on the House Republican bill to repeal/replace Obamacare that leadership is basically keeping secret and letting members take a look very, very slowly. Rand Paul thinks they're going for obamacare-lite. https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/837323085153972224 https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/837346656395874306 DENIED https://twitter.com/WaysMeansCmte/status/837344564897857539
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 18:04 |
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Half of Congress is responding to the Sessions poo poo. The other half is currently on a scavenger hunt throughout the Capitol building, looking for the Republican healthcare plan. I'm not joking. https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/837357586685001728 https://twitter.com/PeterSullivan4/status/837353665614778368 https://twitter.com/sarahkliff/status/837355745649766404
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 18:54 |
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The Keebler Elf looks like he's about to be thrown under the bus. https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/837359090913402881 Don't know if that means recusal, resigning, or nothing, but it's a safe assumption that Donnie is really pissed at Sessions ruining his good press. And Comey ain't saying poo poo. https://twitter.com/kasie/status/837359910794964992
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 19:23 |
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Here's an image of the hat and jacket. Shame if it got put into an avatar or something. https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/837383963006087168
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 20:32 |
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He looks like Crapgame/Rickles from Kelly's Heroes. Edit: loving hell that's a good custom title pun
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 20:52 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:if Spicer has said "100% false" regarding Sessions stuff then it's a done deal Donnie said a little earlier that the Keebler Elf "probably" told the truth. Probably.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 21:12 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:I wonder how long until FOX slams melania for telling kids what to do and what to eat. Sounds like communism to me. Eight years.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 21:18 |
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TBeats posted:Don't prisons have libraries? Holy poo poo that one just made my day. Also heads up, Racist Keebler Elf press conference at 4pm EST. https://twitter.com/TheJusticeDept/status/837398102722109440
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 21:30 |
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drat, that's a big thing. Sessions was REALLY resisting recusing himself from the investigation so he could theoretically kill any really good Donnie investigation. poo poo just got a lot more interesting. Hail WaPo/WSJ on this one.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:30 |
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shyduck posted:This Russian ambassador guy sure gets around!! https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/837409097439903745 https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/837417679757664257
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:40 |
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"The Orientals" https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/837418987583651841
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 23:03 |
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this guy this fukken guy https://twitter.com/indystartony/status/837457267628859392
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:37 |
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Someone at DHS leaked a memo to Maddow basically saying that the muslim ban is dumb and stupid. https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/837492261508145152 Here, have some FOUO information: http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trms-exclusive-dhs-document-undermines-trump-case-travel-ban NY Daily News, bringing it as always: https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837493703593897985
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:45 |
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The Racist Keebler Elf made the excuse that "I met the Russian Ambassador as a U.S. Senator, not as part of the political campaign." ...... woops https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/837496534350630913
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 04:12 |
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OH MY GOD SESSIONS CAN'T EVEN GO ON FOX NEWS WITHOUT loving UP https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837517431996297216
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:20 |
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I'm still not getting sick of stories like these: https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837658298950242304
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 15:16 |
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They arrested a copycat dude that was threatening the jewish centers, but the original guy/guys are still out there. This copycat dude was just pissed off at a woman. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837679808389742597 https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/837679963230863364
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 16:18 |
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What a hosed-up story that is. Here's one too! https://twitter.com/CrazyinRussia/status/758287403731779585
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 18:31 |
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Donnie's sources are always amazing. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837726486836707329
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 19:12 |
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HOLY loving MOTHERFUCK THE PRESIDENT IS DUMB AS HELL https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/837767845228445699 HE JUST SPOKE AT A loving SCHOOL https://twitter.com/pbump/status/837768574986964992
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