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K now he got it right https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/837770361542488064 And now EVEN NANCY PELOSI can burn him on Russia and the Russia poo poo continues through the weekend because Donnie couldn't keep his tiny fingers off twitter.
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Two Finger posted:remind me again what his official photo is It's that cheeto, but it's really, 100% no-poo poo, the @POTUS display picture: https://petapixel.com/2017/01/21/president-trumps-official-portrait/
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Mar 3, 2017 22:21
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And there it is. https://twitter.com/NancyPelosi/status/837776774691979270 Donnie Dumbfuck literally got owned by Nancy Pelosi. Edit: a good representation of the week https://twitter.com/dorseyshaw/status/837732139248529408
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Duzzy Funlop posted:It might be a bit of an "own", but it doesn't change the fact that she, too didn't tell the truth about meeting the ambassador. I get that it's more important to get that sick burn in, but Pelosi is also kinda dumb here. Oh absolutely. It's loving insane that EVERYONE is suddenly forgetting that they've met with or been on camera with the loving Ambassador to Russia (McCaskill was probably the worst, she even tweeted about it beforehand, then forgot). At least the Democrats have been busted at public events where there weren't shady deals going on.
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Mar 3, 2017 22:54
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Since we were talking about appearances earlier, Donnie still does the loving scotch tape tie thing. https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/837795553543131136 Thanks Failing New York Times!
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Mar 3, 2017 23:58
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GODDAMMIT WHY IS LINDSEY GRAHAM NOW THE BEST GOOD GUY THAT WE HAVE THIS IS SO hosed https://twitter.com/CNN/status/838059440884477952
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Mar 4, 2017 17:41
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Please continue condomtalk or whatever, but this tweet is just so good about Donnie's early morning meltdown: https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/838077630964465667 https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/838082107591307264 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 18:40
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It's not the record keeping thing. It's literally because he doesn't want to start over with new followers, he thinks his current follower number is more important. Not joking. @POTUS had 13m, @MangoMerkin had 18m, so he kept @MangoMerkin. http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/02/media/donald-trump-twitter-accounts/ Anyways, Obama is out with a statement through a spokesman. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/838088845568708608 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Mar 4, 2017 19:13
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Maybe that's what the Schwarzenegger tweet was. This whole thing is the NO PUPPET, NO PUPPET, YOU'RE THE PUPPET thing where he just lobs a counteraccusation for the same shady poo poo that he's doing. Donnie sees Obama absolutely everywhere trying to ruin his presidency. He's nuts. Also, have a picture: https://twitter.com/politicoroger/status/838090715787841540
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Mar 4, 2017 19:19
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holocaust bloopers posted:Has a National Security Advisor resigned and the AG recused themselves within a previous president's 100 days or hell first year? Previously, the shortest national security advisor was in the Eisenhower administration, for about four months, and that was due to a typical reshuffling, nothing disgraceful or a resignation. Eisenhower literally created the position, so a short-tenured guy makes some sense. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.2e6ae5fc911d
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Mar 4, 2017 19:26
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Here, have some pornography. https://twitter.com/jonkarl/status/838107613724299265 Trump confidante: "He’s tired of everyone thinking his presidency is screwed up.” "One White House official said he woke up Saturday morning to Trump's tweets and grimaced.” https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/838120756043218944 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Uhhhhh..... what in the gently caress is this about? https://twitter.com/sparksjls/status/838139185525587968 Also, Senator Ben Sasse may have bad opinions, but he continues to be a good dude. https://twitter.com/michaelcrowley/status/838133685547372546 Finally, a really weird scramble within the white house for a FISA warrant that may or may not exist. https://twitter.com/rickhasen/status/838139448059543552 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:i love that they're scrambling now Since there are no stories linked, going to cite Robert Costa's tweets (WaPo): - WH counsel's office is looking into what they can learn about possible surveillance of Trump, per multiple officials - But McGahn, the WH counsel, is treading lightly as he and aides navigate the legal thicket, the officials said - McGahn has reportedly told staffers to be very careful moving fwd and let his office handle things, citing classified/legal issues at stake Jennifer Jacobs, Bloomberg: - Pool reporters are no longer at Mar-a-Lago and were told they can't return tonight. So no further access to president or chance to quiz him. - Communications on Trump's wire tap allegations are on lock down while White House legal staff figure out what should be said, I'm told. Jim Acosta, Fake News CNN: - Trump went off on top WH staff before leaving for FL yesterday. Furious over Sessions story. "Nobody has seen him that upset," I'm told. - Trump believes WH staff "fumbled" by not being prepared for Sessions recusal, which POTUS believes was hasty and overkill. SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:What do you call competing rallies/protests where its just autistic screeching at each other? Congress. Content edits: New York Daily News going there https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/838204927579160577 Benjy Sarlin of NBC News noted something: Official Washington DC didn't say much of anything about all of this. NOBODY believes Donnie and they're sick of the wild claim / outrage firestorm / backfilled excuses / realization that Donnie's full of poo poo cycle. https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/838230077741678592 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:I want to know what is going to happen to that Aid in the second bullet. Simple. The aide will leak poo poo to the New York Times. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/838244192954503169 Donnie's convinced he's right, so it's going to be an interesting week. Edit: Here's some stuff from Fake News CNN. It's all loving pornographic. http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/04/politics/donald-trump-jeff-sessions-reince-priebus/index.html quote:Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump is extremely frustrated with his senior staff and communications team for allowing the firestorm surrounding Attorney General Jeff Sessions to steal his thunder in the wake of his address to Congress, sources tell CNN. OH MY GOD THIS QUOTE: "They hate me because they hate you." https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/838245405959782400 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Mar 5, 2017 05:28
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:What in the wide world of gently caress? Who is that guy? Roger Stone is an old Dirty Tricks super-skeezy Republican, one of the original Clinton-haters back to the 90s. So naturally, he informally shacked up with Donnie and they've talked back and forth about dirty tricks-type stuff. He heavily implied in the past that he had a direct line to Julian Assange, or at least dropped hints to it, but never to this extent. I believe Roger Stone was also one of those that was checked out by the FBI for all of the Russia poo poo and that investigation may not be over. With his blabbing, it sort of makes a direct throughline from Donnie, to Roger, to Julian Assange/Wikileaks, to Russia. Still not *really* clear, but if Roger Stone had a line to Julian Assange and Donald Trump at the same time, there's your hook between the Trump campaign and Russia. It still won't end up mattering because Stone was never a true part of the Trump campaign and a lot of this poo poo really isn't illegal. Stone could probably play dumb and snake his way out of legal trouble, the same way that Sessions would (well dang gum it, I just plum forgot!).
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:So why is he posting this poo poo on twitter? Narcissism, combined with being angry, combined with forgetting 'oops, everything on the internet is permanent', combined with being a dumbfuck. Sort of how a lot of thieves get caught nowadays, they just ABSOLUTELY MUST tell a friend how awesome their robbery was HEY WHY DID YOU CALL THE COPS 
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Mar 5, 2017 10:13
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https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/838463164152963073 Odd.
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Mar 5, 2017 19:57
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Jake Tapper is so over Donnie. https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/838468992469725184 Also y'all should check out Chuck Tingle's newest book, Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XF4KGPR/
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Mar 5, 2017 20:58
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Don't click-through this tweet, as gently caress Newsmax, but I'm linking it for the porn-level quote. https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/838487194805370880
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My twitter feed is becoming absolute smut. https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/838515729423007744 https://twitter.com/costareports/status/838519655065141248 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Mar 5, 2017 |
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Mar 5, 2017 23:38
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Donnie to Preibus: GET OFF MY PLANE https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/838549633148268544 (Donnie likes to throw people off his planes when he thinks they're sucking)
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SEVENTEEN sources. SEVENTEEN SOURCES on this article. https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/838565215927169026 Robert Costa @costareports: Trump unhappy with RUBIO for hitching a ride on Air Force One, then offering muted comments Sunday on Trump's claims | BANNON is fueling Trump on "deep state" | NUNES sides with Trump: “It’s not paranoia at all... It’s leak after leak after leak from the bureaucrats" | Trump can't stand seeing Carter Page on TV... | Rohrabacher says Trump is being punished by the "military-industrial complex" for warming to Russia 
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Genocide Tendency posted:Correct, but not wanting it as an adult doesn't make you a whining man child. As implied by dumbfuck above. The broccoli story is actually kind of funny/humanizing, though a Bad Opinion about broccoli. From what I'm reading, even Donnie's *allies* are calling him a petulant man-child that must be praised constantly, or only presented with good news, or he self-destructs. Daniel Dale @ddale8: This reads like a story about a troubled pre-teen. Trump was happy, then mad, then yelled at people, then left in a huff, and then | The Post reports here that Reince Priebus spent an hour lying to reporters to convince them Trump didn't actually flip out on his staff.
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OVER TWELVE sources on this politico article making GBS threads on Reince. https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/838580567511875589 have some darth https://twitter.com/darth/status/838575671156834304
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Zeris posted:Ya'll can't even shitpost right Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
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Dave Letterman: Bannon looks like a guy who goes to lunch, gets drunk, and comes back to the office: “Steve, could you have just one drink?” “gently caress you.” How is a white supremacist the chief adviser to our president? Did anybody look that up? I don’t know. How’s this interview going? Do you think you’re talking to a normal person here? Don’t I seem like I’m full of something? http://www.vulture.com/2017/03/david-letterman-in-conversation.html
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Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a jewish girl big tits requirement for some future event, kinda like New Zealand day or the shitpost free-fire zone. In the meantime: https://twitter.com/DavidChalian/status/838717736863870976
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Donnie won't be happy about this one: https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/838757093012303872
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Mar 6, 2017 16:16
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Shot: https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/838778990894723072 Chaser: https://twitter.com/dfriedman33/status/838781104102465537
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That EO has now been signed but we have NO idea what it actually says or if it really has been signed. https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/838784959464804352
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Full executive order: https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/838797691236687874 Full documentation of donnie being full of poo poo: https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/838800327780487168 Full reference on everyone else being full of poo poo: https://twitter.com/GlennThrush/status/838801776782491648 Full confirmation that the ACLU is cool and good: https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/838800806354817024 Spicey currently allergic to cameras https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/838611391934234624 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Mar 6, 2017 |
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Trouble in Congress on the Obamacare repeal, as four GOP senators revolt against the house bill due to it loving up medicaid. https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/838868233776168962
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Check out how full of poo poo the Racist Keebler Elf is: https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/838874316410355713
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Kelly seems to me like a really decent guy. https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/838877868453064704 But gently caress him in the eye.
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I stand corrected. https://twitter.com/vplus/status/838881974324445184 gently caress Kelly in his other eye too.
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This thing is dying a horrible death in the senate. https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/838889110991486977 https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/838895497423224836 https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/838894373333053440
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Woof Blitzer posted:So was that a poison pill or a serious addition to the bill? Because lol This bill is a 'SEE, IT'S THE SENATE'S FAULT' bill. Packed full of dumb stuff that would never get 50, much less 60 senate votes. https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/838873494771417089
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