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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
mad with power

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
If Obama had done even one of these things what would the result have been I wonder.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
I really really really hate having to read billion loving tweets.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Guys. Sessions did nothing wrong. The president said so. Believe him.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Who knew health care could be so complicated?? I mean really!

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
PKP for when you absolutely positively want to gently caress something for all eternity in a compartment, nothing else will do.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

It's basically Soundwave when you think about it.

:mad:




I had a soundwave and he was loving awesome.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Well you see this plan does not have ~death panels~ it simply lets the free market decide who dies.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
We only have 1 branch of government, right?

:downs:

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Cover my viagra but god drat you if you want me to pay for any womens health, including birth control!!! :argh:

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
How is this 'trumpcare'. Has he had any involvement at all with the bill? Other than saying how great it is and how he will insure everyone :lol:

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

psydude posted:

Lamps I can understand so you can set them to timers and poo poo or turn the on/off remotely. But what possible use would anyone have for an internet connected vibrator?

'Vibrates on tips'

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
The cop did the right thing, that guy was stopping him from getting dinnera 5th serving at dinner.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
The cop pulled up to a minor accident scene and his first instinct is to pull his gun and yell at the guy then wonder what went wrong after he popped the guy, handcuffed him, and figured out he was not armed after having him lay there 'DONT MOVE' while bleeding out for several minutes. Yes the cop acted responsibly.

Was it a jury trial or judge only? Because holy gently caress.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
It's not the first time ol doug hosed the Philippines.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
So how long till Trump tries to fire these federal judges who are blocking his bullshit?

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

KildarX posted:

The upside is a lot of idiots will die or get really sick of MMR or something.



This poo poo has already happened in my area over the past few years. Along with whooping cough and other bullshit that should not ever happen. Next up is smallpox.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Laranzu posted:

Maybe we're all so busy praying for the canned sunshine that we just aren't seeing the real killer.

Everything resistant mumps/measles/polio.

This is not resistant stuff. This is rear end in a top hat parents who refuse to immunize their special snowflake timmy because they are dumb as poo poo upper middle class who ~know better~

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Just like with healthcare, the free market should decide who eats and who does not.

So lets see now. Paul Ryan wants to kill your grandma and Trump wants to kill your grandma AND your kids.

Awesome.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Everyones space program is a giant loving joke for anything more than putting up satellites or shooting nukes. We are stuck on this dumb gay earth because of it.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Godholio posted:

It's been less than two months.


John McCain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdqIlfp8XE

Thats not a tie its a god damned bib.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
:siren:BREAKING NEWS:siren:

Trump is an rear end in a top hat.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Pesticide20 posted:

What did he do now?

It's Tuesday.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
If I was Kim Jong Un I would be shooting missiles every week and make statements about it saying how we are celebrating X thing that Trump did.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
If the piss tape is real AND it gets pissboy impeached I will

uhhh

drat I dunno










celebrate

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Even with all of the republicans saying they will not vote for it, when it comes down to it I bet it will pass because they just wanted to 'sound' tough or whatever.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
It is the kind of success that they didn't even hope to achieve, much like what happened with 9/11.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
So if this wonderful healthcare bill goes in and makes it so I don't have to pay for yucky things like womens health, does that mean women don't have to pay for my boner pills and prostate cancer?

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Office Pig posted:

I stick to my earlier position that a not-insignificant number of GOP members are involved in this, and those details about the RNC earlier only add to it.

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/845453917064441857

It's really cool how the ad says the bullshit plan they came up with did any of these things.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Know that air strike that killed a bunch of Civvies in Iraq?

It was us.

The strike apparently hit a rather large VBIED that added to the Carnage.

30 days to defeat ISIS with one weird trick!

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
We were due for another mass shooting. But in Ohio? Really?

http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/26/us/ohio-nightclub-shooting/index.html

1 dead 14 injured so far.


Oh and they don't have a suspect.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

If only we could do that with his real twitter account.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

MA-Horus posted:

Why can't we have both? Dolores with a LeMat revolver?

I learned about LeMats from a Clive Cussler book where Dirk Pitt uses one to save his congresswoman girlfriend from an evil Asian brainwashing boat with the help of some civil war reenactors aboard a steam-powered riverboat

it was dumb as fuuuuuuuck.

I learned about the LeMat from the Deathlands series books.

More chilling and slightly more believable than cussler trash.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Current Events : The Bradd Jaffy retweet echo chamber.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Working as god intended.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
You know things in a country are bad when there are explosions and people killed and you have to wonder if it was terrorism or just Putin.

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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
My first election I voted for Perot because I didn't know a loving thing about politics and thought a tycoon would be a good thing for running the country.

lmbo

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