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There is only one way for Turnbull to right the boat. A press conference (blaming labor/the poor/refugees - cross out as appropriate) for everything with even more Australian flags flanking than last time. Like, all the flags. Perhaps they could use Brandis' fancy bookshelves as the backdrop to give the ceremony the appropriate level of pomp.
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Well who has time to verify that a pine tree plantation hidden deep in the Gibson Desert actually exists?
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Mar 27, 2017 08:53
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starkebn posted:what has the LNP actually got done since Tony Abbot became Prime Minister? Labor's Fault [tm] Pork Barrelling Extort fake debts from the poor um ok help me out here
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Mar 28, 2017 00:57
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This is clearly a long-con scam to get a free bristle suitable for a BBQ cleaning brush. Have you tried buying one on the black market recently? Impossible. Everyone just looks at you like you asked for moon cheese or something equally rare and valuable.
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Mar 28, 2017 08:33
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You know a "wandering daze" would be a good way to describe our current federal government. Probably Labor's Fault or the result of some poor people not genuflecting enough I reckon.
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Mar 28, 2017 11:34
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starkebn posted:50,000 properties without power in North QLD, further proof of the failure of renewable energy Pretty sure that's actually labor's fault through their proxy unemployed voters. Issue unproven debt notices to every labor voter in QLD, immediately if not sooner.
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Mar 29, 2017 00:48
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Senor Tron posted:I was surprised that no-one tried to prove the absurdity of that coal stunt by releasing a bunch of coal smoke in parliament. Coal fired braziers. Not charcoal mind you. Coal.
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Mar 29, 2017 00:49
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I love it how the show was on sunday but no one noticed it till today. I love how TV networks still like to pretend to advertising companies that they have widespread viewership to justify their advert slot prices.
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Mar 29, 2017 06:31
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starkebn posted:nice to have the privilege to tell those investigating you "I don't want to cooperate any more" Well to be fair the AFP are good at following orders so they wouldn't question it.
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Mar 29, 2017 13:22
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Zenithe posted:No it isn't. How many papers do you think they sold last time everyone hung Bishop out to dry? Papers lose money already. The only reason they're still in print is for propaganda. How many papers they sell is really not an issue.
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Mar 29, 2017 15:32
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Is it worth killing people over burglaries? *strokes chin thoughtfully* If it was my stuff they burgled, sure. But if they steal from the political porkies then I'll be cheering them on Ned Kelly style.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:40
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JBP posted:What is the alternative when you jam a load of jobless people into public housing in an established area? Vault Tec bunkers. The lifestyle of the future, today!
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Mar 30, 2017 07:39
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I can't even make a joke about this. Kissing the arse of our US overlords is literally what that job is all about and well, he's doing it.
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Mar 30, 2017 11:31
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Suck it up princess. Brandis pretending he has feelings is pretty 
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Mar 30, 2017 13:28
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Capt.Whorebags posted:What do they expect, a clerk sitting alone in the chamber to rubber stamp everything that comes up from the house? Yes. Born to Rule etc.
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Mar 31, 2017 07:45
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After the power bills have doubled I'm sure a one off $75 payment will go a long way. This is like still thinking a loaf of bread costs a dollar because they have hired help take care of those things for them.
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Mar 31, 2017 07:47
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Bogan King posted:You can get a loaf of bread for $0.85 at Coles But that's not preservative free sourdough in an elaborate pattern purchased from a gentleman wearing a fancy vest and a monocle.
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