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Hey, it's March and we're talking about Australian Politics! In Recent News: The Fair Work Commission - an independent body - handed down a ruling that essentially said "society sees working on Sunday as a greater hassle than any other day but lol if we're going to pay you more for it" reducing hospitality and retail workers award rates to be more in line with Saturday. Tony Abbott continues to be a glaring hypocrite by being the Rudd to Turnbull's Gillard, despite the fact that Rudd was actually popular with people and unpopular with his party, where Abbott is unpopular with absolutely everyone. WA state election is coming up and there's been some furore about the Libs preferencing One Nation over the Nationals. This is actually the Libs looking to the future instead of the 50's for a change and realising that the Nationals are dead as a loving dodo. The Parties and Their Leaders: The Liberals Lead by Lab-ah Run by Pauline Hanson's One Nation Despite the name this party now simply copies whatever dear leader Trump does. They have 4 senate seats thanks to a Double Dissolution election and are gaining power in WA in QLD. The Greens Australia's only truly left party, the Greens look to leader Karl Marx to light the way while some faux-leftie named Di Natale sends out Facebook posts and tries to ignore the SALTies attempting splits in NSW. quote:There is an irc channel, #auspol on synirc where Australians discuss things, presumably dark spooky things that man was not meant to know. MysticalMachineGun fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Mar 2, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 06:49 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:01 |
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noice Also, be afraid: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/mar/01/think-trumps-travel-ban-was-bad-peter-dutton-may-soon-have-the-power-to-play-god The Guardian posted:Think Trump’s travel ban was bad? Peter Dutton may soon have the power to play God Why would he even want to be PM when he can wield so much power?
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 06:58 |
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I'm so glad you brought that over - he's a full on fake news, white supremacist, misogynist Trump supporter.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 11:56 |
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Ray Hadley in good opinion shocker Recoome posted:Only the loving ultranationalists would wear faux Islamic religious dress while going to court for racial vilification Is this in Queensland? Do they think they're the Chaser or something?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 01:52 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:A Turnbull government cabinet minister has been caught out failing to properly declare her financial interests, potentially placing her in “serious contempt” of federal parliament. Watch nothing come of this, but still
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:02 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The same journalist who broke the Ley story broke the Bronwyn Bishop story, there's something going on I reckon. Probably an old grey-hair in the Liberal party wants to get rid of all these women folk messing up the place. Politics is a man's job
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:18 |
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If they want to portray Dutton as softer they should boil him for a while
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:23 |
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G-Spot Run posted:Faces of PHON voters on ABC24 this morning and the haggard toothless stereotypes are out in force I loved when she asked that old dude about Hanson's policies and he just kept repeating that he liked her I also love how doing a deal with the Libs is hurting both parties. The supporters of the lady that parrots Trump and Alex Jones talking points don't like being tied to establishment politicians (Hanson's been in politics what, 20 years now?) while the supporters of stronger borders and loving the poor don't want to be
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 23:29 |
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freebooter posted:Not from the Onion replace them with WALK and DON'T WALK and there's no gender bias, jesus.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 05:49 |
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Cirofren posted:Vic polls have turned against labour. The hun's frontpage says voters are abonding them in droves and according to the ReachTEL poll they'd lose 18 seats if the next election was now. Why Victorians whyyyyyyyyyy
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 23:24 |
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You Am I posted:The Herald Sun has hated Dandrews winning the last state election and have tried everything to get dirt on them, both with the CFA and the youth justice issues. Can they weight the polls though? I know the Hun's leanings, but if they're reporting accurate poll figures then their smear campaign is working Bogan King posted:Happy international womens day ladies, the chamber of commerce has your back. See cutting penalty rates is their gift to women so now they can work more hours on Sundays. Who says men never do anything for you females. Can we please have an employment report published weekly that will unequivocally show that profits will rise for this but not one single new job or more hours will be created.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 04:05 |
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I'm sure I've posted the exact same thing before but to view Hanson as an outsider when she's now been a politician for twenty loving years is a hell of a thing. Same with Lambie, they're not outsiders, they're just politicians who nobody loving voted for so they kept shifting around until they did.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 01:17 |
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This is going to be a fun weekend
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 01:31 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:And they only get about $5 an hour too. Much better. Shouldn't pollies be happy with more weeks in Canberra? That's more tax payer money they can hoover up for staying in their partners' houses.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:22 |
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It's a beautiful day friendos
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 02:27 |
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The Deadly Hume posted:A good cartoonist died I'd love to see a count of how many papers eulogise Murray Bell vs Leak.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 07:38 |
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I've been funding a homophobic agenda for like 16 years, gently caress off Dr Tim.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 13:20 |
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 09:47 |
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aejix posted:Attaboy Jay That's what worries me, we're a one paper town after all. Then again the local Libs haven't seen power in over a decade and "fixing our power problems" is a pretty hard policy to attack.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 05:10 |
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The Advertiser, the last six months probably: "C'mon Weatherill, do something about the power outages you useless lefty fuckstick" The Advertiser, today: "Weatherill's doing something about power but it's going to coooooooooost mooooooooooooooooooney " Seriously, the headline is "Weatherill's Power Bill to South Australians" when it should be "The cost of privatising our electricity grid in the 90's"
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 01:01 |
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That is one hell of a Simpsons/Futurama mixed metaphor there
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 05:52 |
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Milky Moor posted:i'm happy as anyone else to rip on bad writing but it's pretty funny to watch dudes rip extra hard on someone (probably because she's a woman) Yeah, it's because she's a woman, not because she wrote a gushing piece about racist piece of poo poo Bill Leak and how feminism is bad, and then removed it. Yep, just dudes picking on the ladies again.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 05:53 |
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SLASHER HAWKE posted:that one was though wasn't it? Was it written by Andrew Bolt?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 06:57 |
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Wethearowns. Sadly the Advertiser hasn't backed up yesterdays' front page by spluttering "2.5 billion power charge from Trumble" instead it's all footy and state Libs being slightly ahead in some key seats due to Xenophon's party taking votes.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 01:48 |
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hooman posted:Man who's party privatised Telstra complains about quality of service from Telstra. That part was good, but this part was better: I would blow Dane Cook posted:“If people want to enter politics then do that, but don’t do it from the office overlooking the harbour on your multimillion dollar fees each year. Without context this could be seen as a swipe at any number of Libs.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 03:45 |
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The Before Times posted:This government likes to harp on about intergenerational theft and this is the hugest projection because they're robbing the young to feed the pensioners as we speak
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 05:56 |
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Spin, spin, spin! Does "Exclusive poll" in this case mean one they just made up? Then again, I wouldn't be surprised - waiting at the Doctor's yesterday across from me an old couple were talking about it and posited why couldn't Weatherill just turn Pelican Point into a gas powered station. Preeeeeety sure it's a lot more complicated than that.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 23:56 |
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JBP posted:The poll was taken 2 days before that presser and indicated 39% blame SA and 35 or 36% blame the national energy market. I'm fairly sure that Weatherill knocked that figure into reverse with his appearance alongside Frydenberg. Ah, fair enough then. Anidav posted:Also nuclear power is back on the table, multiple tests. The nerd boner for nuclear power mystifies me. Chatting to some guys at work about nuclear vs renewables, I raised an article I read ages ago that it would take 20 years for nuclear to be viable in Australia, but renewables are ready now. And they kept saying that nuclear would improve its technology but "there's no guarantee that renewables will get more efficient" and it's like, gently caress, engineers are working on both, what's the difference?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 00:45 |
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That paragraph in between the two highlighted ones... what the gently caress is that
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 00:51 |
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Bogan King posted:It's easy to lose sight of the little things when such matters of importance as 18c are being discussed but it should be noted that the NSW Transport Minister thinks apps will replace public transport in the next decade. "What about poor people who rely on public transport?" "Who gives a poo poo? BIG DATAAAAAAAAAA!"
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 04:51 |
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Urcher posted:I want to know how they plan to safeguard the transport history data of the entire population. Of course they'll store it all on IBM Cloud Servers, and if it gets hacked, so what? If you weren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to hide!
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 05:06 |
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https://www.facebook.com/JamesMcGrathLNP/posts/1287467034674621 Sounds reasonable until he sounds like a four year old in the last line.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 05:53 |
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Had to watch Bolt Report last night since I was over at my folks (and I half believe my Dad just watches it when I'm around to wind me up) and in a half hour jerk off session about removing 18C he talked to Henderson about ABC bias and played a 5 second clip of Paul Barry saying "in my opinion, renewable energy is the future". Paul Barry, in a 5 second clip from his once a week, 15 minute show. Highlighted by Bolt in his half hour tirade against 18C (nightly) that he was personally convicted under. ABC BIIIIIIIIIIIIASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 01:04 |
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Also out of court settlements are now called "hush money" when they want you to think it's bad. It's all so blatantly transparent.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 01:04 |
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Bogan King posted:Truly in touch with the common man. *holds hundreds of dollars of taxpayer money up to his nose* "Oh yes, this definitely passes the sniff test" *rolls it up and snorts coke* "As does this!"
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 03:42 |
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JBP posted:I like Barnaby in a weird way. He's like any politician that when he says things you agree with, you nod along and go "makes sense" with a bit of mixed in country no bullshit mixed in. It's just a shame that he very, very rarely says things reasonable people agree with. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 05:57 |
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starkebn posted:paraphrasing what I heard on ABC Radio 20 minutes ago: People don't listen to numbers, just keep saying majority and they'll believe you
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 23:49 |
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Cartoon posted:Turns out wind farms are the great satan. Isn't this like asking the fox to evaluate why henhouse security failed?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 06:10 |
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JBP posted:Mark Latham sure is a piece of poo poo. What'd he say? What'd she say?
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 04:06 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 09:01 |
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Paul Barry called it last Thursday on Media Bites
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