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SHISHKABOB posted:dude... haha don't worry i'm just kidding i wouldn't give up bread egg for the world, CPS's gonna have 2 pry him from my dead hands hahaha
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social vegan posted:haha don't worry i'm just kidding i wouldn't give up bread egg for the world, CPS's gonna have 2 pry him from my dead hands hahaha good 
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loving dogs
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social vegan posted:haha don't worry i'm just kidding i wouldn't give up bread egg for the world, CPS's gonna have 2 pry him from my dead hands hahaha there's nowhere in the bible that says you can't incubate wads of bread beneath your balls BUT lent is about giving up things you enjoy as a gesture to god showing that he's still the most important thing in your life so maybe rethink?
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ill stop loving dogs, OKAY??
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bitmap posted:ill stop loving dogs, OKAY?? prove it
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Stranger Danger Ranger posted:there's nowhere in the bible that says you can't incubate wads of bread beneath your balls BUT lent is about giving up things you enjoy as a gesture to god showing that he's still the most important thing in your life so maybe rethink? i enjoy literally nothing about the process
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social vegan posted:i enjoy literally nothing about the process lies make baby jesus cry
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Stranger Danger Ranger posted:prove it *sweats*
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Mar 1, 2017 14:45
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Every year I wipe my rear end with a Bible for Lent. The same exact Bible.
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Mar 1, 2017 14:55
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I think I'll give up not having sex.
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Mar 1, 2017 16:09
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my dignity. ha ha, psych! joke's on you Pope. I never had any
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Molestationary Store posted:More like Trash Wednesday.
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I'm gonna give up that good good, finally
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When I was in middle school I gave up pop for lent and then just never drank it again until college. This year I will give up nothing.
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ikanreed posted:I think I'll give up not having sex. Too bad your mom is giving it up every single night to the whole neighborhood.
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weight loss *eats 5 big macs* *is POTUS*
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*walks into meeting* Oh, sorry everyone about the cross on my head, I went to the ash wednesday service. I'm a very religious person. 
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Mar 1, 2017 18:06
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Fucks, I'm giving up all my fucks.
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E: Wow nvm I hosed this up
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Those Polish donuts apparently, since I forgot to look for them last week
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social vegan posted:i guess i'll stop scooping out the middle of my roommate tom's wonderbread loafs and then balling it up and microwaving it and stashing it under my nuts while I laze on the couch and watch the newest episode of the bachelor i call it my bread egg and pretend i'm incubating it and that some day it will hatch and become the child i have been told i will never be able 2 have
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Pizza delivery
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liver and onions
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http://time.com/4687250/white-privilege-lent/ I'm a White Christian Man and I'm Acknowledging My Privilege for Lent
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social vegan posted:http://time.com/4687250/white-privilege-lent/ Holy poo poo Time magazine. Remember when garbage like this used to only exist in tumblr blogs and everyone said to ignore it and it would go away and nothing that stupid would ever go mainstream?
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social vegan posted:http://time.com/4687250/white-privilege-lent/
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I'm going to give up self control this year
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I'm just plain giving up
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sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
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Time to get back on the baby carrot train big man. The nacho cheesier days of my youth.
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Your mom, OP
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social vegan posted:http://time.com/4687250/white-privilege-lent/ haha wow 
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i guess i can give up playing bulls on parade on expert difficulty in my room and slam jimmy jamming my soft dick against the guitar hero controller until I fail and cum, but should i
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Giving up dignity
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It's all because I chose the right path. You too could have this. As a white heterosexual Christian man it’s a reminder that if I am to authentically honor the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ this holy season, I must acknowledge and reject the privilege afforded me for the sake of taking the path of Jesus Christ.
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