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Lorge is like large but more large. Like smol, but opposite.
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Made me remember Chug, the Cow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboXKCyV_AU
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No stop don't give my accounts any more stupid ideas for micromanaging please I beg you
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Include proof of eating meal in statement *staples taco bell toilet paper to expense sheet*
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I saw some of that it, it was the dumbest poo poo, maybe because I haven't watched a lot of hentai
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How much come would a come come come if a come come come come come come come
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Apr 13, 2024 16:51
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I struggle to imagine a scenario where a poop spork has to be brought in because the poop spoon was deemed inadequate. Like did it snap? Did you guys eat concertina wire?
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Apr 14, 2024 20:16
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Just develop your aim.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:45
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That's why we invented the backflip.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:59
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I'm having tummy aches right now op
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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...and face to bloodshed?
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Scathach posted:Awww you got the better bitey parts, I'm jealous.  Is this Morte speaking?
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Shaddak posted:They're just shocked he got caught He's a snitch
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credburn posted:Got this book today at a St. Vincent. I Before E (Except After C): Old-School Ways to Remember Stuff. It's full of the weirdest and goofiest mnemonics, like these. My patient has sex and age. drat, gotta act fast
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Apr 21, 2024 09:36
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They missed three. Pee and pee pee.
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Apr 21, 2024 16:03
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Dark lol
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Apr 22, 2024 18:05
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E: poo poo how did this get here
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Apr 22, 2024 18:06
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That poor recess lady
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Apr 22, 2024 19:11
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I have a mental disorder where when I read stuff I unconsciously switch out the vowels for funnier ones, so Shatterstar is always going to be Shitterstore to me. Likewise is Shitterstack my go to for stock photography.
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Apr 23, 2024 19:43
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Ogod bring me Morbius 13 please
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Did anybody ever get together and fart into the installation by the battalion? E: imagine their surprise when I, the ugliest person on planet earth, enter the installation just to gently caress with them Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:25 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Apr 25, 2024 18:23
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freeedr posted:That was the point It'll be a whole windowlicker exprience
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Apr 25, 2024 21:45
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What's with the strap oh the cheap fuckers made it out of styrofoam. Hard. Pass.
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Apr 26, 2024 06:07
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No wait now imagining the next hurricane and the neighborhood gets loving pelted by my cheap rear end rapa nui heads I'm getting these
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davidspackage posted:The thing about gloryholes though, how do you know for sure it's a woman punching you in the balls? Part of the excitement is not knowing if it's a woman or mike tyson biting your bean bag off
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ScreenDoorThrillr posted:she retired Now lives in the refuse sediment pile at the river inlet in the harbor?
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Apr 29, 2024 08:47
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It'll take your head clean off.
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Apr 29, 2024 21:13
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All of these posts are terrible
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Apr 30, 2024 15:40
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Hiding whiskey seems like a fun pastime. Brake fluid? Nope, whiskey? Piss jug? No, whiskey. Actual piss in toilet? Also no
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Them folks were freaky back in the day
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Errbody loves the smoked out crater of the ole whiskey vajayjay Same with bung, to note
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May 1, 2024 15:40
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It wasn't exactly toothpaste, and it wasn't exactly my dick, but yeah
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May 1, 2024 20:07
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Whose dick is it anyway? A metaphysical bdsm question
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May 1, 2024 21:01
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I like my holes without mysteries thank you laid bare, so to say
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credburn posted:A little over a decade ago when I was in drug rehab, there was a guy at the facility who refused to use toilet paper. They said he was using his hand instead, and just washing it after. We had to begin every morning's session by shaking everyone else's hand. It was a massive problem. We would find turds on the toilet seat, on the floor, in the shower. The guy was super religious, and he claimed to be Jewish but he also refused to talk about his religion. Some people said it was his religion that forbid him from using toilet paper, and this guy sort of seemed to acknowledge that, like it was some esoteric ancient Judaism-based cult, but he wouldn't talk about it. God dammit we tried so hard to reach some middle ground with the guy, somewhere where we could respect whatever religion he was practicing and also get him to wipe his loving rear end. He finally did it after he was being threatened with jail time, but it was only one day, and he had a breakdown after doing it and was sent off to jail. Just before finishing the program myself, like six months later, I saw he had returned. Good luck to the next group, I guess! Sounds like a job for... Pressure Washer Maaaaaaaaaan!!!!
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That's unusually rude even for a cybertruck.
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Interestingly, pissing on the cybertryck without first putting it into piss mode voids its warranty, and also causes it to aggressively catch fire
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