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koshmar posted:Who wants a Pepperoni Hug! I, for one, welcome our new pepperoni overlords.
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The piss demo tape is real. ~ALTERNATIVE JOKE~ I didn't realize Donald Trump was so active in the music industry.
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Yeah. That guy's channel is pretty good. He's been dipping into some deliberately nutty scenarios since he's exhausted a lot of the common ones in his wheelhouse. Knowing his sense of humor, he made that banner image for this kind of reaction. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a goon, for that matter.
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Amoeba102 posted:Christian Industrial The lyrics to "Head Like a Hole," but unironic.
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Seconding Star Trek: Insurrection as a classic commentary track. Without it, the movie is unwatchable. With it, it's up there with Wrath of Khan and Galaxy Quest as an all-time great Trek movie. If you're looking for a S-tier hate watch: one time I got stuck on the commentary track to Love, Actually. My wife had fallen asleep on me (literally) halfway through the film, and the remote was out of reach. She was really tired so I decided to just let it run for a bit. The director was in the middle of making fun of Colin Firth for trying to act when I finally got up to shut it off 20 minutes in. The writer/director sounded like a profoundly mean-spirited, shallow idiot. Everything he said smacked of cynicism and bullying, someone who fundamentally does not understand or care about love in any sense. I already hated the movie before that but oh boy did that commentary track unlock a new level of contempt in me for that movie.
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This one has all the slow burn of a classic western. Holy poo poo I'm dying.
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Data Graham posted:To stop those lazy entitled millennials from trying to get a job at my small business, I'm going to require that they submit an application in cursive, HAW HAW HAW *Goes out of business* "No oNe wAnTs to WoRk aNyMoRe!" 
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Breetai posted:This is why I could never be a restaurant manager because I would take that as my cue to wordlessly slide a single Mentos across the table at him and walk away. I know this is a reference to The Meaning of Life, but I can't help but get an Anton Chigurh energy from this. "That is your lucky Mentos. Keep it."
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DrBouvenstein posted:https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464 Half Light: SUCCESS "Why waste your time threatening everyone around you constantly when you could build a robot to do it?" Logic: SUCCESS "This checks out."
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My father-in-law has terrible taste in sci fi and told me about a book he just finished reading. It involved an alien invasion of a near-future Earth. Aliens black out the sun somehow and are besieging Earth and starving out the populace. I don't remember why, and it doesn't matter. In the final few chapters, with absolutely no precedent for this whatsoever, a hero emerges in a last-ditch gambit to save Earth from the alien mothership. It is Dracula (and a gaggle of his spawn). Motherfucker flies up through the stratosphere, into space, rips into the ship's hull, and kills the alien leaders in an orgy of violence. No other part of this story had any vampire poo poo or even hints at this kind of fantasy genre material until the last forty pages of a 300+ page novel. In conclusion, Draculas is a land of contrasts.
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Aug 18, 2023 01:37
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Imagine two balls on the edge of a conning tower.
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Wow. A lot of Gaming RacistsTM ITT. I'm going to call Tommy Tellarico.
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Philippe posted:The first American to kiss Sonic on his little lips? 
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Lots of accidental Disco Elysium talk in this thread right now.
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 The Goths didn't completely smash Rome when the city fell. Besides, it had been done before, and it wasn't the capital of the western empire at the time anyway. This isn't to say there wasn't violence, but it wasn't as grizzly as later, 18th century painters made it look. The present conception of the sacking of Rome has more to do with neoclassical revisionism than actual history.My goth girlfriend in high school smashing me, that's historically accurate. 
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Nfcknblvbl posted:This still holds true. The most time-to-cost ratio I've ever had is probably FTL. I paid 5 bux for it on a Steam sale and have since sunk 1000+ hours into it over, I dunno, ten years? Hades, Bloodstained, FTL, Stardew Valley, Slay the Spire, Disco Elysium, Dicey Dungeons, and Vampire Survivors are all at or under 20 bux. I don't understand why anyone allows the AAA part of the industry to let them charge 70 bux for their unfinished, broken bullshit. Oh wait. I know why. It's because most video game nerds are craven, consumerist hogs. I forgot that for a second.
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You want a Universal Paperclips? Because this is how you get a Universal Paperclips.
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Professor Moriarty posted:Mr Evrart is helping me find my bag of gifts. Coppotype: jolly cop
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great big cardboard tube posted:That dude is 40+ with multiple children. This is a ringer situation "Nothin' in the rules that says a gammon can't play basketball."
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freeedr posted:security Is mortals' chiefest enemy Yeah. MacBeth was getting owned by semantics while the Witch King was still in diapers.
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Holy poo poo the "expert" being interviewed here might be the dumbest man alive.
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Armitag3 posted:In the end, this meeting could’ve been an email lol 
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Sorry, but if you let your dog teabag you for more than a second, then you're enjoying it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Anxiety is a huge problem in modern society. Perhaps we need to return to tradition. "Particularly recommended"
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Tree Bucket posted:That's why he looks so angry. He's shouting at the weapon's designer. Reminds me of a great line in Zach Parson's My Tank is Fight!, something like, "While it could create such a handheld rocket system, Nazi engineering had yet to create a human face that could withstand the flames the rocket shot directly into the operator."
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Nenonen posted:No, it was just cold in Michelangelo's studio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg15igrdJT4
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dr_rat posted:Garak was never a criminal he was just a simple tailor. Scoreboard, Romulairures. 
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fartknocker posted:Any discussion of “movies you only watch once” needs to include Come and See. Also, Dear Zachary Edit: I had a similar experience as someone described above for Grave of the Fireflies. My buddy and I rented every anime in our local Hollywood Video over many months (yes, accidentally finding a misfiled hentai along the way). But another time we got Grave of the Fireflies and hoooo boy it sure was not the teen drama or whatever magical bullshit we thought it was going to be. Railing Kill has a new favorite as of 22:38 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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Humphreys posted:I literally broke things in my house in anger after the bombshell in that one. I hear that. I've seen most of the movies on the list in this derail, but Dear Zachary is the one that hit me the hardest because it is a documentary (and because of the turn in the middle). It's not a spoiler to say that the premise of the movie itself is gut-wrenching from the first minute, way before the hard turn. I've recommended it to a few friends but I always do so with ample, no jokes content warnings, and I do the same here to anyone reading this.
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Cartoon Man posted:From the hockey thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rQzFOgdcu0
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credburn posted:Got this book today at a St. Vincent. I Before E (Except After C): Old-School Ways to Remember Stuff. It's full of the weirdest and goofiest mnemonics, like these. SAD PERRSONSS You say it like a cartoon snake. "Asmodeussss..."
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Scratch Monkey posted:https://i.imgur.com/XfxQZlX.mp4 New Northern Boys video looking good.
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Busket Posket posted:Yup yup yup. Postcoital douching was better than nothing (less than 50% effective) but not as scandalous or sinful as more effective contraceptives, so “feminine hygiene” became a wink-wink-nudge-nudge phrase for birth control.  "CARELESS or ignorant ABOUT FEMININE HYGIENE"
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Redneck Coppotype Harry Dubois
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