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That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
And that's why yo' dick is so small.

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That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

It's not DiGiorno, it's DELIVERY! :iamafag:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
We named the DOG Indiana! /accent

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Disappointed no one has put David Cassidy on this yet.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Supreme Grand Champion of The Floor Is Lava

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

My kindred spirit animals. I too snore and fart in long squeaky sighs.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Absolutely read that as "pornography."

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Bombadilillo posted:

To many people to have them all write about Maine. Doesn't check out. Someone would have gone rogue.

Two words: Duma what is this even about Key

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

I'm torn between
:derp: SPIDERS!!! :derp:

and
:neckbeard: MULCH!!! :neckbeard:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Hirayuki posted:

My parents' cars had consecutive plates like this; so did the cars at my best friend's house down the street :shrug: It just comes down to when you register them.

Wouldn't it make more sense for the last digit to increase if it was done consecutively, though?

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Casu Marzu posted:

Oh hey I was a corporate travel agent for just under two years. A lot of the agencies survive on corporate bookings and just do leisure travel on the side for extra revenue.

A lot of corporate people have insane itineraries, like 5 or 6 cities, including a trip over the Atlantic and back, in under a week. Groups of top level people traveling together for 2 cities while Jim jumps a head 3 cities and meets back up with everyone to fly back to home base. poo poo like that. It's hard enough to coordinate everyone's itineraries and mileage accounts and rewards bullshit and available classes that a lot of companies will pay a travel agent to gently caress with it.

It was easy work, commissions were still pretty big, and the perks were fantastic. A lot of the IATA discounts were :discourse: too.

I worked for a bank that had an entire department killed in a plane crash, so going forward the poor agents had to figure out how to separate employees so their travel couldn't result in corporate collapse. :ghost:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Pastry of the Year posted:

I want so many testicles I can't sit down without plastic hippos snapping at me

This poo poo is why :10bux: was worth every penny.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

Or if after they've stopped you from bleeding out you need like, physical therapy to walk again, tough poo poo.

My insurance required X amount of physical therapy visits before they'd approve surgery for something that cannot be fixed by anything BUT surgery. I kept asking reception what my copay was or would be and they brushed it off as "Oh, they'll just bill you." loving $40 a visit! For a half hour of me doing exercises in front of witnesses, three times a week. I flat out told my surgeon afterwards I will not do PT again, I will use YouTube and wing it.

Also, my head anesthesiologist and his second in command billed me for $300 each about a day after I got home. Super prompt.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

The Edgar Suit was not preserved well :(

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
Man just get one of those car dent suction cups and he'll be right as rain!

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Maaan this one got me. I was all ready to road trip to see the giant water tower shaped like a bug somewhere. Bummed.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

It looks like the rubber is breaking down, so it will be unable to toot much anyway. My dad had one and used it (outside!) on New Years and when Penn State would win a game. The bulb cracked in the '90s and that was the end of that. But thanks for the sweet memories :gbsmith:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

Seriouspost: Not if that spy did their basic training, i.e. read this:



Incredibly 10 pages ago but I had that book! The parts on leaving coded messages boggled my mind. I don't know how I acquired it though... maybe a fellow spy slipped it to me.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Wizard Master posted:




(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Doesn't the placement of this indicate he shot his own self with the arrow?!

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

It has the consistency of tough bread, but has a liquid center like a lava cake. I don't really understand this.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
You can buy the frozen Arby's fries at the grocery now, also Checkers and Red Robin fries too. Best Arby food is the fire roasted Philly, get the au jus with it.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

As god as my witness, the moose says...

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

TontoCorazon posted:

What if we replaced the balls with live grenades?

I've been saying for years if they replaced a third of the balls with exploding balls people would actually pay good money to watch golf.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

omg she looks like an ice cream sundae with eyes!! :3:

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Jamesman posted:

Was it because of the tiny prick that went along with them?

ohhh shiiiiit. I ugly laughed out loud at this one. :stat: :wal:

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That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Holy christ, just the black tower part of this kicked around my grandparents house for years in the early 80s and none of us had any idea what it was or what it was for or which of the grandkids left it there. It made noises. The batteries never ran out. The neurons holding this memory haven't lit up in over 20 years now. The internet is amazing.

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