BrianBoitano posted:Its spiritual successor: This is beautiful. Some days I feel proud of our dumb world
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 03:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:25 |
You made him so mad he misspelled your name
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 18:22 |
The General posted:Looks like first down at 44.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 19:03 |
By B. Kliban
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 10:56 |
Memento posted:Not just military food, but Russian military food. Guy makes a valiant attempt to make lemonade from the evergreen "lol Taco Bell turns your digestive system into a war zone" meme, but throws it all away on a novel misuse of "crescendo"
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 03:56 |
poo poo, we were hoping you could tell us E: apparently it's either Andrew Dice Clay or this https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/2mkaj6/field_rations_go_gourmet/cm50lzk/
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 05:06 |
oldpainless posted:The word "sinister" was created solely to describe this man in this picture. But he's drinking with his right hand ???
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 14:45 |
Having a big framed mirror at eye level above a fireplace is just about as baffling as having a picture of a ceiling fan tbh
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 20:55 |
Because this has given me so many belly laughs, our own Aramek on a cold read:
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 19:26 |
My family members
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 02:05 |
The Bloop posted:I was in Hawaii recently and.... Fried pies! Deep fried nostalgia Right Slice about 2 weeks ago
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 05:43 |
Hihohe posted:Im telling people McDs is gonna morph into The Nutrient Receiving for Ingestion place. Where the building is just a room filled with tables under food anuses that dispense a nutrient rich paste (it has everything the lower class laborer needs for continued survival (it tastes like chicken nuggets)). How does all this track with their switching from frozen to fresh beef? Getting mixed messages here
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 19:42 |
Saw this in the store today: ... As opposed to ... what?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 21:16 |
the camera couldn't even keep up with him at one point
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 22:53 |
Phteven no
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 01:06 |
Kids hiding it from their parents. E: Or sad dudes hiding it from their wives
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 04:20 |
Elias_Maluco posted:Not bad for a good english curse IMHO http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/287
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 00:38 |
Seen on the walk to work
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 00:09 |
BHCPNMRMC ? I don't get it
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 03:39 |
Didn't help that the classic Mac OS type code for gifs (4 characters) was GIFt.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 12:19 |
trickybiscuits posted:Long answer: Phillips was an itinerant, self-taught portraitist who was active for about fifty years. His style developed so much during that time that his work was once thought to have been done by at least three different people. Even at the start of his career his work was attractive and well-composed, and by the 1820s he was able to depict sitters' features with character and accuracy. He is considered one of the most technically adept, prolific, and downright likable American folk painters. This portrait accurately shows the early-19th-century style for tall shirt collars for men, which often dug into the chin and sometimes prevented the wearer from turning his head. Another fun fact, that tall collar style came about because of King George IV, who was a playboy and a vain motherfucker but grew up to be a huge gluttonous fatass and wanted to hide the fact that he had a gross dewlap. Of course everyone imitated him
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 12:37 |
drat brilliant
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 11:25 |
beato posted:Forgot colour changing removable fur. How would they know?
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 10:46 |
He's got a wicked clue
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# ¿ May 2, 2017 13:52 |
Oh hey, it's the guy from Eye of Argon. he was an Ecordian
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 17:11 |
13chag Lmfao
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# ¿ May 15, 2017 13:39 |
Tricky Ed posted:I am not a fan of everything Kanye does, but I did change my opinion of him after listening to more of his stuff. Mainly he is ridiculous and self-obsessed, and that goes into everything he puts out. He's solipsism and egotism in human form. Nobody's had it tougher or worked harder. Nobody's ever turned less into more. He slips between self-awareness and obliviousness, sometimes in the same song. Sometimes he's trite, sometimes he's surprisingly profound, but he's never apologetic. I hate when a perfectly good simple gag gets ruined by carelessness. Like ... are they trying to pull off some second level pun there? Am I out of the loop for not knowing who Kayne is?
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# ¿ May 18, 2017 13:36 |
In deep enough water the eggs are usually called the crabs.
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# ¿ May 28, 2017 08:37 |
Bogan King posted:So people know that it is food grade ice and safe to be around other foods you want to use to keep cool / put in drinks or what ever. Rather than just frozen mank water that could be used to chill something but you wouldn't want to ingest. Seems pretty sensible to have the FDA to regulate something that - while not of any caloric value - is consumed. Could they not label it as FOOD GRADE or POTABLE or SAFE TO EAT or something clear like that? Instead of something so bizarre we've been talking for like a page about what it could possibly mean?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:52 |
spog posted:Anyone* in the UK can run for local election: they just need to stump up a £500 deposit. And this is post Tarquin Fintim-Limbim-Whimbim-Lim Bus Stop-F’Tang-F’Tang-Olé-Biscuit-Barrel
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 13:42 |
Bloody Hedgehog posted:Do the germans have a word for "settling for the only option available, and pretending it's cool and trendy and what you actually want to stave off crushing depression"? Afraid there's already a mainstream ad campaign doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLtZlTSbYw Also I thought "buggy whip manufacturers" was the go-to obsolescence poster child.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 16:59 |
Such a gooda knoife! Whenever I eat sushi I can't help but mumble to myself "Perhaps you want to cat some pickeled gingeres" as I chopstick them
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 12:50 |
What the hell is your frame of reference for bandicoots Oh wait, right, video games
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 12:03 |
Elias_Maluco posted:That aint funny but those are really some handsome rabbits Remastered edition of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter getting some nice new cover art I see
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 23:30 |
I mean hell, why aren't they all twerking
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2017 03:42 |
Solice Kirsk posted:Because it was part of the historical record and a couple decades before there was a giant war specifically to stop Force users. Also it was proven to be real in the first movie. Everyone's seen the first movie so Han should have known better. Frankly all the new SW movies seem to make more sense if you just pretend the prequels don't exist. As far as I'm concerned that's the intent.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 14:15 |
OPE'N
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 13:09 |
That's how you're supposed to rollerblade on hills too, huh?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 02:14 |
Every time you pull up to a stop sign it's like that scene from Indiana Jones
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 06:21 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:25 |
OMG I heard the HEHEHHUEHUEHE in my head before I even scrolled down
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 15:20 |