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That woman getting her boob licked by that cat is way too calm. I have a cat who likes to lick me and I can't be shirtless around her because she would try to 'groom' my nipples.
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"Dear Penthouse..."
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The funny thing is the electoral college system was created to prevent an idiot (or "someone of low character" or something similar) from being sworn into office.
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Forgall posted:It was created to give more power to the slaveowners, but, you know, whatever makes you feel better. Presumably back then, "guy who thinks slavery might not be all that hot" would be considered an idiot.
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captainOrbital posted:Crumpet-blighters, dick-spotters, mash-bangers, those types of things. Well that make sense, since "white slavery" is prostitution.
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anatomi posted:Is the joke here that only an rear end in a top hat has the phone out during a movie (not to mention takes photos of people at the cinema)? Get Out is about a black guy being creeped out by white people trying too hard to prove they are cool with black people and then it turns out they have been transplanting brains of old whites into the bodies of young blacks to both extend their lives and fit in more with modern America.
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Dr. Clockwork posted:"Is loved" or "I sharted"? hmm I thought it says "California is hosed".
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ultrabindu posted:did she trip or did Kanye push her over? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inBh08SJhCY
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Solice Kirsk posted:That is not it's toe! Well in the original song you're supposed to do it to the guy, not the tiger.
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Stretch Marx posted:If Chuck Tingle was a website. By the way, I checked his Amazon page and still no fidget spinner story. These are his latest:  
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Now they're making movies out of Funko Pop figures?
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Let the pandas go extinct, lindworms are in now.
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https://twitter.com/GWillowWilson/status/868990746178666499
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Knormal posted:Micheal Bay's Wuzzles reboot sucks. Those images are way too static and un-dynamic for Bay. This looks more like Avatar (The Last Airbender) done by Tarsem Singh.
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https://twitter.com/Fusion/status/869773590517891073 edit: https://twitter.com/mskristinawong/status/869782959473152000 edit 2: 
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AtomD posted:In general, the quality of an animated movie is inversely proportional to how popular the voice actors are as live-action actors. On the other hand, Patrick Stewart is an experienced voice actor and really funny.
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Now show us the product we can order to solve this problem.
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If you just drench those apples in honey, I'd eat it.   
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That's some quality James Joyce, you pleb.
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How many school libraries have every Goosebumps book?
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"For prayer purposes only. Non-eatable. Do not consume." In case anyone was wondering.
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Considering that Pitbull went all the way to that Walmart in Alaska, I'd totally believe that he would record a track for an album like that if it's for a contest winner or something.
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100? There have been dicks in artwork for every century humanity lived.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I saw this movie the other day and yeah I couldn't quite figure out what his purpose was. I missed the first 20 minutes or so, maybe they explained it? The original Robocop was directed by Paul Verhoevan. Having diegetic news, tv shows and ads are part of his style and the Sam Jackson scenes in the Robocop remake was an homage to that. See also Starship Troopers and the military recruitment ads. The Robocop live action TV show also used this, so it's definitely seen as a Robocop 'thing'. The original directors of the Han Solo movie were Lord & Miller who did the 21 Jump Street movies and Clone High. Apparently, the movie they were making became too "irreverent" and had too much improvisation not unlike their previous work. To me, this means their understanding of Star Wars is more in line with what George Lucas had in mind than what Lawrence Kasdan (who is writing the movie, and also wanted Return of The Jedi to end with Luke putting on Vader's helmet and taking over the Empire). They did not bail, Lucasfilm fired them after 6 moths of filming with 3 more weeks to go. The MSJ has a new favorite as of 00:43 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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Steven Seagal worked with Katherine Heigl once and said to her that he had a girlfriend her age. This was on the set of Under Siege 2. Heigl was 16. Here is a picture of Seagal and Heigl together back then.
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Data Graham posted:Frankly all the new SW movies seem to make more sense if you just pretend the prequels don't exist. As far as I'm concerned that's the intent. Everything Lucasfilm did after Disney bought them suggests otherwise.
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Hollismason posted:I masticate regularly in my kitchen. I masticate with Snap and Loopin while on a broom outside of Enoby's bathroom window.
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Not surprised one of those creepy people who keep commenting on Amy Schumer article and videos would identify himself as a Joey Salads fan.
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This is what happens when Nintendon't.
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