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Aleph Null posted:He was destined to be Billy Dee Williams cousin? Urban legend is that the picture made him look so much like his dad that it's what triggered his plastic surgery obsession.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 21:33 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:04 |
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Helith posted:[/url] They are overrun Oh man, New Zealand has bolthole invaders.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 13:59 |
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That would explain why Mad Martigan was fisted to death by an Asian prostitute.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 14:51 |
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Rumda posted:That'll be if Frank Miller cowrote it. No, Frank Miller like to kill prostitutes, Chris Claremont reportedly likes to pay them to dress like Xmen characters and then have them dom him.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 18:02 |
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Chapter 2 and 3 are what to expect but Chapter 1 is some James Joyce level poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 13:16 |
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Batman V Superman.
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 00:14 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If he'd put any kind of effort into making his scooter like even the tiniest bit like Lobo's space bike it would have been badass but I don't think he's going for Lobo, I think he's supposed to be Dethklok: Metalocolypse, jazzy and all.
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# ¿ May 15, 2017 20:00 |
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The General posted:I can't tell fact from fake news anymore. If it was real "Please Iron Sheets" would read "Please, Iron Sheiks"
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 00:57 |
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Yeah it sucks how all the interesting batman designs for the movie are all different movie chain exclusives. At least the Alamo Drafthouse got the Adam West version in the movie.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 16:25 |
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Wasn't it in WoW because keke is lol in S. Korean?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 02:07 |
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Pakled posted:The earliest recorded joke is a fart joke from about 4000 years ago. Shakespeare put a yo momma joke in 'Titus Andronicus' Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?” Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.” Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.” Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 17:13 |
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They're not racist, they have historically black friends.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2017 19:35 |
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Are piss showers how Ewoks grow up to be Wookiees?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 19:31 |
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Rolo posted:Don't forget his best cameo: Your link was wrong, I fixed it for you https://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=2njybc286#/watch?v=A3L0gVSpHP0
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 13:58 |
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I don't know, his penis is apparently 1/5 the length of his body.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 21:56 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Comedians care about that stuff. People have known Cosby was a rapist for decades and very few cared. If he'd stolen joke he'd have been a pariah. They're very selective about it though, Denis Leary stole his entire act from Bill Hicks and it didn't hurt his career any. It's like any other group of extremely emotionally damaged people, if you have the right friends no one will ever give you shut for the terrible things you do.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 13:58 |
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Picnic Princess posted:The only reason to go to Denny's is to end up there because you live a lovely life with no purpose. He's just projecting. He was certainly projecting all over your mom last night.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 05:13 |
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Data Graham posted:Every time you pull up to a stop sign it's like that scene from Indiana Jones I know I remember my Charlemagne every time I see a stop sign.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 13:28 |
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Elfgames posted:Lucifer as the name for satan or any fallen angel is basically fanfiction bullshit made up way after the fact. It's just a title meaning Light Bringer. In Revelations Jesus refers to himself as Lucifer.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 21:19 |
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Dreddout posted:The sterilization bit yeah, but the brainwashing pheremons bit is from an official book. The pheromone stuff has been in since the very first Tau codex, they didn't add it in after the fact.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 05:33 |
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mind the walrus posted:Adult Ball Pits will never not be the stupidest idea. I was thinking like low-hanging climbing netting, rubber-coated bar structures to climb, the occasional slide or balance beam, maybe grip challenges over dedicated soft landing zones. The only challenge I see is preventing 18-40 year old swole energy demons from going way too hard on the equipment and limiting casual, invigorating play for everyone else. Well see if you don't change your tune when you get an extra 10 minutes in the pit on your birthday.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2017 03:12 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It's the style! Jeez! Can't be, there's no onion hanging from any of them.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 14:20 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Novel reading? I prefer to believe to believe that the novel part is an adjective instead of the object. Like they got thrown in there for reading stuff in New and novel ways.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 12:23 |
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ultrabindu posted:Is this the same kind of poo poo that resulted in one of JFK's sisters getting a lobotomy? No, she had brain damage as a result of difficulties during birth.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 14:34 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Lobotomies were uncomfortably common at the time. They were being touted as this new cure-all for any behavioral problems and it's terrifying that that was a thing. Not at the time she had hers. She had one of the first frontal lobotomies performed in the country. Joseph probably had good intentions since he definitively loved her but he wouldn't have hid the procedure from the rest of the family until after the fact of he thought it was entirely up and up.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 17:56 |
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Not like it's a historic process, a number of missionaries run the same way in parts Africa and the near east.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 00:36 |
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Paladinus posted:What about blow jobs with pineapple? Well if you eat a lot of pineapple she more likely to swallow, so even better?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 01:37 |
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Be right back, I have a business proposal to pitch to Netfflix.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 05:23 |
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Cythereal posted:We're ahead of Germany, Ireland, I think France, and a number of other western European countries, too. Even the USA can do something right socially every once in a while. Yeah, unfortunately when the homophobes realized they were losing in the US they started looking elsewhere and ended up in Africa. A lot of the really oppressive anti gay laws that have caught notoriety were heavily influenced by US pastors going on missionary trips and fire and brimstoning about homosexuality.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 18:37 |
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I've been trying to think of the answer to that but I'm at a loss.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 16:01 |
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"Yeah, I'll be the first to admit the photo I use on Tinder is a few years old."
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 05:35 |
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"Snake, your mission is to infiltrate the ranch and disable their mobile weapon platform prototypes, code named Metal Steer."
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 19:55 |
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Collateral Damage posted:The man is the US, the tiger is Russia, the snake is China and the train is the inevitability of war. Who does the muscle dude that's about to suplex the train represent?
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 19:26 |
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That's probably for the best, drops from Lockheed Martin have a terrible issue with randomly deleting the user's character for no reason.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 06:00 |
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Jabberlock posted:The 3st is real. It better be, I've been obeying it for years.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2017 13:43 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:It's like an anti-merkin. Look, just because it kneels during the national anthem doesn't mean it's against the values the song stands for.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 19:13 |
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Dreddout posted:The hentai incident sounds extremely ominous, apparently there were only 6 survivors Yeah, it was one of the worst Guns N Roses albums.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 20:07 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The Father, the Bun, and the Holy Toast? I never sausage blasphemy.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 21:42 |
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mind the walrus posted:For the deer this was like the Starchild sequence from 2001-- loads of strange lights and sensations it can't explain at increasing velocity until it was vomited back into space-time it could comprehend. But for the woman? It was Tuesday.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 02:55 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:04 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Excuse me, but I think the word you're looking for is Count Penisula. If you're going to refer to the man you could at least use his full title.
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