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tactlessbastard posted:If you need a plunger for your sink you're doing it wrong. I know, right? Shouldn't you be using the sink with the garbage disposal when you poo poo?
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The full moon is what gets me here.
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Bobby Digital posted:What if he only half-presses A? He says neigh to such actions. It's either a full press or no press at all.
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Powaqoatse posted:I have such a bad hunger for junk food right now This was the first GIS for grease salt mouth. 
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:I remember eating haw flakes as a kid when my dad was going through radiation therapy and went on a traditional Chinese medicine craze (we aren't Chinese, he just got disillusioned with western medicine and became a naturopathic crazy). I wouldn't say they taste good, but they're kind of compelling? They're impossible to explain. Like Vienna Sausages?
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Trastion posted:And what is wrong with that? Pepsi is better than Coke. There was a taste test and everything. It's science. You can't fight that, man.
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Kwyndig posted:Just because one brand of acid tastes better than the other doesn't make it better. Which one dissolves mice faster? Upon Googling, "which pop dissolves mice faster" I found a bunch of results about Mountain Dew doing it pretty well!
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Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:please tell us what sword would be better and post a picture of yourself with one The Sword of Omens would be better.
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RatHat posted:If eating them can literally kill someone how are they able to be sold? Caveat emptor?
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Apr 29, 2017 03:38
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queserasera posted:Who needs that much icing? I can't even eat the thin layer on cinnamon rolls. Look at his face. It's totally a lubrication thing.
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Apr 29, 2017 19:15
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They say every picture is worth a thousand words, and I want to know these thousand words.
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May 1, 2017 16:19
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What the hell was supposed to be happening in that panel? Besides the farting.
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May 3, 2017 19:20
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swordfish duelist posted:I'd rather drink myself to death than to deal with choking on my own feces. "Man, this beer tastes like poo poo." "I don't want to hear that from you."
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Jeffrey Dahmer cosplay?
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May 16, 2017 01:55
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So Trump has his ice cream cummies style.
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May 18, 2017 20:28
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Sucrose posted:I think Pirates: A Fight Dance Story would bring in at least 100mil at the box office. The first one was when he infiltrated, but was turned to their side. The second is him baking ties with the agency, but by using the skills taught by the Cannibal Cabal.
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May 19, 2017 20:19
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Why the hell would Sony be able to tell Disney how to use their properties?
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May 26, 2017 20:19
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I'm pretty sure I've fought all of those on the Final Fantasy games.
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May 30, 2017 01:22
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If I could edit .gifs, I'd throw a QTE notification in there.
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Jun 15, 2017 02:50
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Mo' Knuckles, mo' problems.
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Jul 5, 2017 21:49
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Milk chocolate is good poo poo, man.
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Jul 10, 2017 00:08
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They were Big Dog shirts, weren't they?
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Aleph Null posted:I thought they were a hip-hop group for the longest time. They aren't, are they? They were kind of a rock/rap group. At least on their first two albums, which were pretty alright. I only heard one songoff the third album, which was about two too many for me.
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Hirayuki posted:Jason Bateman's doing all right. He was 12 when he debuted in Little House on the Prairie. I don't think trying to breastfeed Elmo qualifies as "all right".
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The playground equipment at my elementary school was dinosaurs; pterodactyl swingsets, climable stegosaurus, brontosaurus with slides and a pole to climb to his head. My school closed about ten years after I left and someone bought it and uses it as their house now. They kept the playground equipment.
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RFC2324 posted:I want to marry that someone. I'd love to just see what the guy did with it. From what I heard, he got the place for a song and dance, and I'm insanely curious to know how you refit an elementary school to be a house.
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Dampen parkway spuds reporting for duty.
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theflyingorc posted:thats a sheep im so mad at ewe
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And then we shoot the border collies with the LOSAT, right?
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Oct 3, 2017 18:36
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But his drinkin' arm is healed!
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Nov 20, 2017 21:34
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Anonymous Zebra posted:Her children will also be American citizens and the thus eligible to become president of the United States. Meaning there is a small but nonzero percent chance that a future president of the United States may also be in line for the British throne. So, hypothetically, if one of those children did become President and the monarch over there kicked the bucket and our President was next in line, would they be President and King/Queen? Or would they go to their royal duties, resigning from the presidency?
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I'm thinking that's not why the chicken crossed the road.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I repeat what I hear at Festivus. So, then, you're ready for the feats of strength?
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Wasn't Verrit the Twitter platform for racists and Nazis? Edit: I should include a picture with this snipe. 
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DACK FAYDEN posted:That's Gab. Verrit was Twitter with eight-digit "verrit codes" for every tweet that linked to factchecking, pushed by the kind of people who wrote thinkpieces about how woke Hillary's campaign was. Oh, yeah, that's right. Why isn't Twitter good enough for these people?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:There are more astronauts from Ohio than basically anywhere else. Like seriously there's a lot of them. The common joke is that Ohio sucks so much that people are rushing to leave the Earth entirely to get the gently caress away from it. I've said it for years, but Ohio is the New Jersey of the Midwest.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:So, uh... context? There's an evil Goku rolling around, called Goku Black.
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Mar 26, 2018 10:56
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The phrase "Harder than Chinese arithmetic" might have more meanings than I thought.
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Choco1980 posted:The old show Medium went by these rules. There was an episode where the oldest daughter got a job babysitting, and the little kid's "imaginary friend" turned out to be the ghost of this ahole incel type dude who died in his high school mascot outfit and was mad at the kid's mom for being hot so would tell the kid to misbehave while dressed in a stupid beaver outfit or something. What? Just what?
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He's staring at them like they've got the banjos that killed his pa and took away his ability to walk.
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