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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

"Roasting teeth mold"

:psyduck:

As in a dentist making a mold of teeth

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

cohsae posted:

Oh my god whoever did that deserves a medal. loving amazing.

Pepsi's marketing pays off as throwing cans of it at cops spreads.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

We Know Catheters posted:

Why are so many of those people obsessed with the Roman Empire?

Fascism is fan fiction of actual government. Gotta base it on something.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
That vest is going to have a backstory.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

DontMockMySmock posted:

Why are they genetically engineered to have tiny, tiny heads?

Smaller hit box for head shots.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Doesn't this mean mankind wouldn't have been redeemed and salvation would be impossible

Shooting God would both resolve this issue and be theologically consistent.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Cat like scribing detected.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

The owl hunts the viper. The viper that vashes and vipes the vindows.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Loudly disliking a food is a great replacement for a personality.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Why don’t we ever hear moderate Phillies speak out against this sort of phanaticism?

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

What do hypermasculine straight men usually build out of q-tips?



Pod racing stadiums.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Phy posted:

Cartoonishly slipping on my discarded dick skin

You gotta watch your step at a bris.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Moot . posted:

Yeah Bass and Bass Pro Shops are wildly different things

One is for amateurs and one is for pros.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
So that’s what the Holy Ghost does.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

The Ape of Naples posted:

I cook on a misshapen rock.

I lean my self heating meals against a rock or something.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Strange aeons indeed for Uwe Boll to be elevated to "hero we deserve."

He taught an important lesson. Getting mad about video games and movies deserves a punch in head.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
The mechanics of the Matrix make more sense if they were extracting money from humans instead of energy. Every person accumulating debt from invisible fees to be fed into the financial algorithms at the heart of the machine. Entirely pointless but that’s what the machine was built to do.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Phy posted:

Or you can just skull Cure Disease potions like its oktoberfest

Can’t get covid if you are a werewolf.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:

if physics are real then how can bees fly?
checkmate atheist's

As show in the documentary Bee Movie, bees have enough money to ignore laws like gravity, age of consent, and vehicular manslaughter.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

krinklechip posted:

What's the containment procedures for this SCP?

This was the containment. The SCP was the industrial revolution.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Why didn’t they just add 3 more tires and turn the elk into a car?

Beep beep

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Sand worms like the planet is big litter box.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Redundant, all of the simon + garfunkel can go in the simon OR garfunkel, you need simon XOR garfunkel.

The + is string concatenation.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

flavor.flv posted:

I still can't tell Jimmy Fallon and Chris Kattan apart, but now I can thankfully assume any time I see one that it's Jimmy Fallon since Kattan is no longer famous

Lorne Michaels has a “type”.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Splitting Guybrush’s naive and wacky aspects into two separate characters was a problem for the Pirates sequels. They both have to be there but didn’t really establish why the two would keep hanging out so it all gets convoluted. I realize characters in a movie need someone else to talk to but there are better options.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Heath posted:

They called it Soylent

Nerds think repeating things from sci-fi movies make them smart.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Phanatic posted:

The LHC *did* just start back up.

They need to turn up the power more.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Why did they take the before picture of the chicken?

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

marshmallow creep posted:

Is that some kind of "I don't believe you" spam bot or did that video just truly break a person's brain?

I’m guessing someone doing a bit and the bit becomes their entire personality.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Trabant posted:

Hallmark's The Christmas House included a (white) gay couple, and I'm sure/hope it caused an aneurysm or two.

The people this would upset get angry for profit. If there is nothing to be gained, then they won’t feel the slightest bit bad.

Bar Crow has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Oct 4, 2022

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

rydiafan posted:

Victor Frankenstein dropped out of school before becoming a doctor.

He has a separate doctoral degree in education from the University of Delaware.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

rydiafan posted:

No, I P. A! is good!

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
House is playing Scrabble the whole episode and doesn’t figured out the disease until all the letters are knocked onto the floor.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Drone_Fragger posted:

The time cost involved in separating a squirrel carcass from its value is greater than the amount you could possibly make from it. You wouldnt walk past 5 bucks because it costs nothing to pick it up. But it costs 15 bucks in labour to prep a squirrel for sale so by walking past it you're saving 10 bucks.

Cannot believe that a billionaire would forget about labour coats.

The implicit assumption is that the labor is stolen. Being rich is based on leveraging stolen labor.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

Entirely possible the owner put the graffiti on themselves.

Entirely on a flat surface away from windows for easier cleaning. Better spray paint usage than usual “Blacks Rule” though.

Bar Crow has a new favorite as of 18:56 on May 13, 2024

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Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Soul Dentist posted:

I think AI content should be probateable outside of AI threads

Yes. Garbage goes in the garbage can.

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