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Comptroll The Forums posted:*furiously googles "oven safe dildos"* No need; the dildo was clearly added after the cake was baked (inserted from the bottom so there wouldn't be a visible hole in the top layer). Edit: poo poo, new page. Stolen from the old thread. 
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Is this a  joke that I don't understand, or is it just a bird sitting on a football field ?
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Wrong thread ?
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Here, I've fixed the problem:
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Life Savers Musk sounds like a cologne you'd wear to attract fatties. I wasn't aware until recently that apparently musk is a uniquely Australian flavour. I can't describe it, but it's loving delicious, for the record.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Awwwww, I super wanna do this, but I have had terrible luck getting packages in and out of China. Nope. They make black forest ones, though, which are, in my opinion, much better. Munchables posted:Are there restaurants in Oz that serve kangaroo meat? On Australia day, kangaroo, emu and crocodile pizza is a fairly common sight. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 10:59 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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Mar 21, 2017 10:56
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but do they still make raspberry Tim-Tams? Found them once in Tokyo, never found them again!
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Karate Bastard posted:Roo burger is deece. If you want to know how it tastes imagine eating bambi. Grilled and thinly sliced, on some sort of Vietnamese-inspired salad is delicious.
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Tiggum posted:Is this a real thing? Where do you get it? Local pizza places, not chain restaurants. Especially food trucks that pop up around beaches and showgrounds on Australia day.
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Quick, someone shop scuba tanks onto them !
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If this answers the "how dogs would wear pants" question, then dogs have mistaken pants for some sort of dungaree/chaps combo. The hero Gotham deserves:  Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Im trying to pick out a racing suit for my camel, but these all look the same. Why is it wearing one of those rastafarian hats as a mask ?
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The user manual for my old car stated that the left and right indicators (turn signals) clicked at different speeds so that the vision impaired could tell which blinker was on.
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trapped mouse posted:
I've had nightmares that look like Tommy Price.
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I've seen this before, but this is the first time I've noticed that it says "1 pint of a very cold meat", and it's somehow infinitely more hilarious to me than "1 pint of very cold meat".
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Room temperature all the way Seconded.
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Somehow, when I opened the video, my innocent little brain genuinely was not expecting it to be porn.
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TheNothingNew posted:Wait, so do the Musk Lifesavers just taste like Violet Mints? Because we have those in the US, though I've never even seen anyone buy them except on a dare. Nope; similar idea definitely, but not the same flavour.
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I was born in '91, and I don't think I've ever seen a porn mag, except the ones for sale in newsagents. e: poo poo, new page. 
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ZipOtter posted:Tattoos were weird in the 60s. I thought this too, because my brain couldn't comprehend a bra being $2.79.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:This entire gallery. I call bullshit. That knife next to the orange doesn't have any bean juice on it. Memento posted:*of a certain age The thing about smartphones is that you no longer have to keep porn. You just click on that little icon that says 'Safari', open a private tab, type "big tit midget anal", and try not to get bodily fluids in the headphone jack. And when you're done, the shame disappears into the ether with a single tap of your finger. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Apr 7, 2017 |
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This poo poo is unnaturally delicious.
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PaulBearer posted:And that toy car thing by the window, so this guy probably has little kids in the house and a shotgun, pistol and at least five magazines for a loving AK-47. Also, is that black thing on the windowsill a pair of binoculars ?
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Good to see the Hunger Games and subsequent war haven't dampened his talents.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The source video may or may not clear things up: I was at least 99% certain that that picture in on the wall of Jesus holding a stethoscope was going to come to life and kill the survives.
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This is a really stupid thing to admit to, but it never occurred to me that someone actually created Clippy. Like, someone came up with the idea, then went through the entire development process. It probably took months to create Clippy. I'm suddenly seeing the world in a whole new light.
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Quiet Feet posted:If I was ever in London, I'd chase the Queen around the carpark of Buckingham Palace with dog poo poo on the end of a golf club. And how exactly do you think you'd get in ? Have you not seen the ferocious bastards that guard that place ?  I mean, look at that fecking bayonet !
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Baron von Eevl posted:At my friend's wedding the officiant pronounced the groom's father's name wrong. His name is Bernard. This one is totally understandable; Americans (and possibly Canadians ?) pronounce Bernard differently than the rest of the English-speaking world.
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Wait, this is the actual product packaging ? But those are almonds.
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Does anyone have a link to the tumblr that just posts pictures of animals in the backgrounds of amateur porn ? Ninja edit: I found http://indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/ (  , obviously), but I'm pretty sure there was another one.I also found http://catswatchingyouhavesex.tumblr.com/, which is mildly amusing. Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 01:56 on May 3, 2017 |
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Yep, already found it, but thanks.
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Memento posted:This isn't safe for work but you should see it anyway. I would absolutely try that. Probably not with a friend and a cameraman watching, though.
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plain blue jacket posted:That sounds painful Whatever floats your boat, though, I guess. But how is he going to power it ?
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Not a picture, I'm afraid, but this Specsavers advert makes me laugh every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7V3cdQ1lpY
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Ziv Zulander posted:You gotta post this one too 
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I'm glad this little guy's having a good day  (even if he has been put through a mangle)
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canyoneer posted:No the men want to be friends with me because they think I'm a cool guy but the women are nice because they are in love with me for the same reason The men are trying to make your acquaintance in hopes of discovering where you purchased your fedora.
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syscall girl posted:Insanely sick Alan Alda ?
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