The MSJ posted:

States grouped so that they have the same population as California.

Who What Now posted:

Mom's love Ryan Reynolds

The Bananana posted:

Amy looks like she's dying of thirst.

"Water? Water!?"

Moon Slayer posted:

Very few things make a person angrier than someone else liking a comedian that they don't. Doubly so if that comedian is an outspoken woman.

Karate Bastard posted:

Well



neither are you!!!!

Hra Mormo posted:

Didn't watch the whole thing obviously but what I did watch was all garbage. I don't give a poo poo if a comedian steals jokes from another one but if one would you'd think they'd steal something that was actually funny in the first place.

canyoneer posted:

Bill Cosby, Tim Allen, Larry The Cable Guy, and PewDiePie

terrenblade posted:

No, the original reboot was good.

Bogan King posted:

Shrapnig posted:

Lack of a sense of humor/inability to respect an opinion that isn't their own regardless of how bad it may or may not be.

Your Computer posted:

His "gimmick" is being a huge unrepentant bigot.

Karate Bastard posted:

PCOS in 5 4 3 2

Data Graham posted:

I hate when a perfectly good simple gag gets ruined by carelessness.

Like ... are they trying to pull off some second level pun there? Am I out of the loop for not knowing who Kayne is?

Alter Ego posted:

He actually used to be kind of funny. 8 years of Obama positively destroyed every visible member of the GOP.

Jamesman posted:

I only really heard about the guy within the last few years, where he spouted ugly transphobic poo poo and fearmongered over refugees.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

People are jumping on the "avocado on toast" thing but that was just an outrageous example to illustrate his point, which is "millennials spend too much money on things rabble rabble I'm old"

FreudianSlippers posted:

It's basically yet another example of a spoiled rich manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter pretending to be a self made man and complaining about young people these days.

See also:
Donald Trump, a less eloquent male Paris Hilton who has managed to fool people into thinking he knows how to run a business.

Alter Ego posted:

Zero, same as Donald Trump.

RFC2324 posted:

I bet those drat millennials have refrigerators too.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We should have neural networks that pick a new name for us daily and a new posting gimmick weekly. Log on to find out who you are and how you're going to gently caress up the forums today!

Accretionist posted:

I'm a hypocrite. The money I save through eating pasta enables my crippling fast food addiction.

Phlegmish posted:

You should see a doctor about your bowel problem.

sneakyfrog posted:

I will be reporting you to pet island staff immediately sir good day.

RCarr posted:

Little known fact: The sun is warm everyday.

Ak Gara posted:

Yeah then why is Space so cold?

trapped mouse posted:

Really? No one's gonna comment on this?

I guess the joke kind of makes itself.

Guy Goodbody posted:

But then why has no female cashier ever been nice to me?

Hogge Wild posted:

He's a good president.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Straight as a hoola hoop.

Rolo posted:

Ew man who the gently caress would wear cargo shorts?

Picnic Princess posted:

Hose are very uncomfortable.

That being said, people should be able to wear whatever they want.

Chitin posted:

Unironically better than cargo shorts.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Godmotherfuckingdammit why the hell aren't these called MANtyhose?

Gorilla Salad posted:

It describes marriage perfectly.