PCOS Bill posted:

Sininu posted:

Guy Goodbody posted:

Roro posted:

That boy needs therapy.

So does the dog now.

Rough Lobster posted:

Hey look my second favorite Sebadoh album!

The Bloop posted:

I'm the flock of birds flying out of a dude's bum while he is eaten by a larger anthropomorphic bird wearing a kettle on its head and urns on its feet sitting on a toilet throne

dumb. posted:

I can't fault you for enjoying them, but they are to poutine what these things are to pizza:



i.e. not poutine

trapped mouse posted:

hey, thanks!

Jose Valasquez posted:

My shark isn't smooth, should I take him to the vet or just sand him down myself?

LargeHadron posted:

What was it?

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Why does Trump’s butt look so good, there?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Two Feet From Bread posted:

No. I thought JKR implied that Dumbledore had a 'more than friends' relationship with Hagrid. Why else would you give a convicted child murder a job at the same place he committed child murder in?

I mean, even if the big D knew it wasn't really Hagrid that murdered the girl, wizard court still convicted him and upheld the conviction. Even a wizard principal would have to pull massive strings to let Hagrid on school ground. Let alone give him a job with children. Why do that unless you wanted easy access to him?

The MSJ posted:

Spoiler: The two teenage protagonists are robots created by the professor guy.

Killed By Death posted:

https://www.patreon.com/monstergirlisland

$444k a year

BiggerBoat posted:

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.

Greg Giraldo posted:

Dear Marie, it is hot as gently caress out here. It is hard to fight these sand monkeys witcha balls stickin' to your legs. It is very hot and I am very sweety. It is very hot because I am in the dessert. What else was I gonna axe you? Oh yeah, don't gently caress nobody 'til I get back.

Sponge Baathist posted:

There were 3 pictures on the last page of Post Your Favorite Funny Pictures 2.0. there are zero funny pictures so far on this page.

RareAcumen posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Your camera needs glasses

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's no reason to come up with an explanation for why we can't see aliens, because it's just a fact that if there were aliens we probably wouldn't be able to see them. Space is loving huge. It's literally unimaginably big. The galaxy could be teeming with life and we'd have no idea.

Look at this. These are the best photographs of Uranus that exist. The furthest out planet in our own solar system could have a drat Walmart on it, and we'd have no clue. Because it's so, so, so far away. If we want a better picture, we'd have to spend millions of dollars designing and building a space vehicle to put a camera in, shoot it in to space, and wait years for the camera to get close enough to take some pictures. That's just to get photos of a planet in our own solar system.



But let's say the aliens did want to say hi, let's say that aliens sent a probe to our solar system. Even if they are sending probes, so what? The fastest man made object is the Juno probe, which is moving at 25 miles a second. Let's say the aliens send one of those probes our way. Let's be super generous and also say that the aliens live in the closest star system to us, which is 4.3 light years away. It would take more than 50 million years for that probe to reach us. Let's be super de duper generous and say that the aliens manages to launch the probe and successfully predict where it would end up fifty million years later. One micro-meteorite could puncture the probe, destroy the radio inside, we would have no way of knowing it was moving through our solar system. One random radioactive burst could fry the radio inside, ditto. One misplaced meteorite's gravity could ever so slightly skew the probes trajectory so that thirty million years later instead of heading for earth it's billions of miles away. And those are just the accidents. Imagine if human beings set out to build a machine to last fifty million years. It's impossible.

But, fine let's say somehow the alien probe did manage to make the fifty million year journey to the Sol system, still beeping out it's simple message to any intelligent life who was there to listen. But it passed through our system in 1904 and the few radio operators who heard it thought it was weird interference and didn't care.

Guy Goodbody posted:

No it's not, the Fermi Paradox is the dumb idea that there's a contradiction in the fact that intelligent life is likely to have evolved on other planets and the fact that we haven't seen any evidence of it. There's no contradiction, so there's no paradox.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I went to Midvale School for the Gifted and I can't figure out what to do here.

Data Graham posted:

Who What Now posted:

It's better than his last attempt which was "lol stupid Arabs got shot"