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Elias_Maluco posted:NSFW I guess? Link NSFW, don't spoiler it. It still loads up in peoples' browser caches.
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Mar 25, 2017 03:42
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Vietnamwees posted:"Fools up to 30% of pediatricians?" You don't need to. 0% is "up to 30%".
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Apr 18, 2017 09:59
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Rick_Hunter posted:Not the most important part. "hosed with Fruit Nutrients" indeed.
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Apr 30, 2017 03:06
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Got a teething baby? Stuff it full of delicious homeopathic teething tablets! In which case, they weren't preparing their homeopathic belladonna properly. If they were, they'd have diluted it down so far that the mixture was indistinguishable from water. So either they create a poison or a placebo.
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Apr 30, 2017 04:53
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Shiver me timbers!
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May 8, 2017 13:22
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Bogan King posted:It's OK to be gay now you don't need a woman to be your beard anymore. 
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May 13, 2017 01:35
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Does this look like a concert ticket to anyone else?
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May 29, 2017 11:25
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Railing Kill posted:I know kids books aren't necessarily Shakespeare, but why the gently caress is a book about a farting video game character in a school library? You really don't know anything about kids, do you?
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Jun 5, 2017 10:52
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Aside from the obvious trump jokes, there's that vermin supreme guy (the one with a boot on his head) that has been running for a while now. Good singer, that guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8
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Jun 9, 2017 14:15
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Bombadilillo posted:PSA Eleventy billion pages ago, but serrated, goddamn you.
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Jun 16, 2017 15:33
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That one's all over pornhub, which is pretty much mainstream.
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Jun 19, 2017 08:36
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I thought the first one looked more like Jim Carrey. Then I realised they all did.
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Jun 24, 2017 09:47
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A whirly bird on a whirlybird! 
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Jun 29, 2017 12:37
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mystery fluid posted:That's a huuuge bitch! That's no way to talk about your own mother.
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Jul 1, 2017 09:31
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Facebook Aunt posted:Aw, come on, why didn't they go with Space Marines? Maybe because it's not just infantry. Space Navy would be better, then you can have the infantry be the Space Marines.
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Jul 2, 2017 00:44
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And if you just whip it out, immediately, wherever you are, and go to town?
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Jul 2, 2017 05:37
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Gorilla Salad posted:Doesn't the US currently have no way to get people into space? Yep. Guess who the US currently relies on to get people into space? That's right, it's their old buddies Russia. That said, there's not actually much for infantry to do in space. What would you capture? The ISS? Or I guess maybe the Chinese research station? There's no other stations in orbit. If you don't actually need space infantry, you don't really need humans up there. You can have armed drone spacecraft and use them to intercept and destroy enemy spacecraft or whatever.
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Jul 3, 2017 13:18
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zakkro posted:They didn't know who made the video, so I guess the person deleted the tweet. This is like one of those old sound packs for Doom. I'd totally play shooters with Michael Jackson grunts every time I fire, and a little singing while I reload. A Spider Covets posted:I never thought I'd find a beetle cute or funny. Someone give him a gold star. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 08:13 on Jul 8, 2017 |
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Jul 8, 2017 08:08
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Screaming Idiot posted:Why did I click why did I click why did I click Oh please. It's just anime. It's not even weird anime, or fanart, or anime porn, or fanart anime porn. The rabbit hole goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay deeper than just anime about singing girls.
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Jul 19, 2017 12:11
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basalt posted:Pedophilia describes an attraction to children; it in itself isn't criminal. Discouraging people from criticising media that seeks to normalise the sexualisation of children does nothing to make myself or anybody else who takes issue with it feel any more comfortable. I'm not sure it's clear-cut that a game about training teen pop stars is, prima facie, any more sexualising of children than the phenomenon of teen pop stars itself.
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Jul 20, 2017 11:48
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basalt posted:Well, yes. The idol industry is one that directly profits from the sexual exploitation of children. The game in question doesn't seem to be particularly removed from everything idol culture entails. My comment was referring to an unfortunate new rule on these forums that seems to prioritise protecting the sanctity of anime as an art form over upholding basic human decency. It's disappointing. What. No, actually, what was said was LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Don't call other people pedophiles for liking anime. This has happened often enough in the fanart thread that I've really lost patience for it. I feel like flinging the word around so casually makes light of a truly heinous crime, the monsters that commit it, and the trauma of survivors of actual pedophilia.
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Jul 20, 2017 12:12
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I can't help fit any more puns into this conversation so I'll just leave this here instead. What. Has the author never been trying to piss at a pub and get stage fright?
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Jul 22, 2017 02:58
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Memento posted:
"How do you gently caress up programming a tap, anyway?"
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Jul 22, 2017 09:35
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category. Nope. What other lies have you told us, Intrinsic Field Marshal? How far does this web of deceit go? HOW FAR!?
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Jul 24, 2017 11:07
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I didn't know double barrelled shotguns could fire three times between reloads.
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Jul 25, 2017 13:53
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Blind Rasputin posted:Uhm. You're going to have to spell it out...
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Jul 29, 2017 03:07
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From ages back, but I can't believe nobody commented on this Dude, you quoted Instant Jellyfish to tell her those are Instant Jellyfish's sheep! Unless I'm missing a layer of irony here...? Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 12:28 on Aug 12, 2017 |
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Aug 12, 2017 12:25
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Something something next step in human evolution something something
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Aug 14, 2017 12:00
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Cain is for Charlie and Delta is for Cain. Find Dick, trap Dick!
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Aug 27, 2017 04:55
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Ziv Zulander posted:I was doing some shopping on amazon and noticed something that gave me a chuckle Hm. The inclusion of Trump Tower makes me think of some kind of cat-burglary heist, using the dildo suction cups as climbing picks.
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Sep 7, 2017 13:59
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If the Master and Commander books are to be believed, back during the Age of Sail an officer would sometimes get awarded a really expensive, really high quality sword. But that was for using to stab people with, during boarding actions. So, really, they should be planning to drop the massive sword out the window onto the enemy's head.
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Oct 15, 2017 08:43
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npP8maVti7o Yeah, they wrote a whole song about it! You know, "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray!"
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Nov 12, 2017 10:04
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Trig Discipline posted:Careful with that joke, it’s an antique. Aw, come on. How often is the topic of moray amore going to come up? I had to
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Nov 12, 2017 13:02
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Huh. What do you know?Wheat Loaf posted:I was in Manchester a few months ago and saw one of those bus stop adverts which insinuated that milking a cow is essentially equivalent to rape; now, I don't drink milk, but I do like cheese, so I'm not sure how many degrees of guilt that gets me. The issue isn't getting the milk out of the cow, it's getting the milk in there in the first place. Like all other mammals, cows don't lactate unless they're having babies. So you need to keep the cows giving birth all the time. So that means a lot of spare cow babies to dispose of. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_cattle#Management Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 01:54 on Dec 27, 2017 |
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Dec 27, 2017 01:52
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Dienes posted:You phrased it like they just tossed out the extra baby cows. Dairy cows are bred to produce more dairy cows or veal/beef cows. Its not this wasteful practice you're trying to frame it as. Dude, your reading comprehension sucks. I was pointing out why vegans oppose dairy farming, not that it's a wasteful practise.
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Dec 27, 2017 10:09
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Zil posted:Earthworm Jim hasn't aged well. Hm. You think they didn't use enough salt?
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Dec 28, 2017 02:18
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Rough Lobster posted:FYI I saw on Naturally, Danny Seothat by simply attaching a bell to your cat's collar he can gleefully play outside and probably not kill poo poo 24/7 because he's too noisy! Life hack! Nope. Our old cat had a bell, and she was still a VERY accomplished hunter. And bells don't protect kitty against dogs, cars, poison and psychopaths. Really, cats are just fine indoors. They really don't care. Give them something to climb on and they're perfectly happy.
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Would this be acceptable?
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spog posted:You'd be lucky to get an over-the-clothes handjob. No, coz, it's her name, you see?
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